if you kids don't settle down i'm fetching the family atomics

optimus prime be like i just drove in from denver and boy are my arms tires

was in a silly mood last night, so, I drew this meme. ... weed was a factor. 😄🖖🏻

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

This is what NASA's Houston mission control center looks like to an 8-week old baby

when I was taking the road test for a motorcycle license the examiner forgot to put his van in park when we got back and it rolled backward and wiped out their safety cone course

given the existence of skeleton and luge, i postulate the existence of two other, yet to be discovered, winter olympic sports

the diagram here appears to be a slop-laundered copy of the one from this well-known 2010 post nvie.com/posts/a-succ...

bnnuy

that's it!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for gradient.horse

i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired

pictured: our geese looking at airplanes

everywhere I look I see hidden agendas, secret alliances, and shadowy figures. except for my mysterious benefactor, who is beyond reproach

Greg Bovino sadly filling one steamer trunk after another with elaborate fashy overcoats, the teargas canisters he always has bouncing around on him like labubus, and dozens of "chest-belts." They will be shipped ahead of him as he prepares to return to his home, which is a men's size 10 boot.

Stephen Miller DC gas station tour 2026

one day there will be a list

Compliance Nuremberg, sponsored by Vanta

> This bowl-shaped basket of scrounged textiles and padding yawns with the promise of a humble, comfortable embrace followed by a laborious escape.

Amazing what ancient people built even though they were all skeletons

content-aware scaled black cats r so hysterical to me. get scrinkled idiot

deathbed conversion to pdf

Liquid crystal display Obama: now, ahh, let me be clear

they should make the nfl concussion helmets but for going on the internet

fascinating video - I missed a ton of details about this scandal, both technical and legal

im not joking when i said i keeled over in my kitchen sobbing over a burrito from watching this one

Every January 6th, I ask myself the question I find myself returning to every year. When Ashli Babbitt was bleeding out on the marble, was the last thought to lurch through her dying mind "wow, I can't believe I'm going to die in the White House"?

monday ⚠️

Chotiner/Nardwuar: which one is the Wario

Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.

oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends

Tiny Tim, who did NOT hit her. He did not. Oh hi, ghost

those who leave snow on their car roofs are without honor

(finding out that there is an exploit compromising the end-to-end encryption on my toilet) well that’s just great.

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

The only legitimate software development methodology: 1. Think very hard about an implementation 2. Don't do anything

if you are battling a computer problem, listen to Devin Townsend and the path shall be revealed to you

We should just smash that thing to pieces and all get a good night's sleep.

that’s absolutely right Alex 🗣️🗣️🗣️

whappin' time