Here we go, here we go. I re-up my prediction that the plan is for ICE goons to roll up to carefully-selected polling locations on Election Day and just shut them down, claiming that "illegals" are "registered to vote there." They won't have a shred of evidence or a warrant. Won't need it.

Hey guys, I can’t go to the movies this weekend. Please don’t post spoilers from The Odyssey.

Our buddy @bjcolangelo.bsky.social needs a little help from her friends (and I'm a bully). BJ needs what is, essentially, a full mouth replacement thanks to cancer radiation. We can't eliminate the dental trauma, but we can help with the life-altering debt. www.gofundme.com/f/bj-needs-a...

This seems bad

I keep seeing people rail against blaming Taco Bell, but every single news source I’ve seen names Taylor Farms, usually in the headline.

This doesn’t seem sustainable

odyssey this, odyssey that. some of you fellas odda see a dang therapist

Now I’m watching Cape Fear, which might be dumber than our president.

I played Final Fantasy VI instead of watching. More accurate reflection of the world, as far as I can tell.

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Selfishly: People can also choose to watch us play some dnd over on The Cosmic Library twitch channel from 8 to 10 pm Eastern, too. www.twitch.tv/thecosmiclib... if anyone was interested

5 things to watch in Trump’s speech tonight: 1. Widow’s Bay 2. Silo 3. The finale of Dinosaurs where they all die 4. One of those hour long videos on YouTube of a fireplace 5. Whatever extreme weather event is currently destroying your part of the country

Fucccck they got him with the Gun That Makes You Italian

Paul Bloom

I just want to be super clear about this, I would absolutely download a car.

Andy Serkis believes the Shire should be exclusively white and is using AI to de-age actors. “Count me in!” says the worst person you know.

People complaining about today’s Wordle: You’re funding the NYT to peddle fascist lies and tear down our democracy. You should quit playing.

Anya Tinker Joy, Anya Taylor Joy, Anya Soldier Joy, Anya Spy Joy

Bombshell Story: Ruby Ripney-Gibbey to Gab Glibly About Cali Gov's Wanton Weenie

If you let smoking make a comeback, they’re going to make new truth dot org ads, and nobody needs more of those awful, awful piles of shit.

are young people today aware that there was an active effort 20-25 years ago to stop depicting smoking as cool and glamorous because people got tired of watching their loved ones die of cancer and heart disease from something preventable? seems like classic history repeating itself stuff

I can’t grow a beard. Can I have some T as a treat?

I think I’ve got this right: When Obama was president in 2016, the election was good. When Trump was president in 2020, the election was stolen. When Biden was president in 2024, the election was fair again. And midterms don’t count because elections can only be stolen when Trump is on the ballot.

I was right

“.. I asked a few AI researchers whether they could name any other real-world software that scales so poorly. None of them could think of any. “.. By economic and engineering measures, generative AI might be the worst technology ever deployed.” @theatlantic.com www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

we were a laughingstock, folks, now we’re the hottest and most respected country in the world

Do you think even with infinite alternate universes, there’s a timeline where Studio 60 succeeded and 30 Rock flopped?

This wasn’t on her issues page, and I think we can all agree that’s why the primary went how it did

I broke the news about Sam Neill’s death to two people at work today. Wild to think of how different Internet lives we all lead.

In a world or explosive diarrhea, the man with IBS is king

Hot take: I instantly forget what t-shirt I have put on after I put it on. If you comment something about it to me, I will not know what you are talking about.

Crazy that Democrats stole the 2020 election and then didn’t do it again in 2022 or 2024

Wanted to update y’all that Project Hail Mary remains perfect

Ohhh, this is why Peter Jackson is suddenly talking about how AI is good. Hard pass.

Someone should write a story about a curséd device, lusted after as a transformative source of power, that renders its users unnaturally youthful long beyond their time

Finally, the era of merit is here

I like how FIFA’s general thought process is “The world hates underdogs.”

After we finish mourning Sam Neill today, we should all be better about posting the performances and people who made us into who we are today. Let’s heap praise on the living.

in honor of Sam Neill, here is one of my favorite movies he ever made

Sam Neill’s death is the opposite of Lindsey Graham

In other good news, Project Hail Mary is on Prime now

Hey straight people, why don't you stick to calling out Lindsey Graham's ghoulish policies and leave the gay jokes to the queer people materially harmed by his policies, okay? Some of y'all had those homophobic "jokes" a little too at the ready for my liking!!!

“While me and the Dark Lord Sauron often disagreed on his will to dominate all life, I will fondly remember his quick wit and his passion for jewellery”

i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious

I talked to Lindsey Graham for 20 minutes today. He said he’s doing great, and he and Mitch are going to lunch later.

When it was down to Ted Cruz and Donald Trump in 2016, Lindsey Graham compared choosing the former to being poisoned and the latter to being shot in the head, noting you might live from being poisoned. Anywho, it’s cool he stuck with those convictions for the next decade.

Do you think anyone is watching and enjoying James Corden’s after hours World Cup bullshit?

victory lapping on this one

Somehow knew this man would become the face of explosive diarrhea