Sometimes you just gotta revisit this absolute delight.

The black spot!

everybody shared the article mostly about the guy who made the AI art (boo) instead of this guy who ate it > like when you see people in a hot-dog eating contest. "it was insulting to see something of such little effort alongside all these beautiful pieces in the gallery... that has zero substance"

I can't believe this country got so bad when we collectively have so many healing crystals

It’s kind of wild that not only should the government NOT be doing evil shit, they should actually be doing GOOD things for us because we pay them lots of money in something called taxes

BREAKING: The Greg Bovino Bitch Fund Benefiting Immigrant Rights in Minnesota has just donated $10,000 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota, an essential org working on the frontlines to protect people from ICE's terror.

BREAKING: White House sources report that Air Force One turned around because, quote: "The President got stuck in the airplane toilet. He's like all the way in there. We're trying to pull him out but he keeps pissing and shitting all over himself. It's a total mess."

All Far Side comics are just science we don't understand yet. See also: thagomizer.

My body is a machine that turns car keys into lost car keys.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

oh no baby what is you doin

"The moral arc of the universe doesn't bend; it is bent."

"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."

rest in peace dr west i don't know where i'd be without you

We've had lasagna, yes, but what about *second* lasagna?

As a Spaghetti-American, I salute you.

Heard a grandma at daycare pickup talking about spraying down ICE vehicles and driveways of local ICE officers with hoses because it's about to be in the negatives. MAGA stuck their dick in the hornet's nest.

The absolute accuracy of this.

I am going to have e a good day today out of spite

We gotta update that curriculum.

Microwaving my lunch in plastic Tupperware again because it feels like I'm more likely to die in the revolution than to live long enough to die from microplastics.

If you’re cold, they’re cold, but you don’t have to let them in. - The third amendment

Average Sunday show interview: OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats HOST: how will you pay for it? OFFICIAL: tariffs HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed HOST: thank u for ur time

good call

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

oh heritage americans want this, real southerners believe that, shut up nerd. i'm gonna give you a wedgie at the DAR picnic.

They kicked Nazis out of Minneapolis call that a fash-erole.

Inject this into my veins.

🚨BREAKING: Minneapolis protesters shut down a hate march led by right-wing agitator Jake Lang. "How do you spell Nazi?!?" anti-ICE protesters chant. LIVE NOW⬇️

Lmfao 😂 Jake Lang is experiencing the finding out phase in Minneapolis.

99 piss balloons, thrown into the winter sky 🎶

"All Is Full of Love" (dir. Chris Cunningham, 1997)

Mandalorian waking up in the morning like "this is the day."

“Do not engage in a winter campaign in bitterly cold areas. You will lose not just your army, but most likely your throne.” - literally every military historian ever “GET IN THE CAR, LOSERS, WE’RE GONNA INVADE MINNESOTA IN LATE JANUARY” - the Trump administration

Stick this directly in my veins

As part of the Cedar Riverside Protection Alliance, “Mamas of Cedar” patrol the neighborhood, educate residents of their rights and provide food for those who need it.

alright here you go

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Boobytrapping the ICE hotels in Minnesota

The Black Panthers in Philadelphia have initiated armed community defense initiatives to counter ICE kidnapping raids within the city. (January 15, 2026) ✊🏽✊🏿✊🏾

Yub Nub as we roast unidentified meats over the flames of a burning ICE SUV.

"We Beat 'Em Before... (Portland's Version)" This idea came to me late. I think it fits really well since Portland Frog Brigade literally carries no weapons and yet ICE has no idea how to respond to them. Just feckless incompetent goons all around.

We have received reports that protestors are luring agents to a special hole that causes the barrel of their weapon to emerge from another hole that is behind their buttocks.

Minneapolis residents are painting tunnels onto brick walls and ICE agents are running into them. This is not funny.

I quite enjoyed this bit

Holy hell, what an obituary

Imagine doing a PhD in electricity, just so you knew how to blow up nuclear power plants and heavy water-producing facilities. “I learned from them very early that what one does with Nazis is kill them... I am not a pacifist.” A profile in absolute courage.