Nigel, that odd combination of Walter Mitty and Billy Liar, hoping you won’t remember 6 of his MPs were in that same Tory party. Laughable.

Good evening Bluesky, …I know every engineer on every train, all of their children and all of their names… UK: #2. US: #1. 1965. Hit 1/4.

Funny because I thought he had the monopoly.

Imagine watching a genocide and then realising it was only a dress rehearsal.

#MAGAt #Truth

🎶 I could go to Caen Lock, if I try Or the Wadsworth Brewery if I’m dry And I could And left to my own Devizes I probably would. 🎶

Wonder if Wolves will roll over for us like they have for West Ham. Answers on the back of a PGMOL apology please. #MOT #LUFC 💙🤍💛

🎶 I could go to Caen Lock, if I try Or the Wadsworth Brewery if I’m dry And I could And left to my own Devizes I probably would. 🎶

‘Melania and The Massive Whoppers there with ‘I Only Met Him Once’, that’s released next week on the Orange Felon label. Next up it’s Dire Straits Of Hormuz…’

Good evening Bluesky, …Far far away from the mad rushing crowd, please carry me with you… UK: #5. US: #17. 1962. Hit 1/4.

The network of Hungarian “Institutes” from which money flows into the pockets of the autocratic right including British Reform political figures. Why would they want to keep it quiet.? Eg…The Danube Institute The Norman Stone legacy Foundation

Today marks the first time I’ve ever agreed with the Iranian leadership. R/S if you do too.

That’s definitely not Jimmy Hoffa under my patio that’s badly in need of re-paving.

Did Dr.Dawn get her doctorate at one of those colleges where you make out the cheque direct to the founder?

Good evening Bluesky, …Her mother tried to ban it, her father helped me plan it… Never a single. Classic album, iconic artist. 1978.

Zack Polanski has called on the government to withdraw the UK's trade agreement with Israel following its strikes on Lebanon leftfootforward.org/2026/04/zack...

Dubai village idiot speaks. The moron’s moron.

If I were Iran, I’d make his wife skydiving part of any deal to open the Straits of Hormuz.

Didn’t end well for the Avignon papacy. Gotta admit I’m looking forward to Dump’s ‘Canossa’ moment.

Every one a traitor, every one a racist, every one corrupt.

Good evening Bluesky, …Something deep down in my soul said ‘cry girl’ when I saw you and that girl walking… UK: #14. US: # N/A. 1969. Hit 1/2.

"...But even though we have allowed far too much so far, it is not too late to say stop. If we don't, we shouldn't fucking be able to call ourselves human." Thunberg referring here also to the systematic destruction of the biosphere we're all dependent on, and war criminals acting with impunity.

If he thinks nothing of interfering in foreign elections just imagine how they’re gonna fix the midterms. And if you think there’ll be an election at all in 2028, can you give me your dealer’s number?

got a much needed long laugh from this

Me: ‘Some people call me the space cowboy, some call me the gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice…’ Barista: ‘I’m just gonna put ‘Bernie’, OK, Sir.’ #LunchPun

What a f*cking waste of lives and money. 😠

The remake of ‘Harvey’ looks a bit shit.

Good evening Bluesky, …Sonia said she comin’ but I don’t believe a word she say… UK: #14. US: # N/A. 1979. One hit wonder.

The US military has 22 sites in the UK. Every day long range US bombers are taking off here to drop bombs on Iran. This is a rogue state carrying out war crimes, and threatening more. The UK Government must grow a spine - and stop our bases being used for this war.

Remember when leaders thought genocide was a bad thing?

The UK must immediately and unequivocally suspend support for the US military. The Government have tried to appease him, then they tried to say they're standing up to him. Words aren't enough - it's time for action.

Sri Lankan economic migrant says what now? 🤡😂😂😂

No guesses? Calling @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social The best clue I can give is that it was kept off No: 1 by Clive Dunn’s ‘Grandad.’ 😂

Good evening Bluesky, …Oh Mama Linda, she’s out to get my hide, she’s got a shotgun and a daughter by her side… UK: #2. US: # N/A. 1970. Hit 1/3.

Real patriots live in Britain not fucking Dubai. Back in your box, clown lad.

‘I don’t know, Ms. Stopes,’ said Alice, ‘to be honest I was expecting something smaller and more discreet…’

Good evening Bluesky, …Will all those having relatives and friends on flight 1203 please report to the chapel across the street… UK: #1. US: #1. 1960. Hit 10/29.

All the points to me. It’s ‘King In A Catholic Style’ by the splendid China Crisis.

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Nothing trivial, I hope.

Good evening Bluesky, …The residential Black Sea band, they rose up out of the sinking sand… UK: #19. US: # N/A. 1985. Hit 8/15.

The Christians are coming for The Christians again. They should make an auto da fe of Hogsbreath.

Singapore resident says what now?

The problem with the Founding Fathers checks and balances idea is that they only ever envisioned a corrupt maniacal president. They never thought there could be a corrupt and maniacal Congress.

My faith (Catholic) preaches love thy neighbour. What does yours preach, Keir?

Good evening Bluesky, …If I hadn’t seen such riches I could live with being poor… UK: #2. US: # N/A. 1991. Hit 4/14.

No guesses? Calling @pinkladyapril.bsky.social @gwened02.bsky.social @pippisell.bsky.social @colg.bsky.social

Good evening Bluesky, …Everybody I know says I’ve changed, yeah. Laughing behind their hands I think they’re strange… UK: #4. US: # N/A. 1966. Hit 5/14.

Dave. Home of windy banter.

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