Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.

The "no worries if not!" opposition party.

Hey @merriam-webster.com why even include this word?

Do you think Dick Cheney is looking up from hell like “Wait, I didn’t even have to lie? I could just do that?”

Instead of impeachment house dems are going to do a retroactive vote supporting trump unanimously and then impeach mamdani

Did they even bother to coordinate with DOJ to release another batch of Epstein files?

Any Democrat who doesn’t call for the immediate impeachment, removal and arrest of Donald Trump should be primaried.

Congress must immediately act to impeach & imprison Donald Trump. And if they fail to do so, the rest of the world should punish the USA just as heavily as was done to Russia for attacking Ukraine. We should not get to kidnap heads of state & "run" sovereign countries like vassals.

Name one time the U.S. deposing a foreign leader and occupying the country with a military force has turned out poorly.

Did Trump just announce a new colony? That’s a fun twist.

Let’s say, totally hypothetically, that American fentanyl was trafficking into Canada. Could Canadian forces…

We had a good run

Terrible take. Literally every FIFA Peace Prize winner has done this.

No FIFA Peace Prize winner has ever done this before

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

When fentanyl deaths are up this year, will anyone bother to ask Trump why kidnapping a foreign head of state didn’t actually lower the amount of drugs in the country?

NO. NO MORE NEWS. ENOUGH NEWS. I DEMAND OLDS

Even Tom Clancy is like “This is a bit too much”

Tonight, the President of the United States has launched an unconstitutional war of aggression, dooming another generation to spill their blood for oil, and lay waste to a sovereign nation. I demand that Congress exercise its power, halt this conflict, and impeach this war criminal president.

Spent a lot of time in 2025 watching movies of people who died much too young. Depressingly beautiful?

My resolution for this year is to not fuck up as catastrophically as I did last year

ok, can we get someone there who loves graphic design

I don’t know why certain writers have to lie about how they had the whole story planned out. It doesn’t make you seem smarter or more creative. It makes your plot holes look glaringly worse.

Saw one of those terrible AI videos where some rando wanders around a movie set and one of the top comments was “a dream come true.” And like, you guys know this guy wasn’t on the set of Star Wars with an iPhone, right? Right???

Maybe the best thing about being a dad is that the sneeze volume I’ve had all my life now matches appropriately

Stranger Things simply could not have been more explicit about what happens to them. Par for the course to explain a thing in painstaking detail, I suppose.

My son to me: Why are you sitting in that chair weird? Me: What? Son: That’s not how you normally sit.

I’m baffled by all the Chevy Chase stories. Are we supposed to feel sorry for the choices he made and the way he treated people?

Boy howdy I hope 2026 is better than 2025

Listen I know this will be hard for some of you but I think it’s better if we kill this new year while it’s still a baby.

The fireworks in my neighborhood are so cool and my dog loves them

Stranger Things is such a great single season of television

So, Henry got powers as a kid in the Southwest then moved to Hawkins and just had a normal theater kid high school experience? I’m confused.

🤞

I feel like Netflix should send an email that’s like “Hey, we know we greatly encouraged you to binge tv shows. We were wrong. We’re not doing it anymore. We’re very sorry we taught you a terrible way to watch tv.”

Sometimes my son makes interesting searches on my phone

Oh no, I’ve started watching Slow Horses and I am obsessed

I haven’t been following the daycare story closely, but I did see Tim Walz said the guy running it is a white supremacist and when asked about it, he said Somali people are stealing housing from white people. He didn’t say “no, I’m not.”

Preemptively: If you set off fireworks tonight: Get fucked

RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/

So, the Knives Out universe is pretty good

WB added two more Rob Reiner movies to HBO Max. So, now they offer five of his 25 movies. WB owns Reiner’s production company, Castle Rock.

The difference in how I feel about Macaulay Culkin doing an ad for Royal Kingdom versus how I felt when Jimmy Fallon did one is as vast as the ocean

I’m down to my final two John Candy movies: Little Shop of Horrors and Only the Lonely (which is only available on DVD). Gonna do a power ranking of all 50 when I’m done.

Here’s to 2026

Why arbitrarily swap the places things have always been in the newest iOS? Thumbs go to search at the top? At the bottom now! Save that screenshot on the left, nope! You just deleted it because save is on the right side now!

You can’t even lure children into your gingerbread house to eat them any more without being cooked in your own oven. I blame Hansel culture

Love that Uber commercial where a dad calls his daughter to guilt her into coming back, we get a flashback where she screams “you’re making it all about yourself” and the dad says “I hate how we left things” and “I miss you” but not “I’m sorry.” Perfectly captures Uber as a company.

I wish this season of Stranger Things was a little more complicated and needed some extra exposition to explain