London Fields Lido on my non-working day, go on 😎

Hacks 🥹

€80m for Antony Gordon? Mad. However, please do it Barcelona because even a Premier League title wouldn’t soothe how annoyed I’d feel if we made that purchase.

The away kameez 🔥

It’s imperative we start calling Michelle Kang by her true name… the Evil Michelle Kang.

Just watched Fever Pitch, starting to think my content consumption might be troubled by the factor of “having to go to work tomorrow”

Bullying works because Bunny Shaw has just signed a new contract with City.

Watching your team lift the trophy with your mates… that’s good actually.

i cannot believe this is real

Where is the trophy lift stream on Sky Sports?

Have been believing in the @stephenkb.bsky.social woo of “Arsenal don’t win the league if Spurs get relegated” and have to say, it was real.

On my way to the Armoury and cheesing at every other fan I see in a shirt. Arsenal fans about to save the economy with the amount of people walking out with bags of merchandise.

Feeling very Nervous about living in a world without Hacks. It’s so good! What am I meant to watch?!

I’d have taken MLS over Djed Spence (but he’s 19, he’ll get his time. Also my club bias showing) but Spence over Lewis Hall and Henderson over Adam Wharton is wacky.

This should have been a red card for Delap. Referees are there to protect the players and this was a failure to do so.

Reading some of the England squad leaks

Phil Foden PR has finally failed against its final boss, Thomas Tuchel. We won.

Maguire feels like a pretty big (and strange) omission for England. He doesn't need to start every game but he's always been good for his country and dominates in both boxes. You've got Rice and Saka putting set pieces on a dime - why not lean into that?

Bridget Phillipson is a disgrace.

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Ok belter of a goal

I used to make fun of Japan legislating that phone cameras should make an obnoxiously loud noise when they take a photo. No, in retrospect, they were totally right and we should have done it too.

The greatest thing I’ve ever done tbh

Which legend brought this moving screen to the stadium?

At the end of the day, it’s who you spend it with. Champions!!!

Every stop on the train to Highbury and Islington more and more fans get on. This is so good. We should win the league more often.

There’s bottle… And there’s bottle. Vamos ❤️

The AFC in AFC Bournemouth stands for Arsenal Football Club

🏆

PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS

WE DID IT

Fear I’m absolutely about to collapse to my needs in Stratford Town Centre

not watching the match but checking the score every 30 seconds

I have the same feeling that I did when Stina scored the winner in the UWCL final (did I mention we won that?). Just pure fear.

Ohhhhh my god

Match has been on for two minutes and considering going for a run because I can’t cope.

Southampton getting kicked out of the playoffs is a real overreaction from the League IMO but if sporting sanctions are top of mind, perhaps the Premium League could look to their EFL colleagues and deal with some outstanding business.

Not really enough discourse about how smoking Mikel Merino looked last night so I’m here to say: Mikel Merino looked smoking.

mad that we all do this voluntarily. for “fun”. as a little hobby to relieve us of the horrors of the world. lady do I got horrors for you!

Burnley football club, I hope you are liquidated.

Mosquera is balling out

Right so is Paul Tierney going to card any of these lads for kicking the ball away?

WAKA WAKA

That deserved to be a goal

I went early on this

Why is my fullback there? (Complimentary)

Tube strike off but I didn’t want to commute to Cheam again tomorrow 💔

Mood

Got such a case of Sunday Scaries that I’m just sitting in my living room because if I don’t go to bed then it’s not work tomorrow. I am very normal.

Post-event McDonalds is so canon to the Union Chapel experience