Look I don't care if my credit score is 1200 you should not be offering anyone a loan on a Maserati SUV chase bank

These boys were made for deep dish and Italian combos

Lamb Chop’s, play-along Where kids come in to preserve their culture

Shoot do we need to cancel Lamb Chop now

LMAO LOOK AT THIS PHOTOGRAPH EVERY TIME I DO IT MAKES ME LAUGH

Woof

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Just blocked an annoying Brewers fan for using blue and yellow heart emoji in their reply. The playoffs are not a time for cuteness wisconsinites

Why did that Brewers pitcher act like he won the World Series when all he did was get out of a bad inning that he started

This feels accurate

Baseball is dumb

Half of them were the CEO posting through it

Got both kids asleep just in time to turn on the tv and immediately see SEIYA SUZUKI just crush a ball

@unraveledpress.com & other press have been threatened, shot with less-lethals and arrested while reporting on federal immigration activities in Chicagoland and on the resulting protests at Broadview. I'm now at a hearing asking the federal court to rein ICE & co in. I'll let you know how it goes.

Missed opportunity for this graphic

This evening, President Trump is ordering 400 members of the Texas National Guard for deployments to Illinois, Oregon, and other locations within the United States. No officials from the federal government called me directly to discuss or coordinate.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025) Dir.: Paul Thomas Anderson DP: Michael Bauman #OnePerfectShot

CPD just relieved feds from this line too. Then a moment later the feds gassed the whole area, including the cops.

On scene on 40th and Kedzie in Chicago, where locals are facing down militarized federal agents over a possible federal immigration enforcement- related shooting. Details still scarce and developing. Locals chanting "ICE go home"

Sort of regretting signing up for HBO MAX to watch this trash fire of a cubs game

So no explanation from @govpritzker.illinois.gov yet on all this huh

ICE just gassed a group a civilians near the Rico Fresh supermarket intersection on Armitage in Chicago - bystanders say this was in response for being heckled from the street.

I remember the last time I called someone a douche canoe. I think I was 12, and not a high ranking government official

I think what says the most about how EVERYTHING has gone too far is that my usual anxiety about posting anything is losing out to my need to point out how terrible this all is

I have also pled guilty to a traffic violation. As has I think literally everyone I know. None of us were killed for it.

NEW — Darius Fitzgerald, a security guard, was in the midst of a 10-hour shift at a BP gas station in Chicago’s East Garfield Park on Wednesday when he saw a Black man being chased by two federal agents. thetriibe.com/2025/10/secu...

The Venn diagram of people mad at Jay and people who hate AI is apparently a circle @thelouvreof.bsky.social

Honestly rejecting the correct usage of skeets should have been a red flag

ICE just blatantly violated the law and arrested sitting Chicago Alderperson Jessie Fuentes while seeking to illegally arrest a patient in a hospital. Fuck these fascists.

They’re getting bolder and terrorizing wealthier neighborhoods now. Lincoln Park before you know it.

If only there was a prominent poster on Bluesky who was also a member of the board and could personally tell the CEO that she needs to touch grass

We could have all just gone to threads if we wanted to post somewhere that’s run by a terrible person

She is now the new CEO of Bluesky. Poster’s Law.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

I picked a really bad month to start watching Man in the High Castle

Instagram has broken society

Pretty sure my name/address/phone/birthday are in a thousand different databases at this point. Tell me when they find out the name of my favorite pet, the cat we owned for 3 months when I was 4 years old. Then I’ll be impressed.

CUBS

Surreal moment for America. Needless to say, if the normal police ever pulled something like this — pulling every single person out of an apartment building and handcuffing them to run warrant checks — they would be sued into oblivion. Yet ICE is going to get away with it entirely.

“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’” It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.

What DHS pulled in Chicago on Tuesday is wildly unconstitutional. They smashed down almost every door in the building, dragged entire families into the street, and detained people for hours ("Kavanaugh stops"). Ms. Fisher was held for five hours and another senior citizen was held for three hours.

This culture is just speedrunning relearning everything society already knew, because people think they are smarter than everyone who has lived before them

I was in the gifted program at my elementary school and all it meant was that we read different books and had extra homework. Reading The Great Gilly Hopkins did not transform my learning experience or make me less bored

MADELEINE DEAN: The president is unhinged. He's unwell JOHNSON: A lot of folks on your side are too D: Oh my god, please. That performance in front of the generals? J: I didn't see it D: It's so dangerous! Our allies are looking elsewhere. Our enemies are laughing. You have a POTUS who's unwell.

This is the softest man in the world

I want to judge Pete Davidson but in 2016 I held my nose while Aroldis Chapman helped win the cubs a World Series. So almost the same thing

generals gathered in their masses watching trump emit some gasses

I didn’t repost because there’s enough Trump on the timeline, but the clip of him telling a room full of generals about how he’s careful to walk down the stairs slowly so he doesn’t fall makes him seem like the oldest man alive

Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com