Just found out from a friend, that another friend's dad has died unexpectedly. Mentioned it in a WhatsApp to another friend. He knew. Just me then? Pat was a legend xx

VAT is a problem for hospitality. Not sure we need someone who charges £32 for fish and chips as an ambassador

He's going to talk to him about step dads and their importance. Then buy him a donkey ride on Albufeira Beach.

Shout out to all the mums getting the pickled beetroot out of the back of the cupboard for a picky tea tonight.

Hydration break

Last (half) day of the holiday. Making the most of the all inclusive bar before be get picked up for thr airport.

Have a happy picture for a Sunday night.

Yesterday we went for a paddle with some sharks 🦈

Mrs Rob dragged me onto a zip line. Here's the southern coast of Cape Verde in a minute. Excuse the spinning around, it was beyond my control

It's 11.10am here at the poolside bar. Hydration Break.

Had a deep tissue massage on holiday. The lass went full Annie Wilkes on me legs

PMQs live from Pebble Mill

Last day at work 🥳

My dog in hot weather

1 more Sunday after this one. Looking forward to a lie in.

Happy Birthday @ronanbleating.bsky.social I hope you've had a lovely day x

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Only 2 more 5.45am starts on a Sunday, then I'm unemployed, for a bit. Holiday first, worry about what's next after.

@berniebanter.bsky.social let us not forget the coudouroy clad cunt tapping out a half-arsed version of Soul Limbo on a clearly scratched, non-stick pan. He doesn't follow rules, he doesn't care, long as he gets paid.

Turned out nice again

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The joys

Banging, if i do say so myself

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The cat shelter where I volunteer has very little money (cough, donation link www.paypal.com/paypalme/don... cough) and actual meat is a rare treat. So when they do have it, they get a little...excited:

The combination of this view and this song is Not A Bad Thing right now. If you want a break in the hills of the Costa Rican jungle where you'll be surrounded by nature, we're available for bookings: www.booking.com/Share-TUc099

Hobble myself so I couldn't be conscripted.

You must traverse the Strait of Hormuz with care, brave traveller. But beware shots fired by the Iranian Revolutionry Guard.

Mood

Thought he was singing "I am, In Aldi", would explain where he got his outfit from, you really can get anything in the middle aisle #totp

Work is so mind-numbingly slow at the moment. Yesterday, 9 meals in 7 hours. Did 2 sandwiches at 2pm and nothing after. Today, I've done 11 in 4½ hours and that included a 3 hour period of doing nothing 😴

@berniebanter.bsky.social no guess the lyric tonight Bern?

My local MP is here for a meeting. Probably for the best they dont bring him to see me and I tell him what I think of him.

Oven clock - we meet again.

Rumour has it, it's Elvis Cridlington.

I have cleaned my Yorkshire Pudding tins at work. This is almost certainly going to mean all my Yorkshire Puddings stick next week. On a bank holiday weekend.

When you've finished the lawn, you need to open the Straight of Hormuz. I've got numerous other countries coming.

Wednesday

Even I have to now admit that I have too many books so am (reluctantly) letting some go. I'm pretty new to Vinted so I'd really appreciate any shares. Some books may be of interest to anyone in primary education. Ta x www.vinted.co.uk/member/31341...

I make unique hand made Cat Sofas >>> craftysharp.etsy.com But do cats really use them? Well let’s ask some of my feline customers … 🧵 Gretchen and Amy say yes…

Good morning Bluesky. Proper timetable of markets and a Comic con for this month. If you're on the South Coast, please pop down!