Martinelli you F*CKING EEJIT!!! You DON'T push the ref you utter joker.

AHEM!!!

Kepa, you're blessed that Mosquera was doing his job.

To borrow a word from Brian Kerr, Munsters defence just there was absolutely woejus.

While that blond Poshy deserves a few clatters, Castres really shouldn't be losing the head here.

"You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?" "Yes, it's a regional dialect." "Uh-huh. What region?" "Uh, upstate New York." "Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'." "Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression." "I see."

And he'll save it for when Rennie is selecting his squad. I had to laugh at Leo mentioning that there were "moving parts" (with thanks to the recently released LinkedIn Jargon translator).

Unicorse, cad é an bia is fearr leat?

Ah f*ck off, really?

Thrilled to announce that I'm picking up the whistle again effective immediately and will be rejoining the Leinster Rugby Referees association! We've agreed mutually beneficial goals and are aiming having me assigned to the National Panel within two years.

Arrested while they went to visit the other gobshite in prison.

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Rest assured Owen, if any of your observations actually happen to be useful then the URC will have already spotted them and included them in their feedback for Hollie, Aimee AND Federico. Which is more effective than a former ref publicly scrutinising match officials in a national newspaper...

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Slept in my System of a Down shirt and woke up in the sky.

As they say: happy wife, happy life!

I'm looking forward to putting these together. 🤖🗡

What gobshite keeps on setting off that siren??? #ZEBvULS

Long shot but if anyone has 2 tickets for Laura Ramoso at the Olympia next month that they can’t use please let me know!! #ticketfairy #speirgorm

That Zebre player might be in a whole mess of trouble. #ZEBvULS

Tommy O'Brien. 👏🏻 The man is just something else.

I suspect it might be time for Tiger Woods to use drivers both on AND off the golf course.

It's kinda beside the point, but why do some Scarlets players have jersey numbers that are greater than 23? I've seen 26 and 39 for some reason. #LEIvSCA

It is 2009. Tiger Woods is involved in a car crash. It is 2021. Tiger Woods is involved in a car crash. It is 2026. Tiger Woods is involved in a car crash.

Kinda surprised that the TMO didn't look at a collision on JVDF. He was clutching his head for a while before getting back into the line.

Tony O'Donoghue: "Do you think that was your last game for Ireland?" Seamus Coleman: "I'd never think of myself at a time like this." Not a word for word quote, but well said by one of our most influential players. #COYBIG

Look on the bright side, none of us have to delete 5 years' worth of social media now, seeing as we're not going to the USA. #COYBIG

It's the hope that kills you. #COYBIG

Where can a man get blood pressure medicine at this time of night? #COYBIG

The Fields. 💚🤍🧡 #COYBIG

Ok, we've 3 more subs to make. So between them and the rest of them being full of piss and vinegar, we might stand a chance. #COYBIG

BOLLIX!!!!!

Between Arsenal and Ireland, this season has me stressed to no end. #COYBIG

Is no one going to speak up about the sly foot to Seamus Colemans head? #COYBIG

How many times ref????? 🟨 #COYBIG

Both teams are playing with a sense of urgency. More of this please! 😍 #COYBIG

Fair penalty, unfortunately. Can't argue with that. #COYBIG

BANG!!!!! ⚽️ #COYBIG

Come on Ireland!!! 🇮🇪💚🤍🧡 #COYBIG

Met Éireann has issued a Yellow Pub Warning for the entire country from seven o'clock this evening saying conditions will be "jammers."

Another win for the bad guys.

No context spoiler for the latest episode of Invincible. ⚫️🟡🔵 youtu.be/Vz63lIaIKYM?...

Arsenal are coming back to Dublin. 😊🇮🇪 Hopefully with a few winners medals...

Couldn't help myself.

I suspect that'll be Kepa's last game for Arsenal.

Normally I dislike 5:30pm kick offs, as they clash with the dinner and bedtime routine for the kids. I'm thankful for it this evening though. Don't think I'll be watching the highlights of that one.

Look, I'm saying nothing as I'm a former ref. #GLAvLEI