The look of a man who will pay the entire crew to nap for an hour

My favorite part of the Trump whiny pity parade today was when he said that “When you read the dissenting opinions, there is no way that anyone can argue against them.” I can think of 6 very specific people who would argue against them.

I was forced against my will to listen to this whole, meandering tirade (out at a restaurant where it was blaring on a tv), and I assure you, this was the most coherent part

“I can’t charge even one dollar. I can’t charge a dollar” is Trump’s “John Marshall has made his decision, now let him enforce it.” And who says the great orators are dead?

Just got an email from Mastodon, a service I absolutely forgot existed

PRAY TELL WHAT WILL HIS TONE BE

Seems bad

Wild that the dissenting opinions are “actually, he is a king.” Seems like grounds to impeach and remove three justices, but who am I to prop up our dying democracy?

There were only three years in the 90s when only *one* brilliant Star Trek series was airing.

My King

Famous friends

put it in the Louvre

Family resemblance is striking

It’s pretty wild that a former prince was arrested today, and meanwhile in our country, the party that ran on getting pedophiles out of the government is currently going to the mat defending those pedophiles

On the plus side for House of the Dragon, you're going to get like 3 months of people not actively watching A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms to forget how good a GoT story can be

There’s a Superman Spider-Man crossover one shot coming soon, and I’ve ordered so many variant covers

Is it like Mormon soaking?

I was just thinking that the legal system is a little too skewed toward the rich. This will definitely help that!

Countries that do not use Fritos as currency could be "left behind," says Frito-Lay CEO Ken Biddleman

2026 basically

A) Fuck Palantir, fuck ICE, fuck DHS and fuck this entire evil, corrupt system, B) Quit measuring human value by labor output/cost input, and C) You reap what you sow, bitch.

I would shoot the computer with a handgun five to eight times

I don’t know what Dem “big thinker” came up with the “we had to make a difficult budget decision” fundraising ask where the “difficult decision” was “spend money on ads” but I fucking hate it and I hate you

When Colbert posted the Taylor Swift interview two months ago, the best of her segments hit 1.5 million views. The James Talarico interview that CBS and the government don't want you to see already has 1 million, and it posted 11 hours ago. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiTJ...

Remember at the beginning of Covid, non-penis havers learned that fellas weren’t washing their hands after using the bathroom? I have some devastating news about the return of that practice.

We are at an airport restaurant. A robot just drove up to us with our food, said, "Hi! Here I am!" and then drove away with our food.

I think House of the Dragon is actively bad. I have negative interest in ever revisiting Game of Thrones. I am so fucking hyped for A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms tonight.

Pokémon go the fuck away

This is a safe place! Post a #Superman.

i agree that American culture is pretty much English-Scotts-Irish as long as your concept of culture doesn't include music, food, vernacular, fashion, sports, dance, or comedy

Richest man in the world is out here publicly advocating for Nazi shit, so maybe we raise his taxes by like a trillion dollars? Seems fair to me.

Propaganda during WWI and WWII in fact

My insurance called to tell me they now will fill my prescriptions and mail them to me. So, they’ll pay themselves for it? And that’s just legal and fine?

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

Somehow Sony has a streaming service that appears to have nothing from the last decade and costs $7 a month. Cutting cable was a mistake.

The Homeland is no longer secure. Post rare worfs

Fuck cancer

NYT praises Holocaust II plan for “friendlier tone”

Hank Green is matching the next $5,000 in donations to our trans performance festival fundraiser - which is an Ocean’s Eleven Live Reading in LA and streaming with an all-trans cast including: @vicmmic.bsky.social & more! spend @hankgreen.bsky.social’s money! Donate here! Joywholived.com/heist

corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture

The new slogan (which they trademarked) for Hostess is “We speakie snackie.” I’ve simply never wanted to buy something less.

Watching the old Bond movies, I had a moment where I was like “How could a supervillain get so many people to work for him?” And then I remember Trump keeps finding new turds to hire, so I guess it isn’t that far fetched.

Pam Bondi Thought That Went Pretty Well

My least favorite way to lose weight is crippling depression. My second is a violent stomach bug.

The stomach bug that has knocked out my son for the last week has come for me. Send prayers. And pedialyte.

i sleep in a big bed, with my wife

James Van Der Beek was on one of the most popular and iconic shows of all time. His cancer treatments have bankrupted him so greatly, his friends have started a go fund me for his family. Absolutely fuck this country and its god awful health care

This is great and also new conspiracy theory: Dave is in DC to buy the Washington Post

Per my son’s request, we are watching The Muppet Show (2026) for the third time