My "cancelled SNES Resident Evil 2 port using the Ballz engine" April Fools post from a few years back

he has lived in this house for eight years but still enters every room with the confused energy of a substitute teacher who has just learned there is no lesson plan

A normal UK address: 20 King's Road, Ipswich The person who buys something from me on ebay: Castledon Leaf, 25 The Loinghtrqhn, 3A, Top Left Trapplecon, Wintershellft, Shonkletly Pork County, Awooga

I'm not sure there's a more bizarre collection of supporting cast members than this handful from the credits of THE EXORCIST III.

In which Karl Howman from Brush Strokes befriends an old woman despite possibly being the human personification of death

There is nothing creepier than Wikipedia movie synopses which describe two characters as "making love"

Oh well, won't be seeing him again live, then

Decided to become an influencer

Jesus Fucking Christ

This guy with a grapefruit on his chest is about to give himself a brain haemorrhage because he's so fucking horny for Luke Cage (subtext)

one of my favorite sketchbook comics, anime press conference

Duncan Man-at-arms

"The funniest possible outcome of the AI mandate era is about to be HR departments discovering that 'sincerely held religious belief' under Title VII has a much lower bar than they assumed, and Pope Leo handed every Catholic employee a written excuse" www.businessinsider.com/worker-got-r...

A while back we had the wonderful opportunity to pitch a Red Dwarf adventure game directly to Doug Naylor himself. While the project didn't end up going ahead, we're now free to share some of the work we produced for the pitch!

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

“The moment you've all been waiting for is finally here! The battle of the ages starts now!” My UMvC3 tribute piece is finally finished. Debuting at EVO this year!

Paramount+ wanted to use the image on the left as a poster for the wrath of Khan, so they used everyone's least favorite technology to generate the rest of the image.

"Sorry Homer, I was born a snake-handler and I'll die a snake-handler"

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

WHAT ARE YOU READING. IS IT ABOUT ME

Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables

Scottish version of ACAB just dropped.

The mistake made by too many adaptations of Batman is their failure to emphasize his file of hobo signs.

At the date comic

Knight, Barbarian, Sorceress, Warlock, Wizard, Necromancer

THIS FACE

I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS A BUSINESSMAN

Been looking at a bunch of 16-color EGA graphics and daaaaamn Monkey Island was *so* good. That palette is brutal to work with and the game still looked stunning.

Star Fox Crew (2012)

A reminder for the in-person voters. IGV are on every regional ballot today. They exist solely to try to confuse people who want to vote Scottish Green. They succeeded in preventing at least two Scottish Green candidates from being elected in 2021. If you're a Green voter please don't be fooled.

it took me too long to realize that this was "horseshit" censored and not new slang i didn't know about yet where "horses" meant bad

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

꾸몃고 입체적임

Dropping in on the Discourse to reiterate that British food is a) not bad and b) the way Americans specifically talk about it is completely deranged. Yes Brits eat more processed food than anywhere else in Western Europe and that is Not Good but it’s also doubly true of America!

For my #Battletech and #Mechwarrior friends...

ikea has this new storage chest for kid's rooms that looks like a mimic, and I applaud this kind of thinking. it's good to teach children about the dangers of mimics early, so they don't fall prey to one the first time they go adventuring

'nother werewolf

Since he always wants to be included he now serves as a joycon. #Birds

Meeting Notes. Remember that series of Knightmare where everyone was obsessed with Shandy? Wild.

THE MERCHANT

The first time my mom met my gf (who had just gotten off a five hour flight) she said “well you dressed comfortably!” which is the equivalent of if the first time I met her father he shot me in the face

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices