The funny thing is how little effort went into this. Like, he wasn’t committed to fooling anyone who didn’t already believe lol

You bet your ass every one of these had donation links

Now is a great time to shop the Facebook marketplace, just block whoever you buy from immediately after because in my experience evangelicals become LOUDLY disappointed every time they think it's rapture time and they realize they were wrong... Again.

It’s a fundamentally broken technology that will make people stupider

I mean previously they just tracked us surreptitiously.

One person familiar with the federal investigation told NBC News “thus far, there is no evidence connecting the suspect with any left-wing groups…Every indication so far is that this was one guy who did one really bad thing because he found Kirk’s ideology personally offensive.”

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

MARY JANE: sorry about your uncle dan PETER PARKER: it’s ben MARY JANE: 🎵one week since you looked at me

Okay, as near as I can tell, this will be the first time since 1901 or 1902 since the Dodgers and Giants were tied in their regular season series.

Worth noting that the highest profile and most successful Democratic elected official currently in those states is Laura Kelly, the Governor of Kansas, who seems to not believe in Ezra Klein’s theory of politics!

Oh shit Beetlejuice!

You've heard of the heat miser, and the snow miser, but have you heard of the cheese miser?

I remember when the Dodgers were in channel five in LA. Angels were in channel nine. Those were good times.

That’s not how I’ve done it

Remembering that story of a cop who complained that McDonalds gave him a burger with a bite taken out of it and it turns out he forgot he ate half that burger earlier.

the most important thing the starbucks union can work for is negotiating a clause that says when someone says their name is "put christ back in christmas" or "for charlie kirk" the barista can ask for ID or even reply "just tell me your fucking name"

Man I just played Animal Crossing and sat in the sun.

Charlie Finn is a time traveler!

In our family group chat my bro joked he’d get a POA over my mom over her incessant sending AI videos she’s convinced are real. Ex: a video of the black cat MNF 🏈 game except in it the game continues, the cat dodges players and makes an aerial catch in a live play. “Look at this catch” she wrote 🫩

Hope they talk about the HD-DVD drive. That thing rules.

everybody always wants to send me to the hospital just cause i figured out a really fast way to get down the stairs

fun fact the government only very recently gave up on claiming I committed a felony in the creation of this Sinclair Broadcast Group video in 2018

it’s only four pages and worth reading to see how to write this in legalese

If my fridge ever plays a commercial I'm just done eating cold stuff

Stephen Colbert: "Nexstar has a major merger coming up before the Trump administration. A company apparently capitulating to the whims of the president in order to ensure their merger goes through? Has that ever happened before? I'm being told not to answer that question."

cancelling Disney+ and Hulu is well and good but it’s not a huge hit on an individual level but Disney adults? people who spend real money at the parks? you guys can make a dent, call ‘em up and tell them your vacation is postponed until they pull their heads out of their asses

someone should go pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up

My wife is sad because the dolphin on the Dolphins helmet no longer has a little helmet.

this is genuinely true—lots of the advertisers are full-on MAGA anyway but the rest of them very much are not!

IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?! ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES

Song of the summer is Hard In Da Paint Dumpster Trumpet Mix

the skeleton key to understanding these people is that they genuinely think you are a drone who will do what you’re told if the TV says it

in the 80s the supreme court held that a public employee who said, in the workplace, that then-president ronald reagan should be killed, could not be fired for her speech. (Rankin v. McPherson) any attempt to legally justify the firing of public employees for their statements about kirk is laughable

In the 2010s, this country's elites were thrown onto social platforms with everyone else and could finally read what we all think about them and it caused them so much psychic damage that they decided to destroy both the internet and democracy to make sure nothing like it ever happened again.

If the President and his henchmen can decide who shouldn’t be on tv, is it asking too much that he make them reboot Perfect Strangers?

I think I've spent... $200 on lotto tickets with nothing to show for it.

Watching Surreal Estate. So far it's pretty fun. Tim Rozon looks like he could be Anson Mount's little brother on Strange New Worlds.

So when is the FCC going to pull the BBC's broadcast license?

If you’re rich and not a coward, this is what you’d refer to as a “market opportunity” to dominate a media ecosystem that’s about to be covered in grotesque government slop. To be a pop of color in a sea of beige will be easier than ever. People will flock to it. You gotta be a little brave, though.

an entire generation and everyone coming up after them have essentially been making pirate tv stations for each other on repurposed video game streaming websites for like about a decade now. if we had the money that demonic old baby boomers have poured into nasty jesus creeps you would be astonished

Sinclair is demanding that Kimmel apologize to the family (?) and also "make a meaningful personal donation to the Kirk Family and Turning Point USA" Are you fucking kidding me? It's not enough they got him fired, they want him to grovel and send money to these anti-free speech grifters?

This is basically just Aaron Rodgers in charge of the nation's health

The whole left/right/center metaphor for politics needs to get in the bin. It is the most thought terminating cliché of all. People do not think and behave on a coherent spectrum. There is no "center", no middle ground. A reasonable negotiated compromise does not exist for every issue or position.

Rufus erasure!

Kristi Noem personally joined ICE in Chicago for a raid—but detain U.S. citizen by mistake. He was woken up by an explosion—that literally blew the doors off his house. Agents handcuffed him and featured him in a propaganda video—which they released even after arrest was proven to be a mistake.

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

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