Miguel Vargas drives in 2, Sean Burke tosses 6 shutout innings and the @WhiteSox win their 5th in a row!

"Daddy, I lost my tooth right now" "I know"

some of the worst sports personalities you know are sad about their basketball team and i think that’s beautiful

Watching a horse race and a potential season ending Boston Celtics loss in the same day may be too many endorphins for one man at once, but I’m gonna risk it

I know times are bad but think about how many Boston teams haven’t won championships this year

It’s good because the Celtics lost

hotel bar has the savannah bananas on instead of playoff hoops and this is truly the most tedious shit i’ve ever seen in my life. as a society we are starving our souls

Don’t want to get too race science-y but I don’t even think the yellow m&m and the green m&m could produce a viable offspring together. Mule type situation, best case

Anyway I think we should ban short-form video platforms because the people who rely on them for their information act perpetually concussed

Munetaka Murakami leads the Majors with 13 home runs. His latest left his bat at 111.1 mph and traveled 413 feet.

#CWS Munetaka Murakami homers (13) on a fly ball to right center off #SD Germán Márquez. Tristan Peters scores. Drew Romo scores. 🏳 413ft, 🔥111.1mph, 26.0° CWS 6 @ SD 0 · TOP 2

Mune gonna hit 80 dongs this year

Don’t stop now boys!

‼️THIS IS A RICHARD HARROW APPRECIATION POST‼️ like and/or repost to pay tribute to Richard Harrow

If you said 90% of (white) men had at some point flirted with libertarianism then I might be open to a discussion about that, but I’ve personally known of two men ever who “had a Nazi phase” and it wasn’t a phase, they were just neo-Nazis. And they got their asses kicked. Often.

MF DOOM has done more good for Cubans than Kendrick Lamar. Full stop.

Generational tweet that might even spawn a school of architecture.

No matter what happens in Game 7, the Sixers ruined for Friday for everyone in Boston and I think that’s beautiful.

(walking up to an ape who is using a stick to scoop ants out of a rotting log and eat them) let me get a bite of those ants

wife: honey, ronnie's wife texted me that at the bachelor party you scooped out all your insides and replace them with clockwork parts to become the clockwork boy? (deafening ratcheting and clanking noises as my legs turn 180 degrees from my torso) me: ronnie's wife is a liar

it’s hard to really get into conspiracy theories when you understand that stuff is usually pretty stupid

Drew Romo hits his first MLB home run to drive in two more runs against José Soriano. He's allowed three runs tonight after allowing just one in his first five starts of the season.

Colson Montgomery homered against José Soriano, making it just the second run Soriano has allowed this season. Drake Baldwin's homer on April 6 represents the only other run Soriano has allowed so far.

RT @SlangsOnSports: Mune to the moon!!! Murakami with: 48 degree launch angle 6.1 sec hang time There have only been 8 over-the-fence home runs under Statcast (2015) with a higher launch angle

Miguel Vargas goes back-to-back! The White Sox have put up a 7-spot in the 7th inning 😤

Most home runs in first 29 career MLB games: 2018-19 Aristides Aquino: 14 2017 Rhys Hoskins: 13 2026 Munetaka Murakami: 12 2019 Will Smith: 12

Munetaka Murakami's first 12 MLB extra-base hits have been home runs That extends the longest such streak to start a player’s MLB career since at least 1900 Prior longest: 10, 2016 Dae-ho Lee  h/t @EliasSports

List of players with more HR than Munetaka Murakami this year:

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

I went to have cocktails to celebrate the giant meat grinder but then someone turned on the giant meat grinder and it was really loud and scary. and you're laughing

taylor lorenz screaming at the shooter for not wearing a mask

He has a name. It’s Pete Crow-Armstrong.

White Sox are proletarian. Cubs are bourgeois

ANDREW BENINTENDI HITS A THREE-RUN HOMER FOR THE LEAD IN THE NINTH INNING

Most home runs in first 24 career games, since at least 1900: 2018-19 Aristides Aquino: 12 2017 Rhys Hoskins: 12 2015-16 Gary Sanchez: 11 2026 Munetaka Murakami: 10 2016 Trevor Story: 10 1966 George Scott: 10

The @White Sox hit back-to-back-to-back home runs for the first time in six years and cruise to a victory in the desert!

#CWS Sam Antonacci hits an inside-the-park home run (1) on a line drive down the left-field line. Everson Pereira scores. 🏳 57ft, 98.0mph, 1.0° CWS 10 @ AZ 2 · TOP 9

how can you not be romantic about baseball

Can Murakami do it again tomorrow? 5-game HR streak would tie the longest by an MLB rookie, done 12x including once by a White Sox rookie — 1983 Ron Kittle (@EliasSports) Would also tie the White Sox franchise record for longest such streak, done 7x by 6 players

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

White Sox just need Teel to come back strong and they’ve got something cooking.

Munetaka Murakami, Miguel Vargas and Colson Montgomery hit back-to-back-to-back home runs for the White Sox and they were all crushed. Murakami: 113.0 mph EV / 426 feet / 80.2 mph bat speed Vargas: 111.7 mph EV / 372 feet / 77.5 mph bat speed Montgomery: 107.2 mph EV / 440 feet / 76.5 mph bat speed

Munetaka Murakami’s nine home runs are the most of any Japanese-born player in his first 23 MLB games He has three more than any other Japanese-born player in first 23 MLB games, ahead of Shohei Ohtani, who had six in his first 23 games as a hitter

Colson Montgomery makes it back-to-back-to-back home runs. White Sox 7, Diamondbacks 0.

Fly the M!

MUNETAKA MURAKAMI HOMERS FOR A 4TH STRAIGHT GAME!

#CWS Miguel Vargas homers (4) on a line drive to left off #AZ Merrill Kelly. 🏳 372ft, 🔥111.7mph, 20.0° CWS 6 @ AZ 0 · TOP 2

I hope the pope starts doing verbose posts about how it’s evil to be a cubs fan

The Rockies spent the whole game trolling Dalton Rushing he might have to retire