You say its insulting we won't put US swill on our shelves. Its insulting Canada's name is in either of your mouths Both wings of the US government see Canada exclusively as a Purse to fuel their economy of bread, circuses, and dead civilians

The car to home audio equipment enthusiast pipeline is real and can hurt you

we're gonna win

pope or palantir, which way modern man?

ya, so

G R A S S

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

I don’t like it when old people waste perfectly good tennis balls on their walkers. Those were supposed to be for young people and dogs

Hi yeah these were never new threats btw

Watchin' old NHRA and seeing a top fuel rail getting towed around by a Pontiac Trans Sport got me giggling

David Simon said it best

i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits

Slowly turning up the car radio at the drive through window for fear of judgement, but a banger just came on

forgot to mute the music before recording my voice note now its gonna get demonetized

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

Diddy stencil

🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, price of the brick going up.

This is dope

Even the Japanese don't write songs about Subarus

[Partner somewhat distraught this morning] "I had a dream I had to kill Fred Durst. AND HE WOULDN'T DIE"

eepy chonk #sabrinathewonderkitty #wonderifsheneedsmorepillows

Lifegoal: Rally the hell out of a Model A on wires

Checking in at the BEEF Double Wide

lotta y'all were never told "lurk moar" and it shows

My four brothers in arms

getting your paycheck mixed up with anything you personally care about in the slightest is just not the move in today's society

80's F1 cars when they looked like this for some reason

[Partner yelling at a vertically filmed ad] "STOP FILMING IN PHONE. FILM IN TV"

AI has more memories of him than she does

Lifegoal: Rally the hell out of a Model A on wires

Shame what has become of Beyoncé's Internet

good morning y’all - just felt like a body color-matched Penta sort of day today thembmarket.com/1983-mercede...

gm #thatbarnbabarnbarnbarn #inthetuneofthethongsong

Sabrina has the podium #Sabrinathewonderkitty #wonderwhatherreformpoliciesare

Tapping The Sign

bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???

This came up in my old posts today. Don’t know why, but it feels good to know that Andre 3000 specifically is this kind of guy.

Behold my schtuff #sabrinathewonderkitty #wonderinghowshessodistinguished

DENMARK PRIME MINISTER: I HOPE THAT WE CAN AVOID MEASURES SUCH AS THE BAZOOKA

we're actually living in a cyberpunk buddy comedy anime about a gay psychopath who's really into lord of the rings and his autistic nazi friend with a breeding fetish who's really into rockets. there's a bald man who's their less cool pickme friend. everyone else is a foil

replace rfk jr with this guy

every motorsports fan gets 50 free "sportsball" vouchers to redeem on social media for having to endure a lifetime of "only left turns" jokes for nascar and other stock car/open-wheel oval racing

The "Big" Engines are an irreplacable experience IMO. 900+ci at full song is second only to Nitro Racing to me

There's a black Cullinan a few streets over in a cheapish-looking house, & it looks terrible in a messy driveway, & just like any large crossover or SUV. I didn't even notice it for weeks while driving by.

i didn't know you were in town until i saw your car, give me a call next time

You can go live on Bluesky now. Wow…. No.