Ai slop coke advert, fuck off, don't insult my eyeballs. I ain't bothering to watch something you couldn't be fucked to make.

People who listened to music most days slashed their risk of developing dementia by 39 percent compared with those who did not regularly listen to music, a new study of more than 10,000 people age 70 and over found.

So do I, space-born jellyfish, you ain’t special.

“Hi guys, it's me, Molly-Mae...”

Jenny, of course, being from Derry pronounces it 'Big Broller'.

Wait do I have it correct that Joyce Carol Oates said Musk was a shell of a man with no joy in his life and he totally saw it and said "No I'm not" and now he's searching the titles of different movies he likes and replying "great movie"

me when the AI bubble bursts

Latest AI spot: A WI report 🫠 come back awful grammar and mixed up tenses, all is forgiven.

dulce et decorum est decaf oatmilk latte

Got these new trainers today but I can't get it out of my head that they look like fuckin DC Tosh Lines from The Bill

*John Carpenter sighs, breaks out the synth*

On Bob Mortimer's Desert Island Discs he's asked why nobody's doing comedy like he did anymore, which always feels like the guest is being baited into saying they'd be "cancelled", and he answers "because it's a career path now, not just lads dicking about". Refreshing perspective.

In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

This Smash Hits poll top 10 for 1988’s Most Very Horrible Thing is amazing.

THE PLAGUE DOGS HAS JUST STARTED ON RTE2!!!!

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

Remember when Sugababes brought in Big Sam for six months? #GirlbandsForever

Well, after 30 years, that is that.

Rosalind Franklin Leaving her notes in a pile That she keeps by the door Who is it for? Awful James Watson Stealing the credit And snaffling all the awards Misogynist bore

the greatest youtube comment of all time

ITV have put up the Acid House World in Action episode which features this perfect moment. youtu.be/YANS3DhnZy0?...

'Only a laugh/banter/jokes' is hilarious until you've been on the end of it 30,000 times. You can be funny without being mean.

The big mouthy girls got evicted and weren't such big mouthy girls on their exit walk. Lolz. #BigBrother

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

I love local charity raffle events. Looks like Big Rab is getting his brows done at the Beauty Lounge.

See without the Friends ones gurning and acting the eejit, I'll He There For You by Rembrandts is actually a lovely wee song.

My working week in one word: Binsanity

PLAY 'I'LL HOUSE YOU' #totp

I'm just gonna keep on counting ah ah ah #totp

Ferdy's sister ;) #totp

An old boss said I looked like a young Suzi Quattro. Still worry about his eyesight. #totp

Doing anything nice at the weekend Alison? #totp

Oh of course, wouldn't be a 70's episode without these.... #totp

No. 1 in Heaven is the best Sparks album. I will not be taking questions. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. #TotP

Sparks #totp

Tryouts For The Human Race is an *amazing* song, but you wouldn't know it from this single version that just repeats the first verse and is cut with rusty scissors #totp

SPARKS AND MORODERRRRR #totp

Another good Solo Spice effort #totp

Saw Peej at a festival and she was great, but I was literally carrying my much-taller ex around at that stage, after he accepted a pill from the sock of a random stranger 🙄 #totp

No one was ready for Eels. #totp

Alisha's Attic, like Martika's Kitchen, is presumably located within Susan's House #TOTP

She's telling me to Relax but it's making me feel all murdery #totp

The lyrics of Generation Sex are just **Chef's Kiss** #totp

PARTY HARD Song of the night, I'm away 😅 #totp

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Getting chilly out there