Sounds like bull.

Good evening Bluesky, …So shed those dowdy feathers and fly a little bit… UK: #3 US: #10 1967. Hit 7/8.

RIP Danny Thompson Master of the bass, his work with John Martyn, Richard Thompson, Pentangle, Nick Drake & Kate Bush, to name only a few, was exemplary. He’ll be greatly missed. youtube.com/watch?v=_bi8...

That’s the problem with London. Anyone can go…even the lowest of the Lowe.

Anyone seen Starmer expressing his outrage at Tramp’s London drivel and his firm support for Sadiq Khan? Me neither.

Since I got my Equity card, I’ve had three roles. Dracula’s victim, man eaten by shark and Steve Irwin. I’ll be honest, I was hoping for more than bit parts. #LunchPun

Nothing says ‘in touch with working people’ like a £12,000 Hermès handbag. 🤣🤡

Get to know your mutuals: in no particular order, post 10 things you like. Quizzes History Whodunnits DC comics Playing guitar Thunderstorms Port Curry Cats Shakespeare

‘This is the Rapture information line. We are experiencing unusually heavy demand but your soul is important to us so your call has been placed in a queue. You are currently in 9,867,463rd place. In the meantime, here is some music.’ *Plays Gotterdammerung*

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The start of The Lancashire Hotpots Party Party Party tour is just a few weeks away. Make sure you grab your tickets for the biggest night out of the year! 🥳🎉🍺😎 www.thelancashirehotpots.net/events

The truth: we need migration. The problem: too many politicians are terrified to say it. Why? They're led by a) toxicity of the charlatans & b) wealthy media organisations who demand these useful distractions rather than us talking about inequality. Reject it. Draw the line.

The universal umpire has his finger raised and there’ll be no appeal. Well played, Sir. Good innings. RIP Dickie Bird.

Good evening Bluesky, …You know we can’t have too much fun til all your homework’s done… UK: # 2. US: # N/A. 1974. Hit 13/21

Stand down with the rapture stuff. Turned out he said he had a rupture. It’s those South African accents again. #rapture

Same artist? 🤔

Tonight’s scores: Mastermind. (GK Only) 12/12/10/12 Only Connect. 26. University Challenge. 165.

BBC News, tomorrow. Trump will declare the earth to be hourglass shaped and hanging from the collar of a galactic cat. Many experts are sceptical.

‘Bloody multicoloured bastards. They come over here, sprinkling themselves on our trifles, topping our cornets, not so much as a by your leave…’

Victoria Coren: ‘Welcome to Only Connect. Our first team, tied by a bent for bondage are the MasterDoms. Pick a hieroglyph.’ Me: (confidently) ‘Fisted Twat, please.’ VC: 😱 Me: (very quietly) ‘Twisted Flax, please.’

Good evening Bluesky, …Bobbies on bicycles two by two, Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben… UK: #13 US: #1 1965. Hit 3/4.

Tom, the piper’s son was livid. He’d run all the way from market with a pig under one arm to meet Bo-Peep only to find Georgie Porgie had beaten him to it!

Good evening Bluesky, …Well the pistons keep on turning and the wheels go round and round… UK: # N/A. US: #8 1973. UK: #5 US: #56 1993 (Remix) Hit 7/7.

This is what real Scot’s look like. Welcoming, compassionate and empathetic.

Is this by that woman who did Spanish Jesus? 🤣🤣🤣

I of course welcome the recognition of the state of Palestine. And there won't be a Palestinian state left if government's continue enabling Israel's unfolding genocide. Labour can't credibly support Palestinian statehood whilst also continuing to arm Israel.

We are told Reform are local citizens with legitimate concerns we should engage with. For the avoidance of doubt, here is how to engage.

Breaking: Amnesia declares war on Inertia. Beatlemania offers to host peace talks.

Was it an ‘OrDiNaRy cItIZeN WiTh LeGiTiMaTe cOnCeRnS tHaT nEeD To BE aDdReSsEd?’ 🤪🤪🤪🤡 💩

Hancock’s Half Hour The Telegoons Q Monty Python Fawlty Towers The Young Ones Blackadder Brass Eye Dinnerladies Gavin & Stacy

It’s Chas & Dave and Sideboard Song. All the points to me.

Or just build a urinal and cut out the middle man.

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Must say I can’t see why some of us are regarding Darlow & Struijk as placeholders for Perri & Bijol. Both were solid 8 again today. I can see no reason for dropping either.

Where’s he gonna get his bulk coke now?

Good evening Bluesky, …Biggy was a tramp with stubble on his chin, he looks like something that the cat’s brought in… UK: #8 US: # N/A 1976. Hit 3/7.

Dutch late night TV has its take

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Funny how it never occurred to these ‘grass roots organisers’ to join an existing party (LibDem, Green) and push it leftwards. Or are they really as ‘grassroots’ as Novara claim?

Good evening Bluesky, …We should all get together in a loving machine, better call up the Queen, it’s only fair that she knows, you know… UK: #3 US: #32. 1970. Hit 1/7.

Eurovision is a peace building project. It’s brought countries across the continent in celebration. That’s why Russia was kicked out. It’s why Israel has to be kicked out. We can’t let a song competition whitewash war crimes, apartheid and genocide.

‘Hey look what they wrote…your King must have made me a count!’ ‘There’s an ‘o’ in count, Mate.’

@sentimentbot.bsky.social OK, let’s hear it…

Good evening Bluesky, …I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can dig it, they can dig it, you can dig it (can you dig it Baby?)… UK: # N/A US: #2 1969. Hit 1/3 in USA. Lack of UK chart action down to a BBC ban for alleged drug references.

Not a bad effort at being Der Stürmer. Needs more swastikas and the woman should have a yellow star on her dress but A for effort.

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L to R: The President of the USA, The King and Queen of the UK and Black from Spy vs Spy.

No one got it. All the points to me. It’s The Marbles and ‘Only One Woman.’

The wealth-addled crone has reached the ‘quoting Hitler’ mark on the Bigotometer. One notch away from ranting at the toaster and smearing shit on the walls.

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