I honestly have nothing but withering contempt for people like this. They are consumed by No Bedtime Socialism. It's atomised hyper-individualism masquerading as something collectivist. The people who suffer the most here are staff and consumers due to the impact it has on inflation.

me in 2015 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister vs me in 2026 hoping Ed Miliband becomes Prime Minister

The three InPost lockers I went to to eventually drop off my Vinted parcel are absolutely in no way worth the payout.

www.instagram.com/reel/DXevIQ5... ohhh boy I’m crying in the club right now

I want to like the Greens. A lot of people I really respect are voting (even standing!) for them. But come on, man. You have to do the reading

Mamdani has a lightning in a bottle thing that other politicians don’t have and that is: he is hot.

The thing about the ~events~ of Sunday is that I can’t fully enjoy what is going on at Chelsea and Spurs but Chelsea sacking yet another manager did bring a small smile to my face.

Goodbye LinkedIn Liam. You started as a manager and are now just an aged man.

Side point - but I feel the BBC article should probably have mentioned why Prescott was suspended and some of the concerns around him - this from Prospect and @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com Rather than just doing the 'John Prescott's son is now in the Greens!' thing

New series of Interior Design Masters, hooray. A show that I love but where my opinion of what good is so at odds with the professionals every single episode.

Leicester doing back to back relegations the same night as a ten year anniversary of winning the league is quite camp, actually.

Who gave a TfL busking spot at London Bridge to a guy on the fucking bagpipes

Woman on my train comparing contraception on ChatGPT. To which I say: welcome to motherhood.

As a good heuristic for life, 'is this how I would have approached this activity ten years ago? Because if so, I should consider changing it' is a good way to either save money on things you no longer need and/or enjoy the fruits of your greater success.

Sell Martinelli for £1, I don’t even care anymore.

At least we’ll all die one day, that’s something.

Pep is going to send Donnarumma back down the mine he grew up in so quickly.

Raya bozo moments are going to put me in the ground.

Is anyone else’s Sky Sports feed glitching every five seconds? Don’t know if this is a my satellite issue or a broadcaster issue. Also I want to die already.

What is going on with this Sky Sports feed?

Funny

I like Parkrun because it caters to people like me (keen but slow) as well as those who are just good but every week I try and find the funniest person to be overtaken by and I think woman in her 60s pushing a double running buggy takes the biscuit.

Found myself annoyingly moved by Frank Lampard talking about Coventry getting promoted.

Feeling very blessed that Hacks is back.

Angry women don’t kill men whereas angry men regularly kill women. Maybe if reciprocal violence starts happening, we should care.

Maybe I'm an authoritarian at heart, but this is something (along with illegal number plates) I'd come down hard on. Use ANPR as much as we can. Make sure it gets enforced.

What’s Sadiq doing about the epidemic of men not taking off their rucksacks on the tube? Is there a plan in place for that?

Was it beautiful football? No. Are we through to a UCL semi final? Yes. Do I want to be put in a coma and shown the results at the end of the season? Also yes.

Hitting the Madueke Gyokeres Martinelli button one more time in case it works (it will not work)

You ever just smile that Mariona Caldentey plays on your team?

Maybe football isn’t 100% dreadful

McIlroy goes back mto back but made it so hard for himself, we love a stubborn king!

The Masters is so good but so LONG.

JD Vance, are you free in October

Supermajority now looking likely.

Pivoting to golf to forget about football. Remembering that I love Justin Rose who is a three time Masters runner up

Does anyone want me to rap, lift the mood a bit

I think about this a lot. Have we not suffered enough?

My page count always goes up after Arsenal lose because I simply do not want to engage in any internet content. I’ve nearly finished the new Alan Hollinghurst off the back of these three weeks.

A 12:30 kick off will absolutely ruin your weekend.

Ughhhhhhh

Raya bozo moment there nearly put me in the ground.

are we airsenal because this is sloppy

Ughhhh

Ref Cam is going to give me a seizure

I did the bridge one and now I feel sick.

My two local Parkrun options are either: run through a wood and get caked in mud or run on pavements but you have to go over the Green Bridge four (4) times 😭

Last two games have been Mavropanos’s best performance for Arsenal and he left six years ago.

DINOOOOOS

Is it beyond the wit of man to clean a car without blasting the radio excessively loudly? On this road: apparently yes.