McSweeney losing his phone is the "greatest vanishing act", says Boris, since *checks notes* Boris losing his phone.

That's a fucking disgusting tackle. Straight red card all day long. #ENGURU

Monumentally incompetent. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wales ❌ N Ireland ❌ Rep Ireland ❌ Good fucking night 😭

That was like watching #cpfc #WALBIH

Ffs #WALBIH

Wow #WAL

Worried about Brennan Johnson playing against this bunch of bin-men I must say #cpfc 🫰

This Bosnia lot are fucking filthy #WALBIH

References to "sky daddy" or anything similar and calling people idiots because of their faith is bigoted hate speech and gets you not only blocked but reported as well.

"But the chief priests and the elders *persuaded the crowd* to ask for Barabbas and to have Jesus executed." Matt. 27 : 20 (my emphasis).

The Argonath. Welcome to Gondor. #cats

God Spurs are shite 🤣

This new Spurs stadium must've been done on the cheap. They keep having fire drills 🤣🤣 #cpfc

Never trust the bin dippers against the weeds ffs

Guess who's just wangled a penalty for the wankers #cpfc

Every time we think #Starmer might be beginning to get it a little bit Twunt phones him up and puts him right back in his place. What a weak, craven, cowardly little poodle he is. Pathetic.

OK so that's the single worst attempt at a penalty shootout I have literally ever seen. #nffc

There are five forces of the Universe. Gravity Electomagnetism Weak nuclear Strong nuclear Whatever is making Midtylland penalties keep hitting the post

Sarr misses an open goal with no keeper against nine men. #cpfc

Did that idiot think that was a fucking penalty? Where do they get these people? #cpfc

Shithouse champions of Europe these #cpfc

Yessssssss #cpfc

Saborit sent off. Now for another attacking master class against ten men and a low block.

WTF was Richards doing #cpfc

Ffs Why do we always have to do this? #cpfc

Oh fuck VAR ffs #cpfc

This is much better #cpfx

#cpfc Crystal Palace XI: Benitez, Richards, Lacroix, Canvot, Johnson, Wharton, Kamada, Mitchell, Sarr, Guessand, Strand Larsen. Subs: Matthews, Izquierdo, Clyne, Riad, Sosa, Mumoz, Lerma, Cardines, Hughes, Devenny, Pino, Mateta.

Funny, feel a bit nauseous this morning, don't know why. After all I haven't looked at any pictures of Farage so far today.

Infantino can, in no uncertain terms, fuck right off. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Since I have woken up to a series of Leeds morons wishing or calling for violence against Canvot, I am now blocking all Leeds fans on sight. #cpfc

Ffs. Fucking bin dippers.

Extremely poor. Again. #cpfc

Stop booing Mateta ffs. He's on a football pitch and wearing a red and blue shirt. #cpfc

Guðmundsson sent off. Ref didn't realise till he'd given him the card that he'd already got one 🤣

Ffs #cpfc

#cpfc Crystal Palace XI: Benitez; Richards, Lacroix, Canvot; Lerma, Hughes, Mitchell; Johnson, Sarr, Guessand; Strand Larsen Subs: Matthews, Pino, Mateta, Clyne, Kamada, Wharton, Sosa, Riad, Devenny.

Fucking lucky weeds. Fuck VAR. 😡

Another absolutely fucking appalling display of attacking football. Utterly pathetic. #cpfc

See if they ever ban heading the ball Richards might as well hang up his boots #cpfc

Completely dominant and all over them but our final ball and finishing are so, so shit. As usual. #cpfc

#Microsoft #Bing is fucking shite, it really is. Search for an image and there's no way to navigate from the search result to the actual image or the page that holds it, just to some merchant trying to flog me crap. Fuck that.

#cpfc Crystal Palace XI: Henderson, Canvot, Lacroix, Richards, Johnson, Wharton, Kamada, Mitchell, Sarr, Strand Larsen, Guessand

Van de Ven should've been sent off for that. Again. #cpfc

Another absolutely hilarious game this #ATMTOT #cpfc

Trump isn't even fit to be trodden in by Winston Churchill.

"Sun readers don't care who runs the country as long as she has big tits".

BREAKING: “The US President has the responsibility to do what he thinks is right in the U.S national interest. The Prime Minister has the responsibility to do what he thinks is right in the UKs national interest. That means sometimes we will disagree” Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper

Here we go again. Checking club badge #WRECHE