Sometimes being on the train, noise cancelling headphones are not enough, I need you to rip my ears off.

Bukayo and Tolami, that’s my Royal Wedding.

Not to act like I’m the first person on earth to discover music but on literally every single of LUX by Rosalia, I’m basically moved to tears.

if someone had recently given a speech as eloquent and intellectually complex yet clear-minded as the Thatcher speech Stephen mentioned, it would have led to Harry Cole hitting his big red head like an angry chimp and writing in the Sun that Big Words Bad Why Hate Britain Like This? Boo!

Whose third minute opener Grok?

The Madueke badge tap, brother may I ask one more favour of you for Sunday?

That’s right.

Vincent Kompany dressed like a fisherman who has come ashore unexpectedly.

NELLI

Assist as pretty as him ngl

Noni Noni Madueke

THAT ISN’T A FOUL

HOW

Blood! They made my boy bleed!

The disappoint is actually too much to think about at time isn’t it. Whole adult life wanting this to happen. And this is it. Woeful.

Well I’m afraid it really is over, folks. Just not cutting the mustard.

Tourism tax, hook it into my veins mate.

You know this govt deserves to be unpopular but hard to avoid the conclusion that it gets treated by the bbc like a govt that decided to nuke a old persons home when its just sort of shit

Adults shouldn’t drink milkshakes, grow up.

Most first-term governments have a disastrous first year. It's the 'not visibly having learnt any lessons from it' that is new.

No. Strangle this idea in its crib, don't let it grow like the "brain not fully developed until 25" stat

Quick question to people who have been to Venice: is it worth it in the winter? Can it be done in three days?

As someone who has family living in Blackpool and therefore has visited many times, the fetishisation of it in the annual Strictly trip up there absolutely sends me.

Dare I say, game’s gone.

Above inflation rise for pensioners in the Budget? Oh I’ve become the Joker.

I 4-1 would hate to be a Spurs fan

😝

I think this is called “letting it all work out”

SIR EBERECHI EZE

Not Tross 😞

The Arsenal. What a tifo. What a picture.

Boris Johnson was right about one thing, Peppa Pig World slaps.

Taking my daughter to Peppa Pig World for her third birthday tomorrow and that will still be less stressful than the North London Derby tomorrow.

NO ONE SAY A WORD.

Who is doing DfE comms and can they stop immediately

I enjoy cricket on a very surface level because I don’t know loads about it. One thing I know for sure is that Ben Stokes is That Guy.

Why have I got sucked into watching an interview with Mikel Merino and Martin Zubimendi, which is being conducted entirely in Spanish? Go to bed girl.

Imagine how funny it would be if this match had to be abandoned due to a power fault when Chelsea have largely been playing better than Barcelona. Not getting pumped 4-1 is basically victory.

If you are going to insist on playing music through your phone at full volume on the train, play LUX by Rosalia.

Yay!

Yeeeeooo Russo

Have we considered scoring a goal?

Actually just felt really moved remembering AWFC vs. Real Madrid last season. One of the best games for AWFC at the Emirates ever imo.

As much as I enjoy Scottish pain, I love KT 🥰 So pleased for him.

Reading about Mary Fowler’s experience at Montpelier. Liquidate that club.

I need to Rosalia perform the whole of Lux in an old church. Is that available to me?

The British economy is organised around a series of Delay Repays (anyway I’ve just entered the cash window 🤑)

8am train from Euston, welcome to hell.

Washing machine with TWO error codes tonight and I am so glad I didn’t cancel that warranty 😭