Positively salivating at the idea of it being 19 degrees at midnight tonight

I like this a lot. I see you Brighton. I like the cut of your jib.

Durham Women are saved! 🔵🔵 "Local businessman and South Shields FC Chairman and co-owner Geoff Thompson has agreed to acquire a majority shareholding in the club - securing its WSL 2 future for the 2026/27 season and beyond." (non X post cos if you copy screens from X we're not friends)

I'm sleeping downstairs with the windows open, two fans and my white noise machine on. I reckon if a neighbour walks past they'll think a plane is taking off.

Our infrastructure is not set up to deal with extreme heat, so when temperatures go above around 25 degrees, we literally can't cope. OH, you mean..

Sometimes, the other team is good

Unhinged hydration break DJing

We're all miserable about the heat except for this diva

Truly mind boggling. Couldn't believe my eyes on the pass, then how on earth did he get that in the net

Simply unreal

As the proud owner of a recently dead Dad, I loved Emma Hayes' shout-out to her departed old man. She's great.

Would pay any amount of money to have Emma Hayes as a mentor/life coach. We'd have a call every Monday morning. Sometimes life advice, sometimes football tactics.

I'm afraid I don't accept that offside.

Probably LCFCW's fault that I habitually find the positives in even the worst of circumstances, but I don't actually think that was that bad a half from Scotland 😅 floodgates could easily have opened, they did manage to put a bit of pressure on. Keep it up and could easily be back in the game.

Oh

Great finish 🫣

Had a full on toddler tantrum when I got home from the hairdressers, I thought she'd completely fucked it (not my usual stylist, was on her own and trying to deal with another client, I had very little time myself), only to go back to the mirror 10 mins later and decide I like it. Hormones are fun!

Whatever the surrounding drama, I really don't see the point of over-analysing Earps' move to LCL. Makes sense for both parties commercially. Still a solid keeper. And ultimately, I think people will secretly love having her back, making her a bit of a panto villain given the aforementioned drama.

Funny how no one noticed it looked like Emma Hayes was in a makeshift kitchen until last night.. wonder what could've changed in the viewership for this suddenly to become a widespread observation? 🤔

The two goals in the second half have been brilliant, are we... fun to watch?

Mr Brightside for the hydration break, game's gone

Maybe we were all Set Piece FC

It's fine guys, remember Georgia Stanway against Haiti

Oh god Lee Dixon's going to be extra insufferable because it's England isn't he

the moment in the Fox post-game and it was a spot on analysis by Thierry Henry over how much CR7 cost them in one play

Lol and also lmao

Hahahahaha

Reminder: Marta holds the all-time World Cup scoring record, men’s or women’s, with 17 goals 🐐⚽️

Brilliant signing. Think she'll fit into that team and what they're trying to do perfectly. Big loss for Villa though, they need to make some moves this summer.

Catching up on the highlights from overnight. Heard good things about this kid Messi, think he could be the breakout star of this tournament.

Fuck me what are they going to next?! Triple somersault into a bicycle kick?

Oh stop it

Yeah that's a lovely goal

First shot on target in the 52nd minute with that front 4

Don't want this hydration break if you're Egypt - Belgium rocking!

Crying at Vozhina crying

Hope we're all a bit in love with this guy x

The Hydration Break, bought to you by Emma Hayes and her chalkboard. OBSESSED

Seen this Netherlands kit before

Wait, Tijjani Reijnders is at the World Cup? I thought once the season had finished he'd return to his actual job running a speakeasy in 1920s Chicago

This kind of shit really grinds my gears. It's not going to kill you to have a bowl of cereal. Demonising any kind of food is unhealthier than just eating it as part of a sensible diet.

Oh my word

Brazilian midfield is absolutely honking

After all, a draw is the most neutral result

Was an untenable situation at Bayern considering she's feasibly good enough to be number 1 but couldn't get past Mahmutovic. No idea what's going on with Endler's contract but does she actually stand more of a chance at Lyon?

Tf is wrong with Sweden?!

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I completely get that Putellas to LCL feels a bit like polar bear in Arlington Texas vibes, but it does make me laugh when people think she'll be completely thrown by the idea of playing in Bromley or at various away grounds, as if all Liga F sides play in 30,000+ seater stadiums 😂

Nothing would bring me more joy than to watch this guy bottle another major final

A rambly little ditty I just wrote with a beer in Palma airport