I went in Lowe’s today for boxes and almost got plants as well 🤦🏽‍♀️

22 days until moving day 🚚

A self proclaimed “alpha male” don’t ever have to worry about me again.

26 days left ✨

One of my favorite conversations to have at work is the Performance Review because what’s my bonus??? 😏

Going to war is ghetto. I hate it here.

Trader Joe’s after this though 😊

I hate coming to dentist. I’ll see an optometrist all day but hate the dentist. Shit cold and prickly af.

Durand Bernarr’s album Bloom is addictive.

🎶 the closer I get to youuuuuuu … the more you make me sickkkkkkkkkkkk 🎶 or whatever Luther said

I love taking the day off work and chaperoning my boy’s trip 😊

Stop telling people who are on the verge of dying to not take prescribed medication. Sometimes it’s beyond the point of eating lentils and almonds or whatever tf..

37 more days ✨

I just want to be happy.

I can finally stop saying I “think” I’m depressed as it has been confirmed by a medical professional.

I’m so sleepy. I might go to bed early tonight.

You can never go wrong with a lil red bean! 🔥 #Blackfoodsky

I love how we keep a cape on the faucet 🤌🏽

Tyra Banks is so performative in this documentary. So full of shit.

I need a break from cooking, I want someone to cook for me for once.

Ain’t no “we’ve been through so much heartbreak but always find our way back” over here …sorry.

Yall be so nice letting people spend the block.

Never in my years of renting have I ever had to supply my own large appliances 🤦🏽‍♀️ the apartment is so perfect thooooo

I can’t wait to get them some more siblings when I move 😏

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When people take your SELF care as a personal attack because they don’t feel included. Please leave me alone.

I’m getting a record player 😊

I got myself a plant for vday ♥️ a money tree.

I love to “excuse you 🫵🏽” to a mf that thought I was a figment of their imagination. I’m little but I’m right here mf, watch out!

I eat pork but not ham hocks because why do they have on bomber jackets???

I wish nothing more than for a lot of people to start shutting tf up.

54 more days ✨

Washing your hair in the shower is so therapeutic 😷

I know down to the very second when this shit is over.

For vday this year, I’m getting my fave wine from Trader Joe’s, sushi, and watching scary movies. ♥️

My baby boy made 7 years old yesterday 🩵 🎂

You can be with someone for a decade and they don’t SEE you until someone else does.

…and Happy Black History Month again.

This is how I felt about the watermelon on the fruit bar in the office. Mind you, it was some 🔥 ass watermelon 😂 but… WE would all be talking with our eyes across the kitchen 😂

I made some chicken yall and I fried some okra. Making my BHM as Black as possible 🥹 #Blackfoodsky

Whoever put the D’Angelo tribute together deserves a few extra pieces of chicken when the plates get made 🥹 (Edited 23:42 via @skeetsapp.com)

Every time I see Dr. Dre ole box head ass.

Something in my heart feels sadness for Justin Bieber every time I see him.

Why tf don’t my microwave buttons light up?

I would purchase my ticket now to Devil Wears Prada 2 if they were available 😂 can’t wait!

I wanna try to make Chinese shrimp toast. Shit fye as hell.

As a Bi Libra, my scales are tilting opposite of men daily.

You ever just wear whatever tf you want because it’s YOUR body?!? Some people should try that more or stfu.

I think imma order birria tacos for lunch 🙂

A bath and freshly washed linen on the bed.