THEJordonBrown
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The look of a man who will pay the entire crew to nap for an hour
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about 8 hours ago
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My favorite part of the Trump whiny pity parade today was when he said that “When you read the dissenting opinions, there is no way that anyone can argue against them.” I can think of 6 very specific people who would argue against them.
about 11 hours ago
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I was forced against my will to listen to this whole, meandering tirade (out at a restaurant where it was blaring on a tv), and I assure you, this was the most coherent part
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about 11 hours ago
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“I can’t charge even one dollar. I can’t charge a dollar” is Trump’s “John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it.” And who says the great orators are dead?
about 13 hours ago
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Just got an email from Mastodon, a service I absolutely forgot existed
about 17 hours ago
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PRAY TELL WHAT WILL HIS TONE BE
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about 18 hours ago
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Seems bad
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about 18 hours ago
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Wild that the dissenting opinions are “actually, he is a king.” Seems like grounds to impeach and remove three justices, but who am I to prop up our dying democracy?
about 20 hours ago
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There were only three years in the 90s when only *one* brilliant Star Trek series was airing.
1 day ago
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My King
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Famous friends
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Luke Knox
1 day ago
put it in the Louvre
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Family resemblance is striking
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1 day ago
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It’s pretty wild that a former prince was arrested today, and meanwhile in our country, the party that ran on getting pedophiles out of the government is currently going to the mat defending those pedophiles
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On the plus side for House of the Dragon, you're going to get like 3 months of people not actively watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms to forget how good a GoT story can be
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There’s a Superman Spider-Man crossover one shot coming soon, and I’ve ordered so many variant covers
2 days ago
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Is it like Mormon soaking?
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2 days ago
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I was just thinking that the legal system is a little too skewed toward the rich. This will definitely help that!
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2 days ago
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Kevin M. Kruse
3 days ago
Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman
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Richard Kadrey
3 days ago
2026 basically
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Friday Afternoon Tea
3 days ago
A) Fuck Palantir, fuck ICE, fuck DHS and fuck this entire evil, corrupt system, B) Quit measuring human value by labor output/cost input, and C) You reap what you sow, bitch.
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Stella
4 days ago
I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times
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I don’t know what Dem “big thinker” came up with the “we had to make a difficult budget decision” fundraising ask where the “difficult decision” was “spend money on ads” but I fucking hate it and I hate you
4 days ago
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When Colbert posted the Taylor Swift interview two months ago, the best of her segments hit 1.5 million views. The James Talarico interview that CBS and the government don't want you to see already has 1 million, and it posted 11 hours ago.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...
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Rep. James Talarico On Confronting Christian Nationalism, And Strange Days In The Texas Legislature
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ7Pz_59A
4 days ago
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Remember at the beginning of Covid, non-penis havers learned that fellas weren’t washing their hands after using the bathroom? I have some devastating news about the return of that practice.
4 days ago
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CE (Catie) Murphy
6 days ago
We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.
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I think House of the Dragon is actively bad. I have negative interest in ever revisiting Game of Thrones. I am so fucking hyped for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms tonight.
5 days ago
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Pokémon go the fuck away
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6 days ago
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This is a safe place! Post a
#Superman
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6 days ago
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Chris Grace
6 days ago
i agree that American culture is pretty much English-Scotts-Irish as long as your concept of culture doesn't include music, food, vernacular, fashion, sports, dance, or comedy
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Richest man in the world is out here publicly advocating for Nazi shit, so maybe we raise his taxes by like a trillion dollars? Seems fair to me.
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Kevin M. Kruse
6 days ago
Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact
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My insurance called to tell me they now will fill my prescriptions and mail them to me. So, they’ll pay themselves for it? And that’s just legal and fine?
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Emma Berquist
6 days ago
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
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Somehow Sony has a streaming service that appears to have nothing from the last decade and costs $7 a month. Cutting cable was a mistake.
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•Anti-capitalist meme pebbler•
7 days ago
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The Homeland is no longer secure. Post rare worfs
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7 days ago
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Fuck cancer
7 days ago
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
7 days ago
NYT praises Holocaust II plan for “friendlier tone”
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Laser 🏳️‍⚧️
7 days ago
Hank Green is matching the next $5,000 in donations to our trans performance festival fundraiser - which is an Ocean’s Eleven Live Reading in LA and streaming with an all-trans cast including:
@vicmmic.bsky.social
& more! spend
@hankgreen.bsky.social
’s money! Donate here!
Joywholived.com/heist
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert
7 days ago
corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture
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The new slogan (which they trademarked) for Hostess is “We speakie snackie.” I’ve simply never wanted to buy something less.
8 days ago
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Watching the old Bond movies, I had a moment where I was like “How could a supervillain get so many people to work for him?” And then I remember Trump keeps finding new turds to hire, so I guess it isn’t that far fetched.
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The Onion
9 days ago
Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well
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My least favorite way to lose weight is crippling depression. My second is a violent stomach bug.
9 days ago
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The stomach bug that has knocked out my son for the last week has come for me. Send prayers. And pedialyte.
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hypoallergenic bobcat alternative
9 days ago
i sleep in a big bed, with my wife
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James Van Der Beek was on one of the most popular and iconic shows of all time. His cancer treatments have bankrupted him so greatly, his friends have started a go fund me for his family. Absolutely fuck this country and its god awful health care
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This is great and also new conspiracy theory: Dave is in DC to buy the Washington Post
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9 days ago
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Per my son’s request, we are watching The Muppet Show (2026) for the third time
10 days ago
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