Me. I prep everything the day before and cook all of the food the day of. I don’t want refrigerated food from the day before. Just a preference.

Like, real crackhead CRACK!!??

I’m putting my phone on dnd on Thursday. People think I cook thousands of dollars worth of food to pass out plates to people who never reach out to me otherwise. (Edited 08:42 via @skeetsapp.com)

I almost feel like I should switch my “cooking cocktail”. Imma be lit cooking a drinking dirty martinis 🤷🏽‍♀️

I’m off this year on Thanksgiving. Usually a dinner is magically produced while I’m on the clock.

The boycotts are funny because of course I want to boycott all of the stores I can. Am I going to NOT get my autistic son’s food from the only place that sells them, no. I think people should respect that some people are doing what they can. If you can do more, do it.

After Thanksgiving, I wanna make a spicy soppressata and honey pizza 🤔

I’m so excited for this food 😏

Baby boy has a week vacation 😂

This is gonna be my first year making a ham and I’m about to show out.

A movie that takes place where you’re from

Why would you ever have someone like me waiting too long for you at a restaurant?

nick cannon’s babymamas are definitely in a cult. Her behavior just on this show is text book behavior of it.

I’ve finally caught up to the current season of Selling Sunset.

Perfect accompaniment to my martini 😊

I love me a good Saturday night …got me feeling a lil frisky 😂

I remember the first time I found out people put sugar in their greens and spaghetti. EEEEEYYYYUUCKKKKKKKKKK

My cornbread dressing with smoked turkey gravy! I also make a cranberry sauce from scratch because I actually like the taste of cranberries. That jelly stuff tastes like cranberry scented gelatin. #Blackfoodsky

Using jiffy to make dressing is crazy and I stand by that.

Going to get me some flowers for my dining room table. After I drop my mini off, it’s kid free in my house. 🍸

The Asian auntie who does my pedicure is so sweet 🥹 she remembers me and her face lights up when she sees me. I have no idea why but it’s warm.

Iono lol I’m 35 though 😏

One thing Dunkin’ Donuts get right is that cookie butter latte.

When people think lesbians “just need some dick” lol whyyy would they go from consistent orgasms to … none?

I try not to suggest tacos EVERY time lol I gotta realize not everyone feels how I feel about tacos.

Just ordered me and my mini some tacos and I’m about to make me a dirty martini 😊

c.2019 when I was prego in my eggo lol

Sí, por favor.

I think imma get some blue cheese and olives and my cocktail of the weekend will be a dirty martini 🤔 (Edited 07:27 via @skeetsapp.com)

Those Haitian men were gonna turn them every which way but loose and send a little extra “energy” to their families lol dummies

A quarter zip isn’t weed?!?! It’s a sweater!?!!

I’m watching Selling Sunset and nick cannon’s babymama defends him like she’s in a cult 😬

My sisters’ birthdays being in the winter has taught me that not even snow can stop me from putting on a dress and heels 😂

Unpopular Opinion: I don’t like how people talk about having their children home for breaks. Why can’t they be home for a few extra days?? damn they’re YOUR children. Also, teachers deserve breaks as well.

My greens AND dressing will have meat. I even make a smoked turkey gravy for the dressing!

Something about trying to convince us not to put meat in the greens feels anti Black.

I’m excited to not have kids in my house this weekend 😏

I love watching these real estate shows just to see the beautiful kitchens 🥹

Your children being old enough to comprehend the dynamics of relationships will really have you cautious of who’s in your life.

Hugh Hefner and his bestie Bill were rapists and pedos.

Hefner was Epstein before Epstein.

I cringe when people hype playboy. That old ass white man was a fucking rapist bro.

I’m so glad this is my oldest son’s last year of high school. Tired of the schedule. Tired of the kids. Done lol

Italian Sausage Three Cheese Tortellini Spinach Garlic and herb Boursin cheese 🔥 #Blackfoodsky

Tortellini soup tonight 🤤

My God baby’s favorite things to watch are Ms. Rachel and Beyoncé 🤣 she’ll be an educated diva in no time 😏

My autistic 6 year old just found out we lose teeth by having a loose bottom tooth. Moment of fucking silence 😂 he’s sooooo upset about his “wiggly tooth”. Poor baby.

Hmmm I kinda wanna make some roasted turkey wings 🤔

Tichina Arnold in Survivor’s Remorse!! Ommg 🤣🤣🤣 I love this lady.

I love being able to text my kids’ teachers and bus drivers. I love feeling more connected to them while they’re in school.