Me, learning how to walk again, after spending an hour sat on the toilet watching reels.

Nothing like cooking on your day off #busmansholiday

When you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide though..

Still wrapping presents. FML.

My introverted, socially awkward self, getting ready for an endless amount of socialising.

I'm going to be cooking a Goose on Thursday, but I'm not doing it traditionally. I'm trying to make things easier for myself, as I don't want to spend all day in the kitchen. So, I shall share the process here, incase you fancy having a go 🧵

Some of this year's greatest hits.

London - I am in you.

No, YOU'VE had to superglue two of your fingers back together this morning. 😒