Fire drill at Notts Forest 🤣🤣🤣

Great mysteries of the universe: Is there life on other planets? When will the Second Coming of Our Lord take place? HTF is Russell Martin still Rangers manager ffs? #rangers #shite

Right, so now we're all Midtylland, aren't we? #cpfc

Lovely stuff #cpfc Two very nice goals and reduced them to a single shot on target. Spoiled only by Sosa moronically getting himself sent off.

Fucking idiot #cpfc

Yesssss Eddie #cpfc

Pino's finishing is fucking dreadful #cpfc

Why the fuck has Mateta gone off? Ffs

Forgot to say: YESSSSSSS Get In!

She should be in fucking prison.

Any Palace fa and know KEITH BENSLEY? I’ve found your passport - will bring to the game. Please share #CPFC

Like all good fascist dictators, the orange shitgibbon needs a body double in case anyone decides his need for an awkward interview with St Peter is becoming urgent. To help with that, here's a shortlist of candidates. #FuckTrump

I do enjoy watching Liverpool being shit. #cpfc

Dewsbury-Hall just got his fifth yellow card of the season so suspended against us #cpfc

This is literally the foulest thing I have ever heard of. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_s...

Access to the garden office is now blocked by a spider about the size of Spain which has been sitting there bold as brass through two separate spider patrols. Guess what happens when you read the riot act to a cat? It just sits there at laughs at you. 😡

Twat #cpfc www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/...

Ffs Toon fuck off #cpfc

More thoughts and prayers for poor old Notts Forest please 🤣🤣🤣 #cpfc

96 minutes: Liverpool begging the ref for some Fergie time to try and get a winner. 97 minutes: Ref starts playing Fergie time to try and let Liverpool get a winner. 98 minutes: 💀

At kickoff three unbeaten teams left in the PL Liverpool ❌ Chelsea ❌ Palace 💪

Oh Eddie my SON!!!!!!!!!

And there it is. Ffs

Get the fuck in #cpfc

M1 traffic chaos as Nuno retinue heads south after Potter sacked as hamster manager.

Another highly amusing game at Ibrox. HTF is that muppet still there?

Ffs #cpfc

Post a Duo..

Notts Forest losing. Good. #cpfc

Fuckwit threatens and bullies people then wonders why "sentiment" towards those he represents is in the toilet.

The Orange Shitgibbon has today broken the record for the biggest load of complete and utter bollocks ever spouted during a speech to the UN General Assembly.

But rewarding tyrannical dictators and genocide perpetrators like Netanyahu is perfectly fucking fine. 🤮

Hamsters considering ditching Potter and bringing in Nuno Espiritu Santo and his retinue.

Butcher's shop full of Rangers fans today. "You watchin the gemme?" "Naw". "How naw?" "Cus wur team's shite." "Aye. At's whit ma man seid an aw."

Cards don't come much redder than that 🤣

#cpfc Three lovely points. Made it harder for ourselves with a silly equaliser leading to a bit of a hamster renaissance, but Mitchell pulled the plug back out with a goal fit to win any game. Potter looks fucked.

HTF is it seven minutes ffs?

I didn't know Mitchell could do that1

Yesssssss Tyrick #cpfc

Fucking awful defending. Exactly as against Millwall. Really really poor and as if we have learned nothing. Dreadful.

Ffs. Pathetic.

I forgot the hamsters still had that rat-faced little twat. #cpfc

And yet again a big six side fails to turn up for an away weed game.

Doesn't look like we've turned up yet ffs #cpfc

Turns out Rashford isn't shit after all. Must've been something to do with playing for *checks notes* the wankers.

#cpfc Thoughts and prayers are with Notts Forest at this entirely hilarious time 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

4.3 overs. Joyce: "These are two batters at the peak of their powers. Every shot is calculated, the plan is clear." 4.4 overs: Buttler c Campher b Humphreys 28 ffs

If 'John' on Radio 5 just there is a genuine Aberdonian I'm the fucking Pope.