Yall Ed Hardy is back…

I have therapy in minutes: anything yall want me to bring up?

The story of my life

The Trump-Vance Administration getting rid of biodefense personnel is, to state the blindingly obvious, a very bad choice.

happy Indigenous People’s Day

An oldie but a goodie

I need AI to go ahead and figure out how to give me a booty.

The next time I have a difficult conversation with my parents.... I know what my uniform is going to be

“Hey Siri, this is Shirley”

Anything with Biscoff can see me

The Catholic Church is more in line with science than the current administration and holy shit

BAD BUNNY HALF TIME SHOW!!!!

I hate when I have meetings at noon. Okay I hate meetings in general but that’s when I try and make my noon gym class 🤣

“BE CLEAR! THIS MY DADDY HOUSE!”

Actually, no you don’t have to leave every relationship with additional children. Protect you womb. 🫶🏽

Perry A Sook isn’t getting enough heat from the Internet and I don’t like it

It’s going to break your heart how many people you know, love, and respect will turn out to be cowards. Prepare yourself as best you can. You are not alone, but you are your own center. Be a strong center.

Conservatives try to engage in intellectual discourse without the intellect…

I beg the old gods and the new to send me a lover that looks at me like Tormund looked at Brienne: the answer to his prayers and perversions.

🤔

“Christian values”

Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).

Yall I really don’t get the vibes on the book of faces

Death will not make people forget about the type of person you were in life. Live as the person you want to be remembered as when you pass and encourage your peers to do the same.

Yall it ain’t nothing but bible versus upon bible versus on Facebook. I had to get out of there…not because I don’t think it’s time for God but cause it’s not time for posturing about condemning violence when violence has been occurring and the silence has been defining.

Etsy Witches right now

"that's not funny, no one should lose their lives to gun violence" so true! that's what we've been saying all along. I'm so glad you agree

Trump just announced he was dead. Whelp.

Yall im at the mall and everything is closing and Im so confused. It’s 7:17pm. What time do malls close now?

I hope something good happens to you today.

The President of the United States is threatening to go to war with an American city. This is not a joke. This is not normal. Donald Trump isn't a strongman, he's a scared man. Illinois won’t be intimidated by a wannabe dictator.

Let me tell you about inflation…my nephew’s middle school football game entrance fee was $8.

It’s not just that the President of the United States posted a video of eleven people being murdered in international waters it’s that the President of the United States ordered the murder of eleven people in international waters so he could post a video of it.

Standing in solidarity with those who ignore calls but text right back. Hey y'all

If you're in line to buy a bottle of champagne STAY IN LINE

Yall don’t call your momma to gossip about your siblings and also call your siblings to gossip about your momma?

Dear IT team, if you send me a teams message while addressing my ticket, we figuratively go together and I will message you for all my IT issues, forever.

From my studies: A single AI data center can consume as much energy in 24 hours as a large metropolitan city

Me all day today looking at everyone’s babies going back to school: how is _____ ALREADY in the ____ grade? I remember when….

When I have to put my clothes away you would think someone is torturing me

When the embedded document in the 11 page contract is 30 pages…

Flour Sack Still Dealing With Trauma Of Being Raised By Single Teenage Mother theonion.com/flour-s...

How do you balance the need for empathy and being informed with the truly soul disheartening work that comes with being informed?

I know everyone likes to joke but the grocery store is genuinely unconscionably expensive right now.

Happy Birthday President Obama!

Happy Birthday @lainalain.bsky.social may Chike buy you whatever you want! You deserve!!!