can’t talk rn babe, busy letting the bodies hit the floor

I'm not a baker at all but I made my boyfriend a cake for his birthday! I candied the orange peels myself! It's a pineapple-coconut-orange cake with buttercream icing and the candied oranges and cherries on top♡

*This user has blocked you* "Did Sephiroth do this?"

Me: hot-blooded Supporting data: fever of 103 Verification: check it and see

I would describe my fashion sense as "covered in cat hair".

Imagine killing the entire planet to make AI slop.

Used a different pillow last night, so now my day is ruined

Anti-gravity gang rise up

Please take this poison out of me so I can put in a different more fun poison thank you very much.

God do I love movies. They can take us to great heights, terrible lows and even inspire us. They can also help focus us in a time of need. If you're having trouble, feeling down, put on a film that inspires you do do good, to be your best self.

qwop

restaurant concept: a place that lays out a series of foods and you eat a tunnel through them like the Very Hungry Caterpillar

It’s just me and a bag of clothes in my car to donate for 12 months against the world.

Good morning to everyone except people who continue to talk after you tell them you're trying to hear something.

I purchased a wacky inflatable tube man for a project and since taking receipt of the wacky inflatable tube man the wacky inflatable tube man company has accidentally shipped me a second wacky inflatable tube man. I just received a third shipping confirmation. I am concerned about this trajectory

I found the best app. It tells me what birds are singing near me as it records them. I didnt know we had so many beautiful birds nearby.

A few years ago my sister bought me one of those Friendship Lamps. A little while later we moved and I packed it. I just tried to set it up again and it wants me to set up a subscription now 😮‍💨

i wake up in the morning and i stay in bed

I gotta stop naming cats—!

I think I want to spend the next month deep cleaning everything. My birthday is coming up and I refuse to spend the next year of my life with the same dirt as the last year.

Reality is always interrupting plans.

Evening artistry...

We have got to do something.

Never underestimate humanity's ability to make a good thing worse.

My favorite part of baking is when you can smell it in the oven from every room in the house.

Did I already say that: the redux

I miss that time when a whole lot of people came together to pretend we were all ants.

I heard it's comforting to your cat to slow blink at them so I did it at Wobbles to see what she would do and she's been staring at me for 2 minutes

I love when our yard gets visitors

Mini is back home! She has to go back in two weeks for suture removal. Right now she is acting totally fine and being very playful.

Mini is getting her tail amputation done today. Holding my breath for her. She is so tiny and going through so much.

🌬🌳🌼

getting off your phone and reading a book: better than you may think

My inner voice can't sing either

I don't regret deleting Reddit but I am struggling with finding something productive to do with my new free time. I keep opening the same 5 apps and closing them. I feel a little stuck in transition. I don't want to doom scroll but I dont know what to do with myself either?

The time of day when the stars come out to play

Look at my tomato! I grew this tomato! I am going to eat this tomato that I grew!

This might be the coolest picture I've ever taken.

i need more friends that would like to kiss

putting on my “hot bitch” playlist and ignoring the world

Her nub. She broke her e-collar and she is constantly trying to clean it so I am constantly keeping her off of it. She feels warmer than usual but idk how to tell if a cat has a fever? Tuesday is her amputation appointment. Poor little girl has had a rough first few months of life.

The new kitten chewed her tail off?! I knew it had an injury but she seemed perfectly fine. I came back inside today and her tail was on the floor?! I'm in the car now taking her to the vet. I'm holding her tail in my hand. Idk why I brought it with me. Can't believe this! Bonkers, omgosh.

I’m feeling some sort of way. Don’t know what that way that is yet.

Deleted reddit off my phone. Attempting to remove things that make me scroll endlessly. Substituted for bluesky scrolling instead and I like it better. I don't scroll as long as I used to and it's nice getting to see more posts from people I'm following.

They bamboozled each other

I want to weigh all of my tomatoes so when I grow my biggest one I can say "yep, that's my biggest one yet"

be the nice lady at cvs you want to see in the world

That's how they get ya.

If you’re a female character in a tv show and you throw up, guess what? You’re pregnant