Into the Mystic really is that bitch

It's funny that the main criticism of the Ballon d'Or Feminin is that the panel don't watch football outside of Europe, when it appears they don't watch football in Europe either

Everyone in my group chat queuing up to take the piss out of the bdo list

AND I DIDN'T ENJOY A SINGLE ONE OF THOSE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY EPISODES SET IN PARIS ACTUALLY!!!

It would've been nice for Mario to have an award, but it's for the greater good that we all get to just take the absolute piss out of this silly institution instead I reckon

I dabbled in taking France seriously for a minute there but now I'm back

I'm saving all my head loss for Sarina sufferball Wiegman beating her fellow countrywoman in the coach category

Stina Blackstenius I will avenge you

This is Renee’s fit for tonight btw

Four of ours in the top 10 is so beautiful to meeeeeee 🥰

Hearing from my inside man that the bdo have made a last-minute change to the shortlist and Katie Reid is taking it

I’ve convinced myself Mario’s taking it tonight so the crash-out if she doesn’t will go off

Deeply funny to watch one of your best mates explain the champions league draw to Kim lol

The She’s the Man vs Bend It Like Beckham debate has reminded me of this historic moment

Sounds like we’re going to Lisbon from North London (where we won the Champions Leeeeague)

Some of the girls at work hosted a Summer I Turned Pretty watch party for the last episode so I went because I love a collective viewing experience, but the sex scene was soooo long and I was convinced my director would walk in the entire time. Excruciating.

JADE album last Friday, Raye single this Friday, Olivia Dean album the week after, then Taylor the week after that is an incredible run of music drops for me personally

Everton 0-0 Jessie K, there are brighter days ahead girlie

My squad 🥰🥰🥰🥰

These two know ball

She’s training to uplift my spirit

It was so good to be home. ❤️

Hard to believe Liverpool can’t do better than this with Kerr and Kirby on the team

Love my friends, love football, love watching football with my friends.

Obsessed with Renee casually supervising Kang’s interactions with the Arsenal players 😂

I am literally so obsessed with Kim Little like that queen cannot ever stop, she is operating at a higher level than most can even comprehend

El @ Michele Kang after Kim did Kim things: you have signed 24 ancient midfielders but you have not signed theeeee ancient midfielder

The last time I heard The Angel was in the celebrations after we won the Champions League (which we won btw) so expect TEARS

Someone just waved very animatedly to us from another car on the M3 because they saw our Arsenal shirts and were clearly also on their way to the Emirates 😂

Already seen a “one last dance” Kim edit and it’s September DONT PUSH ME

that number can't be real, what good is disney money if your best player can be snapped up for under a mil. egregious business from acfc.

This is soooooo below value am I expected to believe that the multi-club ownership factor hasn’t come into play here

I really don’t think we’re signing anyone else this window and I’m sure everyone’s gonna be chill and normal about that tomorrow if so

I am eating up the soaps right now, I hope my nan’s proud because this might be a cry for help

He’ll be back Sunday 5th April

You don’t often see anything as ugly as this

Get your hair ties ready, gang

I'm just grateful all this Wally stuff happened after I got home from Switzerland. If we'd sold her early and then I had to see her beautiful face at every bus stop, shop window and billboard, I would not have coped.

There aren't words for Lia Walti. Feel like I spent the six years I've been supporting awfc banging the same drum, because so rarely did she get the praise she deserved. We are talking about one of the very, very best. Also, the joy of the (maybe) annual Lia Walti banger cannot be replaced. 💖

The way some people talk about Lotte makes me feel insane. Btw Leah was notttttt hot to go in preseason a year ago, but nobody locked her up for it bc it’s fucking preseason 🤪

My takeaway from today is that my agenda is on track

Every time a football club posts another tsitp tiktok, we move ever closer to awfc admin’s nightmare (asking Kim Little if she’s Team Conrad)

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

no one giving a fuck about chelsea’s invincible season and treble is cracking me uuupppppp

Lia Waelti is gonna have to move out to make room for that trophy

I know I’m meant to share the thing I worked on on LinkedIn but my confidence is at such a low rn to the point that it just feels painfully exposing to acknowledge it 🫠 very fun place to be!

Samantha Coffey I am once again asking would you like to be free of this sufferball and thrive somewhere else like maybe North London idk

I can't even glance at the bird site for a second until this Meado stuff blows over, just not a sane take in sight there

Kim Little not being nominated for the Balon d'Or in the same week that she also wasn't nominated for the Eva Longoria Award for Tiny Woman, Huge Impact reflects poorly on everyone involved