Good morning. Here's a guy who reenlisted at the Fayetteville Twin Peaks

hey reddit, im a small aperture at the end of the anus that widens to expel solid waste from the intestines. am i the asshole?

Using AI to update Lord of the Flies so all the characters have the bruh haircut so young people will be able to immerse themselves in it.

lunch break power rankings: 1. 1:30-2:30 2. 12:00-1:00 3. 1:00-2:00 4. 2:00-3:00 5. 12:30-1:30 6. 11:30-12:30 7. 2:30-3:30 8. 10:30-11:30 9. sad lunch eaten at desk 10. 11:00-12:00

Luca di Montezemolo: If I were to say what I think, I would harm Ferrari. There is a risk of destroying a myth. I am very sorry I hope that they at least take the little horse (Cavallino logo) off that car This is certainly a car that not even the Chinese will copy. They won’t have any reason to

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

"a colt is my passport" incredibly badass movie title. but a disastrously wrong thing to say at the airport

You have to figure people confuse this with the racism Crash movie and sit there on the couch silently for awhile before telling their loved one that they really tackled that in an unexpected way

just got to the love shack, you wouldnt believe the size of the chrysler in the parking lot

working on a program that will beat the talking email to death with hammers

lmao they are now doing weird infomercials live in the White House

China has announced that they have developed a Sydney Sweeny that runs entirely on clean energy, actually feeding it back into the grid.

Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

Shaq's gas math had reached the youths

wait nancy is NANCY REAGAN??

i’ll own up to being a categorical hater of AI. i think the effort to create it is appalling and reprehensible and i want to see it defeated. i don’t give a fuck if it’s good at some stuff, and i regard giving a fuck about that as clown shit

Happy 226th Birthday to John Brown, the only white boy to ever truly understand the assignment

This guy sucks so bad and has no constituency outside of Matt Yglesias types so we unfortunately will have to endure 9000 articles about why he is great before he drops out at 4% in the primary

Everyone say massive congrats to the Sulis team for winning the Nurburgring 24hr!

P46 => P17 GT3 only split. Got turned in Nords T1 on L1 which sent us to the back but we had battled back to P10 by end of hour 4. Fought thru adversity and drove back from around 40th to the top 20 and picked off P17 in final 2 hours Good race Sasha, @redblockpowered.bsky.social @cavel1ghter.net

who up flugplatzing their schwedenkreuz

I am not trying to do this again but this is in my head and I'm going to put it here so it leaves: /to the tune of "Girls On Film" Byung-Hyun Kim

the atlanta hawks have now joined the "30-point club," having scored at least 30 points in a single game

Hmmm interesting, go fuck yourself I paid for my shit

wishing a happy "please don't let 'skeets' stick" day to those who celebrate

We are 3 days away from deck safety month

we're gonna need a larger sickos_yes. the largest sickos_yes ever commissioned

ADOBE: welcome to photoshop. what would you like to do. here is an AI tool ME: i would like to draw a rectangle. i am selecting the rectangle tool ADOBE: did you say AI? ME: rectangle please ADOBE: sorry but i can only do that in an insane way now. here is a new layer and a vector for some reason

a good idea for a shirt would be "HARVARD 2"

#36E72A

Zohran Mamdani on CBS — “Socialist politics can flourish anywhere, because there is only one majority in this country, and that is the working class. It’s time we have a politics that puts them at the heart of what we’re doing, not in the appendix.” America’s Mayor can’t miss.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

the current state of kirkification is so fascinating

Okay bluesky I need your help I live in Massachusetts. You might think we're a bastion of lefty intellectualism but our state government a clusterfuck of post-puritan real estate bros Reskeet this. Text it to your "friends from home" Help this find every masshole poster who will know what to do

Victor Orbán’s removal sends a timely signal. Corrupt kleptocratic Christian nationalism was on the ballot in Hungary today — just as it will be on the ballots that Americans will cast in November. It was repudiated abroad — may it be repudiated here in November (and beyond).

i can't believe they finally voted that fucker out of office. good work my fellow hungarians

more seriously congrats to the hungarian people for kicking that asshole out

Everyone please welcome CBS News Immigration Analyst Viktor Orban.

The 2003-04 Detroit Pistons of snacks. Shockingly good. Greater than the sum of its parts.

Moby is on it

hearing reports that Claude Mythos was able to achieve a 5.51s time in the Atari 2600 game Dragster

how much money does the marine corps lose

Jesus Christ

25th amendment. Impeachment. I will support any avenue to remove Donald Trump from office. We cannot leave this man in charge of America’s nuclear weapons as he threatens to end an entire civilization. And Congress must not fund this reckless administration.

If you’re an American should watch the Anthony Bourdain Parts Unknown ep on Iran. A deeply humanizing look at a country full of people just like you and me. I watched it after Anthony died and it moved in ways that are hard to relay. I also immediately ran out to try kabob koobideh and tahdig.

Disrespectful to Kobe