Chuck always been a real one.

This isn’t funny. Montenegrin artists only do this when they’re threatened.

It's worse than you thought

Vivek: [on stage] I am proud to accept this nomination from a party increasingly dominated by people who hate and fear me because of my skin color Dude In Badly Fitting Proud Boy Polo Shirt In Crowd: GO BACK TO AFRICA

“Have you seen the world? I promise you, if you think that I’m on some kind of agenda, then I’m really shitty at it because nothing has gone in the direction that I had hoped. I mean, nothing for 25 years.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

When I say no to something, I often get back a message thanking me for just responding, even negatively. I'm guessing a lot of you have mailboxes full of invitations and requests you know you'll probably turn down but haven't pulled the trigger. Just say no. They'll appreciate it.

Criticizing Israel and its behavior and policies, even very sharply, isn’t bigoted. Reflexively responding to any mention of Jews, Judaism, Jewish history or culture, or the Jewish community with demands to denounce Israel is absolutely bigoted and also unhinged.

If you're a young leftist looking for an inspirational model for politics and can't come up with anyone better than Stalin or Mao I'm going to encourage you to read a second book.

Timeline cleanse alert!! Watch to the end; pro tip: don’t have anything in your mouth..

15 years ago today, Kate and William killed Osama Bin Laden at their wedding.

Me in 1991, watching “Darmok”: Communicating by allusion and literary reference? Ridiculous. Wouldn’t work. Me 35 years later: [communicates 50% by meme]

👏Y'ALL👏CAN👏GO👏AHEAD👏AND👏STOP👏WAITING👏FOR👏THEM👏TO👏TURN👏AWAY👏FROM👏THE👏WALKING👏CIRCUS👏PEANUT.👏ONLY👏TEN👏FOLKS👏RAN👏FROM👏JONESTOWN👏AT👏THE👏END.👏JUST👏FUCKING👏VOTE👏LIKE👏HELL!👏

Would it be illegal to tear that page out and burn it?

fyi this is the kimmel comedy routine MELANIA DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE. definitely do not like and share it or else the MOST UNPOPULAR FIRST LADY IN HISTORY will be mad. youtu.be/GRjKhsJc95o

LMAOOO

“Please sir, I’m the FBI director and you’ve GOT to let me get this correspondent to safety!”

I am no longer expected to be selected in the first round. I came to Pittsburgh for nothing. I appreciate privacy during this difficult time.

Jackie Robinson grew up in a diverse Pasadena neighborhood, & when one of those neighbors, his baseball teammate Shig Takayama, was incarcerated at Manzanar with his family, the Robinsons helped take care of their home. For my new column, a story of the worst & best of America through baseball. 🗃️

The main thing in art and entertainment to keep your finger on the pulse of the fans and what they want, their feedback is so important.

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

A reminder while Republicans bitch about Dems finishing the redistricting fight they started: they have full control of gov’t— they can pass a law banning gerrymandering any time they want. They won’t. Republicans aren’t mad gerrymandering exists; they’re mad that they’re not the only ones using it.

Putting strict limits on the definition of treason and significant requirements for its proof was one of the smartest things the Founders did.

People are going go hit each other and there’s going to be ‘splosions. I think I got this without reading the backstory guys. You’re not doing Henry VI Part II here.

Participated in this year's Charity Bowl. Toledo is currently beating Bowling Green. I donated $28.23 (which was the score of the last Battle of I-75). #AyZiggy #BeatToledo #CharityBowl www.edsbscharitybowl.com

We still have several schools looking for their one in a row. Who is ready to be the hero of Wyoming? How about MTSU? Moneycannon.org Edsbscharitybowl.com Run the ball with the G5…6…N+1

monday motivation

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

The Reds are off to their best start in 20 years with a 7-4 victory in 10 against Minnesota, sweeping the Twins, a team that entered the series atop their division. Reds are 3-0 in extras this season. Last year the were 3-12 in extra innings

John Smoltz watching a batter swing on a 3-0 count

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Magyar: “No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions.”

I assure you: You cannot destroy this machine

Breaking: We’ve updated tonight’s Ichiro Replica Statue giveaway.

I AM GOING TO BURN DOWN THE SHED UNLESS WE HAVE PIZZA ROLLS FOR DINNER TONIGHT [mom sighs, rolls her eyes, writes "pizza rolls" on the grocery list for next week] I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO BURN DOWN THE SHED

I despise that man.

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

Another masterstroke from President Fuckup

There is a path. It’s the path that Michael Vick walked. He has worked with the Humane Society for the last 17 years to educate folk about animal cruelty. He says he’ll do that work for the rest of his life. Call me when Louis or Kanye devotes even one weekend to making reparation.

I have been all over the world and one surprising fact is that there is pretty much universal consensus that America makes the best chocolate.

Jesus to Mary Magdalene

For me this thread forever remains the condensed essence of Mastodon bsky.app/profile/numb...

“why would you use bluesky?”

WCW to his unsuspecting roommate:

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

Me: Why the hell are my notifications blowing up? *checks* Me: Oh because someone with 300 THOUSAND followers reposted a reply I made. Hi @kevinmkruse.bsky.social !

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One thing is clear tonight, Trump started this war with no goals, fought it with no strategy, and now is trying to end it with no grasp of reality.