Can't say it hasn't been coming. The All Blacks seem to be playing on 2x speed #NZvsIRE

Batman vs Superman: Dawn Of Justice (Jesus, that f'ing title, man 🤦‍♂️) I went in with low expectations and they were still somehow not met. When it got to the "Martha" bit, I actually said "oh FUCK off!" out loud. Luckily, I was one of only about a dozen people in the cinema & got a few laughs tbf

So, you're telling me *THAT* is the better one?!... 😬😬😬

Dang they really got a category for everything

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Ok that’s funny.

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😏 #IYKYK

@secondcaptains.bsky.social Are we certain Ciarán "Jonah" Murphy wasn't at the British Embassy tonight?...

It's....

It's Declan Rice I feel sorry for... 😏 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

Laut-AIR-o, amirite... #ENGvARG

It was an absolute rocket of a hit but the nerd in me just loved that little touch Enzo takes to kill the ball before letting rip. Lovely stuff.

The Battle of the Peasants, by M.D. Hout, 17th c

Argentina absolutely bossing the breakdown at ruck time but if England can establish dominance in the scrum, they might get a try off set piece play... Wait, they're playing WHAT?... #ENGvARG

Any minute now, there's a real risk that a football match might break out... Any Minute Now

Daragh Moloney AND Ray Houghton on RTE comms? F*ck. That! #ENGvARG

Why does it look like Trossard has just seized power through a coup?

I respect France's commitment to not working on a holiday.

Dean Pelton would do a better job that Lucas Digne tonight... #FRAvESP

Very much conflicted here. 95% in favour of AI getting ridden out of town on a rail when it comes to IP theft. However, 5% of me would welcome a Skynet-style AI global dictatorship if it meant The Script were never heard from again

Sam Neil and Jeff Goldblum September Song, composer Kurt Weill

There’s a noticeable difference in emotional reactions for Sam Neill’s passing compared to other recent deaths. It’s really amazing the difference you can make to people’s lives by not being a thundering arsehole.

Seems like even your new pal Jesus thinks you're a c*nt, eh?

- Wayne Bridge, 2010

🎶 NANANANANANANANANA NA NA, BABY SCHJELDERUP, SCHJELDERUP, BABY SCHJELDERUP 🎶

South African Rugby 🤝🏼 An overflowing canal Not enough functioning locks

Tom O'Toole has ridiculously soft hands for a guy who looks like he hunts for his dinner with a bit of flint on the end of a stick #JAPvIRE

Would it be culturally insensitive to describe that as a "kamikaze" lineout? 😬 #JAPvIRE

I mean, sure, if you’re a fan of it, but there’s a time and a place.

New Ryanair policy incoming: "You want windows? That'll cost extra"

So it's Pau & Sale at home and Clermont & Leicester away for Leinster in Europe next season. Really wanted Clermont at home as their fans are amazing & unusually for the French, travel in massive numbers, so the atmosphere would have been absolutely fantastic in the Aviva for that one

Tell me you were dog-sitting for 5 days without telling me you were dog-sitting for 5 days... 🐕🚶🏼‍♂️🥵

Wow, the executors weren't slow about dispersing Ann Widdicombe's estate, were they?...

They only sell chips here...

yeah it looks impressive when it works, but it's really embarrassing if the food and drink isn't good.

I have very little interest in the World Cup Final half time show *HOWEVER* if, as this poster is suggesting, Justin Bieber will be powerbombing a baby, I might just tune in...

Oh, do fuck off, Humphreys

Set your faces to stunned, everyone... rugby365.com/countries/so...

Post from the Iran team

@noscoredraws.com 🤔

After thumping the USMNT 4-1, Belgium players take the piss out of Trump during their locker room celebrations, singing "YMCA" & mocking the so-called Trump dance. Soccer is politics by other means, no doubt about it.