i know scholars generally say that waymos only do this when they understand severe distress, but that is actually untrue. male waymos engage in self-harm only during mating season in an attempt to establish dominance

everything is casino

Referring to getting gas as "paying my World War Plus subscription."

buttballs

Oops.

"He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby be a cum monster," or whatever Neitzsche said.

You were my brother, Bluesky! You were supposed to SAVE democracy!

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr.

Oh my god

new: sheriff tom dart is quietly pitching the cook county board on two new surveillance systems that could be approved as soon as thursday. dart wants $2 million for a software that uses ai to monitor the jail’s cameras for drug use and nearly $1 million for more flock license plate readers.

The brain is where the stupid is stored.

So im sitting here watching the "Lord of the Flies" miniseries on Netflix. And there's one point in the second episode where the boys break off into the famous military chant. We all know it. The sing-songy "sound off, one-two" type chant. Do you know where that comes from? 🧵

McConnell denied Garland a vote nine months out under the guise that there was an election soon and then jammed through Coney Barrett a week before Biden won. They have been flipping the bird to the concepts of norms and fairness for decades and the democrats have done jack shit to fight back.

NEW: A recent 60 Minutes report highlights the need for journalists to avoid unwittingly playing into hate-group propaganda. www.hatecomestomainstreet.com/p/fun-in-fas...

thinking about this tumblr post (www.tumblr.com/bumblebeebat...)

I'm not here to argue I'm here to be a fucking idiot. I think I'm doing pretty good.

This line is a banger. Is class-consciousness going to be my gateway into learning about manga?

Excited for manga-accurate Major Kusanagi dropping lines like this:

My wife is waiting for Target to go under so she can pick the blanket aisle clean during the bankruptcy sale. She gave up the Target blanket aisle in solidary and I don't know if I can explain to you how big a deal that is.

Take that, people who think we're not taking this site seriously. IM SAVING HUMANITY. GET FUCKRD.

me to my stress ball whenever i see my enemies: 🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪🫩🫪

I’ve made the “if we’re both not married by 35 let’s just have a baby together” deal with 5 different men!

I am being CANCELED and ATTACKED by my creative partners and also romantic partner for teaching them about the noble art of jizz-wailing and this is what the woke left wants

I'm mad that it doesn't rhyme with Santa-virus or Fanta-virus.

New drug discovered. Highly addictive.

the tech world has genuinely not grappled with how many people despise them and what they make

"Sunday Morning Comin' Down" (written by K. Kristofferson, 1970)

Kids this is how you write a headline www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Remembering specifically this guy’s mom on Mother’s Day.

I wish you well in your adult literacy journey

i love you grain weevil

One thing has led to another, and now I have a folder full of news headlines about people getting beaten off. I offer no apology at all.

when a golfer yells “fore!” it is short for “show us your foreskin!”

"momflation" is changing how we celebrate Mother's Day

I'm not interested in any video game that involves base-building. I have projects I haven't done in my real-world house I don't need projects I haven't done in my videogame house.

Motherfucker evolved legs and ruined everything.

When the Lexapro run out you really finna see something

Really makes you think……..

I'm sorry what!?!

I've been seeing a lot of disrespect for our beautiful mods who lay their lives on the line every single day to protect us from mean jokes and nasty language and any knowledge of them liking loli porn at work and other things like that. Enough!!! Respect the mods!!! WE LOVE OUR MODS!!! 🫡

Thought other politicians just hated Mamdami's guts so much because of racism, but he seems to be setting the kind of standards they Really don't want to meet so maybe he scares the shit out of them because he's showing everyone how easy it would be to actually do their damn jobs

This site is a tool for saving democracy and we need to take it more seriously.

One Punch Kid never came online to do a GoFundMe and pay for college. Just punched that little fascist kid on principle and rode off into the sunset.

Supervisor taking the day off. The bare minimum just got barer minimumer 😂

Don't worry, we'll use AI to figure out how bad the AI bubble burst will be

This is excellent writing. Welcome to the cursed knowledge section of the internet.

his name is Emmett