Ø captain, my captain.

Norway are a super fun team. At least we can get the Gabis back for a rest.

I love seeing Paraguay get dumped out almost as much as I love seeing France advance.

I love Mbappe. Proper winding up these Paraguayans.

Fuck Paraguay and fuck this ref for enabling this shit.

Get in! Allez les Bleus!

Absolutely a penalty

It's like that age old Stoke City adage: if you can't beat them, BEAT them.

The red and white stripes are very on-brand for this level of cuntery.

Paraguay...

It's great to have a number 4 in the Arsenal midfield again.

Kane is such a dickhead

Just straight up cheating.

Barcola and Guimaraes to Arsenal, yeah? Let's just keep assembling ex-OL players.

Well that was absolutely coming!

C'mon France. Send Gyökeres for a nice rest. Allez les Bleus!

That shootout momentum was all over the place.

This penalty shootout is wild.

I really need Robert Eggers to adapt Moby Dick, with Willem Dafoe as Ahab. Fuck it, Robert Pattinson as Ishmael.

Beautiful strike from Mbappe!

The Arsenal set piece strategy only works with an Arsenal defence, guys.

Noni winning a set piece. Goal. Dec taking a set piece. Goal. Arsenal. Ruining international football.

That Declan Rice is pretty good at set pieces, huh?

Never mind the rest of the squad, Olise + Mbappe is a cheat code.

Lovely start for France 😁

MBAPPE!

"Barcola can't finish" 🤫

France always takes a little while to get going. That's more like it!

Allez les Bleus!

This is what you get for not starting your Arsenal players.

This World Cup is having a pretty good run of great goals so far.

Bouaddi to Arsenal, please and thank you.

🤢😡 Bring me Batlle to forget this nonsense

I just want it to be next season already.

just unreal scenes.

Fuuuuuck. Katie McWho?

🚨The Arsenal parade held over 1.5million fans which officially makes it the largest event ever held in the country. Arsenal fans, simply incredible. London will forever be red. ❤️

When they said we over celebrated during the season, it’s because they had no idea what an Arsenal celebration actually looked like.

Wonderful vibes :)

Yes but Rwanda. Yes but Emirates. yes but Kroenke. All of which/whom I've been writing/speaking about for years, and will carry on doing. But I'd have thought that, even in the moral quagmire that is club ownership in 2026, a sense of proportion could prevail. Judging by some replies, clearly not.

I'm so proud of the team. We reached two finals, fell short and won the Premier League. Phenomenal season. First League title in 22 years. First CL final in 20 years. We're all down right now but make you sure make plenty of noise for the men's team and women's team tomorrow. ♥️

We'll always have...

That's football. Shit happens. Gabriel? The best player tonight. This said, whoever is rejoicing in the success of a club built on the money of a dictatorship holding together through the systematic exploitation of 90% of its population should take some time to reflect on their world view. Bisous!

🏆

To the fans going to the parade tomorrow, show the boys some extra love. They've earned it.

Damn proud of this team. Battled until the end. We go again next season.

Raya! 🥹

Whatever happens here, these players are heroes. Feeling damn proud of them. COYG.

Fucking Raya man