In fake science news, I deeply believe that this can all be spiritually drawn back to those home fans jumping up and down when City scored against Spurs at the end of the 23/24 season.

“17th I don’t know how, we won it in Bilbao” you don’t know how? Oh I have some ideas.

Ok I know we were all joking but if Arsenal [do the thing] and Spurs get relegated, is there a plan in place for that?

Everybody Hurz

Wow!!!

Scummy behaviour from the IPC www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articl...

Huge cheers from the Arsenal end as it's confirmed City draw 2-2.

VAMOOOOOOS

Robin Wales being the “big Labour defection” is so funny, he’s not been a council leader for eight years and was deselected. He’s just… a guy!

The earliest St Totteringham’s Day ever and a hard fought derby win against Chelsea makes for a good footballing Sunday. I actually fear what might happen if Arsenal [do the thing] and Spurs get relegated. You’d have to peel me off the roof of the Emirates.

Norgaard and Havertz coming on - Handsome FC has so much depth.

WOBES

Labour's lost votes almost matching the entirety of the Green gains? How could Election Mastermind Morgan McSweeney not have predicted this?

I mean I know we all thought the McSweeney strategy was boneheaded but now we have actual scientific proof of its lunacy

Never Let Me Go is one of my favourite books ever and Dominic Sandbrook is one of favourite writers so this podcast is really ticking my boxes. open.spotify.com/episode/7EMV...

Great gøal

How did that not go in?! Physics found in the mud.

Beating Bodo/Glimt isn’t for everyone.

I arranged [element of logistics] for our staff conference today but am not in the place overseeing that bit so am just vibrating on the tube hoping that the people I paid to do the thing turn up.

Unprecedented levels of content are about to be consumed.

Oh fuck off, I barely had the chance to enjoy the Eze goal.

We were absolutely dominant and have had to stop play because of an IT issue 😡

Who is taking one for the team and holding their phone up for 90 minutes at Meadow Park and streaming this on TikTok?

UK based Arsenal Women fans, can we even listen to commentary on the Arsenal app? Or is this game just happening in a space that simply cannot be accessed?

Newcastle are not getting anything from this game so I need to stop staring at BBC Sport in hope.

Curl, it’s so confusing sometimes.

Smashed through Reality Check and yes, Tyra Banks probably should be at The Hague.

Swampstead Flats ParkRun

Just watched Citizen Kane (another step through my “films to watch in 2026” list) and yeah, wow, just excellent. Also, the writers of The Simpsons simply love Citizen Kane don’t they.

The People’s Princess

Why is every third story on the BBC website a sob story? This could be neatly summed up as “your investment could go down as well as up.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why is every third story on the BBC website a sob story? This could be neatly summed up as “your investment could go down as well as up.” www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

No, no sympathy actually. She gave him £12m to pay for everything to go away. If she was still alive, Andrew would not be facing any consequence because she protected him.

Whoaaaaa

Have been sitting on my sofa in silence since full time, feeling like this.

Arsenal are doing this unironically and it is annoying.

Martinelli, it is time to go.

Absolute car crash. Do they want it or not?!

Fuck OFF.

More like, no Bueno.

Piero Hincapie, the Arsenal get excited when they see you play. It’s strange that this feeling grows more and more, cos we never had a player come from Ecuador.

Not the Greens doing a press call to welcome McAsh into their party 🫣

Mosquera (their one) is a real melon.

Piers Morgan’s annoying son should try walking a mile in my shoes

BUKAYO

Someone get a towel to whoever is filming at Meadow Park

This is absolutely true, and why, in times past places just got abandoned. The other thing I'd add is that where an answer does exist, its often "high speed travel to big city and lots of housing", and guess what people also don't want.