Lemme explain what the words BELIEVE WOMEN should mean. They don't mean you have to believe women no matter what. They do mean that you have to treat women as a source the same way you'd treat a man.

Children’s Games (detail), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560, 📸 by @kgmadeit1

Norway defeated England in a World Cup qualifier in Oslo on September 9, 1981. Which led to this—the greatest call in sports broadcasting history. Kick rocks, Maggie Thatcher.

From the Telemundo broadcast just now by the commentary team during a slow-mo replay of the goal and a shot of Haaland with his hair down: "This is a perfect goal. The ball didn't touch anything." In exaggerated, gravely, dramatic voice: "TERMINATOR"

A suspiciously favorable administrative decision means we're a real soccer country now.

Trump fuming in a bunker while explosions go off all around is my bridge too far, showrunners. This is ludicrous. You took the “subtext is for cowards” meme and beat it into the ground. WE GET IT. ORANGE MAN BAD.

You've walked about a mile, under heavy artillery fire in the beginning of July just so rich people in the south can keep owning other people and then the federals pop up rested and pour hot lead into you. Gottdamn Lee was arrogant

Cape Verde is going out with their shield or on it, I tell you what.

don't drink any water either, mister president, i hear it's turning people woke

163 years ago, Harry Heth was having a very bad not good morning

Justice Alito just voted for mandatory pissing on the Statue Of Liberty. In his weird opinion, he wrote, "She's female, and she's a foreigner."

Musk is a dangerous parasite.

Technically, they’re Remains now.

At the Reflecting Pool and guys

phillipspobrien.substack.com/p/midweek-up... From the people who brought you "The Art of the Deal"

Next, Trump is opening a new sleepaway camp at Crystal Lake.

Hearing reports that Trump's going to hold a second treaty signing at a courthouse in Appomattox County, Virginia?

Trump has spent the last 15 years, and will spend the rest of his life, trying to overcome the humiliation that Obama inflicted upon him at that White House Correspondents Dinner

it's notable to me that the administration tried to frame tonight's UFC event as a "gift to Americans" but you can't watch it unless you have a paid subscription to Paramount+

I'm assuming the "SBF has applied for a pardon" means he has written Don Snoreleone a check.

I know every country has people like this in it, but I feel like we really excel in producing malignant narcissists who believe fully insane stuff, repeatedly violate the law, and are permitted to keep doing it. This man is on a mission to give America diarrhea. www.propublica.org/article/mark...

If you're the kind of sicko who'd like to see shots of several different crowds of New Yorkers booing the president, this video is for you. (Watches for a third time.)

I mean, yes

We were in the security line for the Knicks game tonight when my three year-old turned to me gravely and asked “Daddy will the nice orange man be there tonight?” And when I answered it “yes but he will probably fall asleep or shit on himself by halftime,” she started crying.

IF YOU ARE STILL IN LINE TO BOO TRUMP, PLEASE STAY IN LINE

Much clearer than ABC's "audio"

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it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks

Knicks fans, you must boo this man right into the grave

A bunch of people are telling me I have no business having an opinion on Platner because I know nothing about Maine. That’s not right. I’ve had a lobster roll. I’ve been to places that stink of fish. I have several friends like @gregdoucette.bsky.social who can’t talk right.

Maple syrup is amazing because it’s just a socially acceptable way to drench a full plate of food in sugar water. Outstanding work Canada.

i wonder how many boats and shit got bought in anticipation of this payout

Ossoff: "While you pay more for everything, Donald Trump wants your tax dollars for what many are calling the Jeffrey Epstein Memorial Ballroom."

Zohran Mamdani really said “if Politicians really wanted to they would, allow me to demonstrate” and it’s driving the press absolutely insane.

Gail be trolling again

"Talarico is a vegan." "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Uh, well, Talarico says God is nonbinary or something?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Um, Talarico is, uh, low T?" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile." "Talarico is going to institute sharia law!" "Paxton pardoned a pedophile."

my god

I don’t usually say watch videos but the payoff is worth it.

@sickoscommittee.org The Barrel House in Dayton continues to commit war crimes with #Malört

the hungry observatory

Imagine missing your own son’s wedding so you could go surrender to Iran

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Chuck always been a real one.

This isn’t funny. Montenegrin artists only do this when they’re threatened.

It's worse than you thought

Vivek: [on stage] I am proud to accept this nomination from a party increasingly dominated by people who hate and fear me because of my skin color Dude In Badly Fitting Proud Boy Polo Shirt In Crowd: GO BACK TO AFRICA

“Have you seen the world? I promise you, if you think that I’m on some kind of agenda, then I’m really shitty at it because nothing has gone in the direction that I had hoped. I mean, nothing for 25 years.” www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-featur...

When I say no to something, I often get back a message thanking me for just responding, even negatively. I'm guessing a lot of you have mailboxes full of invitations and requests you know you'll probably turn down but haven't pulled the trigger. Just say no. They'll appreciate it.

Criticizing Israel and its behavior and policies, even very sharply, isn’t bigoted. Reflexively responding to any mention of Jews, Judaism, Jewish history or culture, or the Jewish community with demands to denounce Israel is absolutely bigoted and also unhinged.