Doordash only became essential after women joined the workforce, leaving men no other way to obtain food. But nobody wants to talk about that

its good that they identified the show's key audience, childless polycule members in their 30s

How do Americans feel about the war? We asked ten big city homosexuals to share their thoughts.

Go for it. I don't even care any more.

For the love of Gritty PLEASE contact your reps and demand a push for this to be approved here in the states. At the very least do it for at-risk folks like myself.

EMPATHY - If you say 'Two days, maybe', it will be etched in her mind forever.

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'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once

W/r/t the multiple massive measles outbreaks: Now would be a great time for folks to get back into the habit of wearing masks (particularly K/N95s)! They protect against airborne pathogens and help us keep each other safer. These viruses don't know borders or walls. We have to stop the infections.

People who may want to have children in the future should bear this in mind: tear gas can have serious consequences for female reproductive health. The data on this isn't great but I would at least recommend ensuring you have a quality respirator or mask on at all times.

Watching these Grammys, you have to wonder if perhaps the Silicon Valley bros made a classic VC mistake and went all-in on reactionary politics right before the bottom dropped out.

If we manage abolish ICE I hope to God that every one of these people is completely unhirable.

There’s a temptation to settle for less than abolishing ICE. The establishment certainly wants to stop at far less than abolishing ICE. But our future depends on its abolition. In Congress and in the streets we need to push harder than ever, not accept appeasement. www.jphilll.com/p/reject-app...

all the questions on the autism questionnaire r like "people think i'm annoying" "i have a hard time stopping being annoying" "i didn't realize i was really annoying" "my mom always tells me im annoying" "my friends hate me because i didnt realize how annoying i was"

The courage of everyday people and the complicity of their elected officials

In many of the first generation of modern concentration camp systems (near the turn of the twentieth century), the vast majority of deaths were caused by disease and malnutrition. Most of the victims were women and children.

Epstein was not a product of his time or anything stupid like that but he was in his heyday during an era where skeeving on teenage girls was a lodestone of American culture

uh oh

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1784

Merriam-Webster keeps putting AI garbage into various corners of their website—the games section and now you can "get custom synonyms" on their thesaurus section—and it fucking sucks

The problem with applying this logic to Epstein associates is that vanishingly few have come forward before their names show up in these document dumps. Epstein has been an issue of public concern for a decade! Where is the public reckoning among elites for their entanglement with this asshole

the only real, absolute limit on presidential power is the president’s own mental fortitude. all other checks and balances have deteriorated to near-uselessness. it has been this way for decades.

KOKO THE GORILLA: koko send email. practical Koko type message Jeffrey Epstein: kooko... part y nex=t week coming>? KOKO: good email good koko give beautiful koko helicopter to jungle JE: kko, we cnt get u gorlluhh. endsong vits to is. Land KOKO: jealousy pedophile

Prove that you're human song

when you type the R word you’re typing with Epstein

How long would you scream while falling into a bottomless pit

This person is running for Governor of the state Trump has turned into the Purge and is posting about coffee prices. DC brained fool who needs to fucking quit.

the protests are feeling more spontaneous and organic and abundant which, to me, seems like a strong sign of sea change

Personally, I think that anyone who was sending friendly emails back and forth with Jeffrey Epstein or attending events with him post-2008 should be thrown into an active volcano.

why the fuck is everyone so loud outside my apartment

Secret ninth Stranger Things episode, secret fourth Sherlock episode, secret good director turned showrunner who hates fandom and just wants this to be over.

basically gonna need every person who makes more than, idk, six figures to prove they are not in the Epstein files

It’s too bad the discourse around journalism and protest in Minnesota is what it currently is, I would love to learn more about the ways that ordinary people are organizing and applying their professional skills because someday soon that’s going to be me. It will be you, too.

Brother, I have pitched your outlet on this for half a decade.

BARI WEISS: Well, time to hire another new correspondent for CBS News. (Starts flipping through a huge tome titled “The Big Book of Pedophiles and Their Contact Information”)

Yeah. Idk if this is literally true - but certainly the social purpose of QAnon (in a POSIWID sense) was to displace concerns about abuse of women and children into the realm of fantasy, thereby dissipating any movement for positive change.

Cats are like “I see you enjoyed my head nuzzling you, but just wait until you meet my asshole!”

It always feels like all the wrong people die, but I think it’s because there are far more beloved people than there are bastards.

Human artists! use only one piece to convince people to follow you!

Hiring for GM at IHop. Must have conflict resolution skills, Nobel Peace Prize strongly preferred

telling my adorable daughter i'm not putting the drawing she made on the fridge because it's toddlerslop

[guy who's scared vaccines are putting tracking chips in your brain] what if the government didn't know that someone was here

Art Nouveau Sailor Moon, inspired by Alphonse Mucha

The same way it was certain voice actors' choice to undermine the strike efforts of their less successful peers Saying things like "don't be so scared of AI, guys" to striking actors while also taking to twitter to condemn the recent Aronofsky 1776 project because it's an easy target I judge 'em.

The vast majority of investors are unbelievably, breathtakingly gullible people.