Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

Alternate take of “Oh, Pretty Woman” where Roy Orbison says “Bullshit” instead of “Mercy”

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*John Carpenter sighs, dusts off the synth*

Only just found out about Chip's passing. A giant of a man.

Can’t wait to post this on Monday with the caption ‘Monday’

The most Hampstead news story ever written.

Where its at! I got two pineapples and some styrofoam

New 'Robin exclamation to Batman' just dropped

Oh, the grand old duke of york He ██████████████████ He ██████████████████ And he ██████████████████

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Is there a technology the left is excited about?

I know a lot of people think Microsoft Excel is a dreadful piece of software, but I would rate it October 10th.

The replies are gold

This local Wolfdog joined an Olympic ski event and triggered the finish-line camera. This is Nazgul. He snuck into a cross-country skiing sprint this morning and raced the homestretch with some competitors before being escorted home. 14/10 someone get him a medal

Between the support and the main act, they've played the Johnny Cash version of Hurt while the roadies set up. Now everyone is depressed.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazin... Oh yes, BBC, you'll publish an article about it, but when I try to pitch my flatshare sitcom to you, you call it "ahistorical," "offensive," "a waste of time," and "how did you even get into my office so early? Have you been here all night?"

Houseguest Just Going To Lie There Until Rest Of House Wakes Up https://theonion.com/houseguest-just-going-to-lie-there-until-rest-of-house-1819571350/

I am not one for hyperbole but this is the single greatest thing I have ever seen with my eyes.

yeah sure, instead of curing a bunch of cancers you can force ET into jeans and trap him with a homeless man in a sauna with an old exercise bike, go ahead america you wacky country/federation of semi-independent states thingie

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Booyaka booyaka (incredible)

An eclectic mix in the charity shop earlier.

Minor quibble/complaint about 'How To Get To Heaven From Belfast' A Belfast phone number on a sign above a shop supposedly in Derry.

Billy Steinberg RIP You may not immediately know the name but by jingo you've heard Like A Virgin, Alone, So Emotional, True Colors, I Touch Myself, I Drove All Night, I'll Stand By You and Eternal Flame.

Had to be done

Yes,,, your boy has taken a ride in the 4 man bobsled,,, but im an adrenaline junkie and needed to try skeleton. And now I’ve officially joined the team and am gonna try to start competing. 66 years old going 66 mph.

One of the best in the biz

Farewell Tom Hagen!

douglas adams was our most accurate futurist

Roses are red Violets are blue You said we weren’t doing Valentines this year You told me, last week, not to get you anything

I missed this yesterday but this is an absolute top drawer quality #totp meme and it should be celebrated

Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.

A video from last weekend, with my famously steady hand....

Where the fuck was Alex’s paper round, Stalingrad? #TOTP

Mum: What's this rubbish Yes, it was Ruby Flipper #totp

Been out with Mum. Just back. MUM IT'S DEMIS ROUSSOS #totp

You’ve only got 12 hours left to book your Gregg Wallace Valentine’s Day message for that person in your life who you absolutely fucking despise

Nerds assemble! I need recommendations for a speaker who can talk not only about the growth in awareness of ADHD/autism in the UK, and the importance of accommodations etc., but also the sociological aspects of underdiagnosis/stigma in women/minority communities etc. Pls repost for wider reach, ta.

Aaaaand I made a huge boo boo in work and am probably going to be cringing about it for the next decade.

I'm not saying I sustained a really stupid and avoidable injury last week, but I just got really excited about being able to hold a spoon again.

Shit!

Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks. He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger. Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...

Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection. If you take that away, what do they have left?

Competing despite an injury is bad actually.

Hi, it's me:

Data centers use MASSIVE amounts of water Just one Google data center in Iowa used 1 BILLION gallons of water in 2024 -- enough to supply all of Iowa's residential water use for 5 days. ⬇️

Mozzer is a dose, but this is still a bop. #totp

This replacement for Roy Walker sure is better looking but hasn't got the Catchphrase catchphrase quite right #totp