Methinks the Wolves fans might just be a teensy weensy little bit pissed off 🤣🤣

Wolves are truly, truly shite. That was embarrassing.

"Epstein Links"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars, LOTR, or Marvel.

Picture of the staff who operate this Bluesky account

Brilliant win. Rode our luck but held firm. Needed some more quality up front as ever and tired at the end but got it over the line against a very good Fulham display.

WTF have I just seen? #cpfc

SCENES #CPFC

Fucking same shite yet again. Failed to turn up for the second half, now getting dicked. Appalling.

Mateta with his usual ghastly miss.

Ffs #cpfc

Sensational stuff from Wharton 🔥 #cpfc

Yesssssssssssssssss Eddie

Fucking lucky weeds. Ffs.

Van Hecke learning nicely under the tutelage of Lewis Dunk 🤣🤣🤣

No Muñoz ffs #cpfc

Another feeble and pathetic capitulation. It's just embarrassing now. #Ashes

Croatia, Ghana and Panama. Easy enough to bottle that.

Who is this horrible German version of Karoline the Klueless?

What a surprise. FIFA awards its fake peace prize to someone who's overseen the arbitrary blowing up of fishing boats, thrown thousands of people into concentration camps because of the colour, and continues to help Putin and Netanyahu destroy countries they don't like. #FuckFIFA #FuckTrump 🤮🤮🤮

Won't be listening to any Bocelli recordings ever again #FuckFIFA

I want everyone to boo loudlly and walk out when that wanker Infantino presents the orange shitgibbon with his fake peace prize. It's nauseating. #FuckFIFA

Batting: PANTS Bowling: PANTS Fielxing: SHITE I don't know why pundits were talking about this series being close. We're absolute toilet.

Duckett 🦆 Pope 🦆 Brook 🤡 Decent recovery but we all know that this lot can collapse in an instant.

That had all the same symptoms of the previous two embarrassments - missed chances, tired and sloppy after half time, opposition improved and we didn't respond, couple of stupid mistakes. Fortunately this time Burnley were shite.

Phew #cpfc

Weeds 🤣🤣🤣

ñI love Muñoz. What a player.

Yessssss

If we get dicked again by these I'm going to be very, very pissed off. #cpfc

'Only win will do in biggest Test of Bazball era', they say. Well, Bazball is just an excuse for getting out by playing ridiculous shots, so if we go down that road we will be toast. Bazball only works against shit bowling and fielding, and by no means always even then. 💩

You could say the same thing about fucking morons on social media. Blocked.

Five reasons you say? 1. Complacency 2. Arrogance 3. Amnesia 4. Delusion 5. Stupidity #Ashes www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...

Whilst the performative nastiness of this petty insult to refugees might draw more cheers from the racists, the real question is: why the fuck does *anyone* need a fucking taxi to get to the hospital? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Action replay of Thursday night. Fucking unacceptable.

Yet another fucking missed sitter from Mateta. Ffs.

Totally agree. Government finances are entirely different from personal finances. Nobody has a money printing press. The govt does. However, our financial journalists continue to spread financial illiteracy, with talk of “balancing in the books“, “maxing out on the country’s credit cards“ etc

Is Guehi injured? If not Glasner needs to explain himself, because taking him off would then have been a horrible mistake. And it would make a mockery of what he said about "his captain" after the Wolves game.

#cpfc Another totally unacceptable capitulation caused by yet more shocking finishing and appalling complacency in the second half. Canvot and Pino absolutely shite. Well on top at half time but went to sleep in the second half and made woeful substitutions. Glasner should be embarrassed by that. 💩

Fuck off #cpfc Completely fucked up this second half. Abysmal performance.

Wake the fuck up you muppets #cpfc

Shit. Ffs #cpfc

Yesssss Tyrick get in get in Superb play from Mateta.

Good.

For some reason I find this highly amusing 🤣😂

We are in an economic doom loop because of *you*, you fradulent frog-faced full-of-shit racist traitor. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cy...

Here we go. If you can't get rid of human rights legislation, just pretend it doesn't exist. BBC News - Justice secretary wants most jury trials scrapped - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

New tax on milkshakes to disincentivise people from throwing them at frogfaced fascist traitors.

Wankers lose against an Everton side with 10 men for 80 minutes 🤣

www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba... Emmanuel Adebayor and "Lord" Bentdner, anyone?