Don't forget its Mother's Day this coming Sunday

Listen, yeah I know, but have you considered 3D printing 300 flexible dragons? Liste-please stop walking away

Most millennial song is Celtic Frost - A Dying God Coming Into Human Flesh

This doesn't read like a reply to what I wrote

🦊🌾

The recurring urge to embrace astrology so nothing is ever my fault again

This is still #weirdcarsky in a nutshell to me

The author sent me a copy, and it's really something to behold in person.

Bang on

We already have a Joe Rogan of the left

we have mlep confirm

"I'll fight you, pilgrim!"

I should get back into racing photography Probably just photography in general

Time for Cider and THC methinks I love my partner so much

please note the Red Hook Nut Brown Ale tap handle shifter here www.carsensor.net/usedcar/deta...

…I don’t have words for this one, this is **simply extraordinary**, good heavens I am in love www.exoticmotorsportsok.com/used-vehicle...

The Crave Case Motocompo could fix me

You say its insulting we won't put US swill on our shelves. Its insulting Canada's name is in either of your mouths Both wings of the US government see Canada exclusively as a Purse to fuel their economy of bread, circuses, and dead civilians

The car to home audio equipment enthusiast pipeline is real and can hurt you

we're gonna win

pope or palantir, which way modern man?

ya, so

G R A S S

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

I don’t like it when old people waste perfectly good tennis balls on their walkers. Those were supposed to be for young people and dogs

Hi yeah these were never new threats btw

Watchin' old NHRA and seeing a top fuel rail getting towed around by a Pontiac Trans Sport got me giggling

David Simon said it best

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

forgot to mute the music before recording my voice note now its gonna get demonetized

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Diddy stencil

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, price of the brick going up.

This is dope

Even the Japanese don't write songs about Subarus

[Partner somewhat distraught this morning] "I had a dream I had to kill Fred Durst. AND HE WOULDN'T DIE"

eepy chonk #sabrinathewonderkitty #wonderifsheneedsmorepillows

Lifegoal: Rally the hell out of a Model A on wires

Checking in at the BEEF Double Wide

lotta y'all were never told "lurk moar" and it shows

My four brothers in arms

getting your paycheck mixed up with anything you personally care about in the slightest is just not the move in today's society

80's F1 cars when they looked like this for some reason

[Partner yelling at a vertically filmed ad] "STOP FILMING IN PHONE. FILM IN TV"

AI has more memories of him than she does