Chelsea 2 Leeds 2. No Red cards. Some people have no respect for tradition.

Good evening Bluesky, …For I love a girl who doesn’t know I exist and this you can fix… UK; #7. US: #6 1961. Hit 5/9. Also: UK: #8. US: # N/A. 1969. Hit 3/8.

Here’s that Epstein mention in full. Epstein: ‘Hey Peter, are you coming next week?’ Mandelson: ‘Yeah, looking forward very much.’ Epstein: ‘You’re not bringing that twat Toby Young, are you?’ Mandelson: ‘Shit, no!’ Epstein. ‘Thank fuck for that.’

🎶 He put all his faith in a Morgan. He pushed McSweeney to the front. Now he thinks he’s a genital organ. The more vulgar minded say c*nt. 🎵

Good evening Bluesky, …And eleven long haired Friends of Jesus in a chartreuse microbus… UK: #2. US: #1. 1976. One hit wonder.

RIP the ‘aNtIsEmItE cOrByN’ line. You had a good run but it’s over now. Your place in the national pantheon of galloping bullshit is assured. You’ll be missed by centrist clowns nationwide.

My grandparents were called Pearl and Dean. Of course, I wasn’t allowed to call them that. I had to say Grandmama and Grandpapapapapapapapapapapa… #LunchPun

Good evening Bluesky, …Got no time for explanations, got no time to lose… UK: #2. US: #30. 1970. Hit 1/3.

Oh yes…all the clever, sensible, moderate, intelligent, reasonable, mature adults in the room thought that didn’t they? 🤡🤣🤣🤣

Oh yeah, sure, THAT’S what’s sunk them.

Thought this might puzzle. Let’s see if @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social can help.

🎼 Gumbya my Lord, Gumbaya…🎼

Good evening Bluesky, …For just a little while I thought that I might lose the game, then just in time I saw the twinkle in your eye… UK: #3. US: #2. 1963. One hit wonder.

Could have had Corbyn. Well played the clever, sensible, moderate, reasonable, mature, pragmatic, practical adults in the room. 🤡😂😂😂

I said Burnley would be treating today like a cup final. I forgot they haven’t won one of those in the last 112 years. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Barbaric.

Good evening Bluesky, …Wider Baby, smile and you’ve just made a million… UK: #5. US: # N/A. 1981. Hit 4/41. @lisatea.bsky.social

This ‘honest Keir is the victim here’ shit needs calling out for the utter bilge it is. He knew Mandelson was a liar when he appointed him.

Reform think this Nazi racist cunt’s ideas would be good for Britain. Like the traitorous shits they are.

The genocide in Gaza never ended — and Britain is still complicit.

Reform…a total wrong ‘un wherever you look.

The worst country in the world is the one genocide-lover Jake is paid to shill for. Fucking gobshite.

No guesses? Paging @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social

Good evening Bluesky, …Turned the key into another world, made a woman of a simple girl… UK: #13. US: #9. 1973. Hit 1/9.

Shouting ‘Don’t tell him, Pike’ if anyone asks your mate his name.

How #NationalLottery can do the right thing: 🟣 Pull their ads from GB News 🟣 Exclude GB News from ad & marketing strategy One brand at a time, we will collectively make media hate and misinformation unprofitable. ❤️‍🔥 Let's go.

How Labour Friends of Israel works meme via Martin Q Cuerton

‘Some folk rob you with a six gun, some with a fountain pen.’ Woody Guthrie.

Saying ‘lovely weather for ducks’ as you join the bus queue waiting in the rain.

Mandelson’s malign influence runs right through the heart of this Government. Not least in the govt’s NHS data deal with Palantir – a spy-tech firm co-founded by a man who thinks the NHS should be ‘ripped up.’ I've written to Wes Streeting urging him to ditch this dangerous deal.

Under my leadership of the Labour Party, Peter Mandelson had no role, no influence and no part to play, because I do not trust the man and I do not believe the man.

Reform are all cokeheads anyway.

Good evening Bluesky, …They smelt of pubs and Wormwood Scrubs… UK: #15. US: # N/A 1978. Hit 6/24.

Sean Keane - From Galway to Graceland. One of the all-time great Richard Thompson covers. youtu.be/enMbFZx56kA?...

Good evening Bluesky, …Miles and miles of empty space in between us, a telephone can’t take the place of your smile… UK: #1. US: #1. 1976. Hit 6/14.

Today, I am thinking of the countless victims of Epstein’s vile abuse. The files are an appalling reminder of a rotten political system that shields the rich & powerful from accountability. We need to build a new kind of politics — one that protects the safety & dignity of all.

In the Epstein files. Peter Mandelson. Vote accordingly.

There will be a genuine ceasefire when there are no Palestinians left to fire back.

Nice to see Hodges taking some time out from calling opposition to genocide ‘antisemitism.’ He must be the last person on social media to still be sporting fuckwit brackets in (((his name))) though. 🤡

Hooray for the freedom to be broke, racist and stupid.

Centrists: ‘The worst thing about the Left is that they’re so fucking smug and ‘I told you so’ about everything. Babes…it’s hard not to be smug when events keep proving us right. 😂

Trans people aren’t. But J.K. Rowling is. Funny that. 🤔

I still think the bravest person ever was the one who first hacked open an oyster and said ‘It looks like snot, smells off and is swimming in slime. I wonder what it tastes like?’

All the Buddy Holly footage there is totals less than ten minutes. A performer who changed music forever in less than two years. In 1957, there was no rock TV so he appeared in variety shows like this and doubtless winced at the patronising intro. 67 years ago today. youtube.com/watch?v=WQiI...

A 10 - 10 draw. Piss easy questions though.

Specialist subject the Beatles White Album? Ok, Chesney, it’s you or me. *spits on palms* #CelebrityMastermind

Good evening Bluesky, …And now I look down from your window to see a young man across the street. He looks something like me… UK: #3. US: #16. 1979. Hit 1/4.

Interesting because it’s an American term. In his early 1940’s encounters with The Penguin, Batman refers to ‘that wily bird and his baffling bumbershoots.’

Labour sensibly, maturely, reasonably, moderately, thoughtfully, forensically dumping Mandelson like a gangrened limb after telling me how indispensable and far-sighted he is for years. 🤣🤣🤣🤡

Charon hated urban life. That’s why he moved to the Styx. #LunchPun