Finally

I SURVIVED WORK NOW I GET TO JERK OFF AND NAP

Nobody is a greater trans ally than cis women who go out of their way to compliment trans women. It makes me SO HAPPY every time. I can remember every single compliment a woman has given me since I transitioned. I’ve gone home after a night out and happy cried because they felt so good to hear.

I brought some shorts and tights to change into after work, but I accidentally grabbed the cute tights that are thinner have have a flower pattern instead of my regular opaque ones. I was freezing my ass off but I had three (3) women with dyed hair compliment me so it was all worth it

I’m seeing a new therapist and I was telling her today that I feel like I never have enough time after work and everything takes too long. She asked what I do right after work and I struggled because I wasn’t prepared to tell my new therapist I’m jackin my shit crazy style immediately after work.

RRRRRAAAAAHHHHH I LOVE HYPER OFFENSE I LOVE CLICKING BUTTONS

I’m seeing a new therapist for the first time in a few years this week. I’m hoping she’ll teach me how to psychologically dominate my opponents in pokemon and get some bitches on my dick.

thinking up a new character

If a chaser ever happened to somehow be a woman and hit on me I would cave in a heartbeat though. I wish more men would realize that the secret to getting in my pants is to be a woman.

A benefit of being trans is I never forgot how it felt to have the confidence of a man, and I can use that when a chaser hits on me. A dude came up to me while I was out this weekend and told me I looked amazing. I responded with “Yeah, I know. I’m going somewhere else now.” and walked away LMAO

I need a girlfriend so I can practice my love language of forcing my partners to watch my favorite shows if they haven’t seen them. Yes babe we NEED to move in together. We have 1000 episodes of one piece to watch and it’ll be easier if you just live with me.

Just so everyone knows, I go to bed wearing a big tshirt and tiny shorts that show just a little bit of ass. Also my legs are really smooth and soft. Just in case anyone was wondering.

I’ve been going by Melody for several years and my friends haven’t slipped up even once and called me by my deadname. It’s been normal for a while now but sometimes when I hear someone say Melody I’m still like c: yay that’s my name c:

A few weeks ago @manjunii.bsky.social sketched my ZA trainer and I liked it so much I commissioned them to do a fully rendered piece! It looks so good!!

How I feel showing my friends a 3 second shot in in blender animation that I spent 5 hours on

One masculine thing I don’t think I’ll ever shake as long as I live is the immediate instinct to dap up my friends when I see them or when something good happens. One of my friends told me she was pregnant a while ago and this was pretty much my exact reaction

Somebody should invent a weekday schedule that isn’t go to work>go home>jork it a lil>??????>go to bed

FINALLY. I CAN SAVE PICTURES OF BOOBS.

Jarvis, kill that flutter mane.

I was born to be a lesbian wife living with my lesbian wife in a cozy apartment in a major city, perhaps even with a cozy reading nook, and spend my time playing pokemon and having sex with my lesbian wife. I was not born to have a j*b and have “Mr” on my ID badge.

I’m a hopeless romantic but most of my fantasies are about introducing my partner to one piece and hunter x hunter and making them watch both all the way through with me

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I’m wearing short shorts. They’re some of the few clearly feminine clothes that actually look good on me and make me look more feminine. If it’s cold my ass is wearing tights and shorts, because the shorts make that same ass look great.

"Don't give up on a team too soon! Changing teams too often only hurts you." Brother, this hurts way more.

It appears we have similar priorities

If the game doesn’t have yuri I’ll make it myself god dammit

The rank Z players in legends ZA were perhaps somewhat out of their depth after the rank reset

Me saying “That’s fine I’ll take that trade” when I lose my most important pokemon in a vgc game

THATS MY MAYOR (I live in Florida)

I guess I need to move to nyc now

I had an insanely stressful day at work and spent the whole day excited to play some reg F bo3 tonight. I had the single worst day of practice I have ever had in my vgc career and now I’m just gonna go to bed extremely angry.

I’m losing on play dot pokemon showdown dot com and I can’t find any music I really want to listen to and I can’t find a way to tuck that doesn’t feel like the skin is being ripped off and I’m in public AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Alright which jackass got banned on showdown using the one vpn server I found that isn’t blacklisted

How it feels to add a pokemon into the teambuilder for reg F then immediately remove it when I remember it can’t mega evolve in this game (I need mega metagross to ohko flutter mane with bullet punch immediately)

My check engine light came on quick someone help while there’s still time. I can still be the first tranny that gets blown in my car.

I LOVE WEARING SHORT SHORTS AND LONG SLEEVES AND FEELING THR COLD AIR BLOW ON MY SMOOTH LEGS IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE ME RRRAAAAHHHHHHH

Gallade was one of the MVPs in my 3rd place finish in my first draft league (and was my team’s mascot), and mega gallade has easily been my most consistent pokemon in ZA ranked battles. Forever one of my my goats

I love Ivor from the hit game Pokémon Legends Z-A

After spending 3 days complaining to my friends that I couldn’t get any bottle caps in legends ZA, I finally got one (1) gold bottle cap. It only took 100 hours.

well well well

if hes invincible why can I see him

Cool, so my main email address and the youtube account I’ve been using with youtube music for the last 3+ years is basically useless now. I’m never tying my government ID to any account on the internet. Guess I’m starting over, can’t wait for this to happen again in 3 months.

Me when I get you

I finished the ZA story last night and I’m not gonna lie, I think this might be the best pokemon game ever made. I’ve never been so engaged by the story and gameplay loop in a pokemon game. It’s at the very least in my top 3 with Violet and explorers of the sky. Genuinely a fantastic game.

Urbain is the straightest (non-derogatory) dude game freak has ever made

charmeleon fucking dies

Legends ZA is a dress up game that also has pokemon in it

Me using my wish once I get to rank A in legends ZA