It was only a week after Jo Cox was killed that Farage was crowing about Brexit being won "without a single bullet being fired", something I remember every time he opens his mouth to whine about how awfully terribly badly he's being treated.

Third red card in three for Chelsea.

This is how I pronounce Bodo/Glimt.

Osimhen, all that work to mess it up at the end. Shoddy.

Managed to coax toddler into the bath by getting in as well which is a lovely experience splashing each other but also absolutely freezing as the water is about a third of the temperature I have it at.

Joe Hart is a smart pundit on MOTD but if you have to slow it down and see things at multiple angles, it’s not a clear and obvious error!

On an adrenaline level of 0 to Reiss Nelson at Bournemouth, I think I’m at a 9.

Eddie Howe, Jason Tindall, Sam Fender, the founder of Greggs, your boys took a hell of a beating.

JUSTICE!!!!!!

Check the bank account of this refereeing team my god

I just saw a slow motion on Lascelles putting his hands all over the place of an opposition player and it wasn’t a foul? Cool cool cool.

Timber running through two guys like he was doing gauntlet on Gladiators

Sub Calafiori off. I cannot have my beautiful horse getting a second yellow.

That’s the biggest dive I’ve ever seen from Gordon 😂

Robbed by VAR and now of course Newcastle score despite us playing so much better.

FUCK OFF. I hate these bastards.

Is this referee a fucking towel monitor too?!

Off the post 😩

My head is on Mars, I can’t lie.

Worse than pathetic from VAR.

It's as clear a penalty as you will ever see. "Desgracia Part 2"

HOW is this being sent to VAR? Worst league in the world.

Newcastle Away is probably my least favourite fixture of the season. Horrible bastard team. Hope over expectation though!

Michelle goal assisted by Rosa? I’m moved.

Yay! 🌹

EDDDDDDDDIE

You may have heard me say “we are so back” but just to confirm, it is so over.

Football is annoying, actually.

Getting on the Overground in East London is a fascinating exercise in “what event are you going to?”

12pm kick-off is not football, it’s a breakfast meeting.

Awful news.

Just did the biggest silent “VAMOS” in the office.

If I do draw something from this match it will be a badge that says “I stayed awake for the entirety of Port Vale Arsenal 2025”

Trossard whenever he comes off the bench

Trossard again ole ole

Booing Saka for no reason 🤨 We know what you are.

Two of the best games I went to last season were League Cup games. I hope we progress and get a home draw.

Eze 🥰🥰🥰

Hit my reading goal for the year. There is one single upside to a horrendous commute and one single upside alone.

A bus instead of funding for the Bakerloo line extension. Britain!

Huntington's disease has been successfully treated for the first time, doctors tell BBC

Scoring then taking your shirt off to get sent off, quite iconic to be honest.

12 months for sexually assaulting a child, we have fallen so far from what justice is meant to be: www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cp...

Feel like nothing triggers me more as a parent than other parents just whacking on an iPad full volume on a train. I understand what it’s like to try & keep a child chilled out in public. I go to great pains to make sure I don’t inconvenience anyone, only to be completely inconvenienced by it myself

#Arsenal 🔴⚪

Well this feels like a real monkey paw moment for my “I hope Ethan Nwaneri gets some more minutes” thought.

Salah not even on the podium is madness.

Boooooo.

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