Bastard love child of Miss Piggy and Gonzo

smut is getting too niche imo

Ceci n'est pas une golden calf.

oh god

Anyone skeptical that it took four years to produce Epstein’s suicide note have clearly never dealt with writer’s block

I’m a huge fan of @goingmedieval.bsky.social and this was such an interesting listen.

I’m willing to let brainstorming slide but using it for outlining seems like a very bad mistake, if anything probably worse than having it write the actual sentences

When another girl has chicken

u know what the robots can actually have this one I'm all set

It's so funny to me that right-wingers love to pretend to love the Middle Ages and the Crusades and all that and then complain that the Pope shouldn't get involved in politics.

Heated Rivalry (2025)

jd vance negotiating with Iran

i’m sorry are we really running back ‘unhinged megalomaniac feuds with the pope’ as a historical narrative? of all possible storylines to rerun?

Starting to relate to the musicians who kept on playing as the Titanic sank.

I will teach them to drive

Holy crap

You don't hate writing, you hate yourself, writing is a tool to focus the self hate.

🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️

It could be argued that JRR Tolkien with lines like these launched as many "ships" as Helen of Troy.

unfortunately “it's all corrupt girl” will be entering the lexicon

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

Uncle Baby Bilbo

They both love me like their own son????

Roles for Trans Actors have already taken a nosedive since the pandemic and the subsequent conservative push against diversity initiatives in Hollywood, and now one of the largest productions has chosen to roll back the few advances we've made since 2014. Casting knows better. This is unacceptable.

I wish I had written every word of this.

i think when trump sees zohran coming into his office he does the thing lucille bluth does when she sees gene parmesan

This is so accurate

I’m gay and my glasses are dirty

more baseball should involve giving your teammate little bro kisses in the dugout

Italy beats the USA 8-6

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

When I was in college a local writer came to visit one of my workshop classes once and gave a whole lecture about how he refuses to read any novel that isn't in present tense and how it's how it's all he writes, and I asked him "do you suck your own dick at home too?" and he got so mad.

Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin

My mom wasnt scared i was a trans guy, because she'd never heard of them. She did, however, police my appearance to make sure i didnt "look like a lesbian." Once i came out as trans, she backpedaled and told me "but there are all sorts of ways to be a woman!"

When Gavin Newsom says "the Democrats need to be more culturally normal" with "less focus on pronouns" what he's actually saying is "the trannies aren't normal and don't normalize them."

Idk who needs to hear this but ACAB includes horse girls

Is sea lion massacre a winning political issue?

Q: is there a technology that "the left" is excited about? A:

this tiger toy is a big dill