Yo, lemme get a 4-month paid vacation to deal with my depression.

You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. It's already 4PM and you haven't even started.

So I see we're into the literal "magic bean" stage of the downfall of society. Cool. Cool cool.

More like FreeDUMB 250. A lot of people don't know that "dumb" has a "B" in it.

Okay but is Disney gonna nab him for ASCAP?

After the revolution this will be the entryway design for all public restrooms.

You've Merled your last Haggard.

BAH! Enough talk! My <Beam Blast> shall make short work of you!

calm down hitlor bin laden

A. B. C. Always Be lying to Corporate

DOOM update: I have made it to DC in time for America 250.

DOOM update: I have reduced the difficulty to easy. The game is now somewhat playable. This platforming is unnecessary. If I want to play Jak and Daxter I'll play Jak and Daxter.

Dutch spongebob is my favorite im not even kidding

I contain multitudes. I shouldn't have eaten all those multitudes.

Become ungovernable

Okay so DOOM update. DOOM 2016 was a masterpiece. A love letter to fans of DOOM. The devs were clearly fans. The story was great. The gameplay was great. Nothing felt cheap or gimmicky. I have 100%ed the game on hard mode and I love it. DOOM Eternal is trash and Bethesda should be ashamed.

How dare she have $18? Scandal.

They say the revolution is coming but all I see is the revolution edging.

It's truly delightful how much joy this is bringing everyone. Goose value has been affirmed.

These Game Changer: Home Edition challenges really are out of pocket.

Something one of my coworkers does every day makes the office smell like Lucky Charms marshmallows. It is such a weird mystery.

Evergreen post, unfortunately.

SoftBank’s investor presentation is one of the greatest things ever made. I’ve been thinking about it all day. These are the real slides shown in a speech where Masayoshi Son said he wouldn’t retire for at least another decade. The goose stuff is truly demented. Bravo group.softbank/media/Projec...

Maybe when Hank Green told us all that "[we didn't] know shit about about helicopters" we should have reflected on all the other things we don't know shit about and shouldn't argue about on the internet.

Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again

Not now, Massive Saharan Dust Cloud. Read the room. Jesus.

WHAT DID THEY KNOW AND WHEN DID THEY KNOW IT?

I don't think these weirdos ever developed a sense of object permanence.

The peeling paint on the reflecting pool is a fitting tribute to a country whose largest voting block ate paint chips growing up.

Anyone calling themselves an "Economist" with no modifier in 2026 is to be treated with skepticism. What kind of economist? You with the cult?

Replacing the tires on my truck with an overcomplicated mechanical version of these bad boys.

Did they make it look like a Porg on purpose?

Who's your favorite movie dad?

;(

Surprised at Saudi Arabia going behind so early. After the billions they've pumped into football, you'd have thought they'd beheading in the right direction by now...

Dumbo Octopus! Very rare lives deep 13,000 ft below sea level

dudes rock

Happy Juneteenth

kids today don't know the joy of sitting down on a friday night and snorting the tylenol mountain

Maybe all of the roughly 195 sovereign nations in the world could share, so that everyone has the capacity to destroy the world once and we still get rid of a third of the world's nukes? Could that help?

HES DOING IT. DRAIN. THE. SWAMP. PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT. 🫡🇺🇸

Preach

The Oaf community has taken some hits in recent years, folks. Not going to try and sugarcoat things. We aren't sending our best.

HES DOING IT. DRAIN. THE. SWAMP. PROMISES MADE PROMISES KEPT. 🫡🇺🇸

Ford Ranger? I hardly know 'er!

Everything I wear is less cool than these fashion trailblazers. If you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go pitch the boys on a group Halloween costume.

We should rename it the Department of Quagmires.