The American Dream is maybe someday a rich guy will give me a bunch of money for no reason. Mr Beast sells it to this generation. MTV sold it to mine with shows like Pimp My Ride. Publisher's clearing house, the Lottery, gambling... The dream is to no longer be forced to participate in capitalism.

The worst part about all of this is knowing that I would still risk being on fire if someone offered me that chance at that sort of financial stability.

Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV

This is the only way I like seeing copaganda in the newspapers: clearly defined and explained for the readers

This is not public safety!!!

A gentle reminder that we will not be held responsible for whatever happens to you if you ask AI Stan Lee about Palestine.

𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘪𝘤𝘬 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵.

I have been haunted by this statement all day www.kgw.com/article/news...

Putting on the They Live glasses and looking at the internet.

ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 being italian.

Checking the news recently:

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The only way to read this book is to have @iwriteok.bsky.social read it for you. www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

guy who threw the shoe at bush is into it

Superb reporting by @spiegel.de's Jörg Schindler on the cult next to the White House. "Holy warriors: How fanatical Christians are taking over the USA." I'm begging for it to be translated so Americans can read it and American journalists learn from it. www.spiegel.de/ausland/usa-...

Where am I going to share this file? What am I doing this for?

The people close to him could just Truman Show this man and start fixing the country whenever they want.

I can’t confirm this but apparently a half hour ago AI got good. I’ll be the first to admit I was being unfair and impatient. Congrats AI

Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at blinkingguy.com

GET HIS ASS, JENNIFER!

I'm here you fuckaas bitch

As an Eileen, sometimes I’m paranoid someone just wants to sleep with me so next time they hear that Dexy’s Midnight Runners song they can say “I did”

Catbus for president

Morning walk

We'll have a Charlie Kirk middle school by the time this is over.

the world is healing

a bravo star grilling a democrat harder about aipac money than many "journalists" on msnbc

damn existence got hands

Rowdy Roddy Piper could have easily restocked his bubblegum before his confrontation. I’m beginning to believe that he just wanted to kick ass.

A great policy in any political climate.

I know u won't read theory and would never ask it if u but what about a few Poasts Click thru to learn the exciting truth about modern communism & socialism and how they all to a party feel about cops and prisons

Laughing may be the best medicine, but no amount of laughter can replace a tourniquet if you need one.

Who doxxes the doxmen?

Italy has moved me to tears for 3 days straight. Bravo ❤️

Just took my Adderall because I couldn't remember if I took my Adderall, so I'm either gonna have a normal day or I double dosed and am gonna spend all afternoon looking like Kash Patel.

A buffer screen that makes you read what you just wrote and asks you if you're sure this is a good take or if you're just racing to have the first take.

My all-time favourite meme bar none. I always without fail chuckle at this. 😁❤️👍

Shout out to @jellyfin.bsky.social and to the old busted laptop happily running Ubuntu in the back of my entertainment cabinet.

The jerk store called. They voted 11-3 to unionize! Everyone welcome Jerks Local 217

This lady on IG said she left this nigga because he ate 8 fully loaded chili dogs infront of her, and im crying lmaoooo

This made me laugh extra hard today

when your abundance is sustainable

The Z: drive never arbitrarily raises its prices during a recession.

Thank you.

"An escalator cannot break; it can only become a fatal funnel."

@francesmeh.reviews i found this in a folder named "not dick research" on your computer desktop

Shhh let them cook

Thank u Gavin Newsom for the call to arms, I will do as you say & carry on Charlie Kirk's important work by making propaganda video content not FOR (I click a box saying it's not) children but clearly made with the knowledge that children can access it & become radicalized in favor of my politics 😇

for anyone unfamiliar with how russia does things (coincidental, I'm sure) like in the headlines an important rich person who said the wrong thing about putin "fell from a window and died" you're supposed to be able to know they're lying, that's part of how they assert you can't do anything about it

From my new book "Joy and Telling You So: A Thousand And One Ideas That Disqualify My Serious Candidacy"