I simply love Stu McCloskey

Guys, I know the weather sucks, but if Prem Sport could sort out their audio channels over Belfast that would be fantastic!

Jac Morgan chatting to the mascots... stop being so nice and let me hate you 😭😭

Three really interesting games left for various reasons: Ulster v Ospreys for obvious Irish biased reasons. Quins v Sale for Leinster reasons. Newcastle v La ROG for comedy reasons of two teams who never thought they'd meet each other.

Bulls decision making 🤦

Prem sport cutting to an interview with a guy taking about taking a shit and getting hot chocolate while the bulls have a 5 metre lineout... This station is such dog shit 😂

Bristol would've been better off just not showing up

Someone needs to make sure Riddley has an escort out of the Mayol... the crowd is out for blood

Stormers probably have the best shot of any SA side to progress this weekend, Toulon at home is never ideal but their current run of form has been... less than ideal

I don't think there's anything I can say at the moment lest the gods of mockery turn their gaze upon me. But that was a rough day at the office for Munster

Jack Crowley is player of the match regardless of the winner

Beacons of hope for our Southern cousins - Jack and Ed. The rest of you can go for an early shower

Nank... for fuck sake lad

"Gavin Coombes had a good outing"... Would you actually give over you gobshite Zebo

Prem Sport production values shining through again, graphic pops up showing Munster have replaced their front... eh no they haven't?

I have never seen a player more disinterested to be on field than Coombes looked right there

Munster, you are aware this isn't tag rugby, correct?

Well that's game, two intercepts in one half. Ouch.

Castres have been devastating down the tramlines, if they could get just one more score and it's a grandstand finish

Oh Castres that was beautiful!

Only have half an eye on it, but looks like Castres did well enough to weather the sun bin period well and getting just enough scraps keep Northampton behind them?

Oh that was a very tasty try for Connacht!

Josh Ioane is done... that was awful to watch

What a defensive stand by Connacht!!!

Is it just me or Sam Illo really bulking up this season? 👀

Northampton's players need be wary of second-hand smoke with the amount of it the Premiere Sport pundits are blowing up their arses

I mean this with every fibre of my being. Fuck Pink News, platforming the Quisling rat who spearheaded the UK Labour party's anti-trans swing to the right. Who is responsible for denying gender affirming care to young people and making the lives of our trans brothers and sisters close to unbearable.

Well that doesn't look very pleasant at all

Just a reminder that ALL stations between Conolly and Dún Laoghaire are closed on Sunday!

It's awesome to see that the CC can still sell out a destination final like this! Raging I didn't get in early but flights and accommodation were horrific 🥲

Okay, well lets hear them out on this

Ports came through last week without injury, however the "further assessed" list has grown to include JOB, Ringrose, Furlong and James Ryan remains on said same list. RG's season is over with a ruptured ACL. This season can actually just go and shite.

In case my views weren't clear for folks who only found me through rugby: Fuck the State of Israel, fuck it's politicians with their little noose pins, fuck its settler colonial origins and fuck its apartheid legal system. From the river to the sea, Palestine must be and inshallah, will be free.

I need to find a Bulls jersey for this weekend... for reasons...

*Taps sign*

When in doubt you can almost always count on Zebre to make the worst possible decision to bail you out! #ZEBvULS

I think Hume can feel lucky that wasn't reviewed further #ZEBvULS

That has to be red, honestly glad to see a ref not bottle it by choosing go to the bunker #ZEBvULS

Do we think Everitt's contract renewal took the form of a meeting or a text with the his response just being "👍"

This match has been so thoroughly unserious #STOvEDI

Zebre become the first team to be eliminated from the race to the 8 - Bulls win and Munster BP's from today leave Zebre 28 points adrift of 8th with only a maximum of 25 left on the table for them

The bonus point was there for the taking... why would you kick that out 🤦🤦

Where the hell has Sean Naughton come from this season, he has been fucking fantastic

Scratch that, TMO check 👀👀👀

There's an annoying lack of urgency to Connacht's kick chase and it has led to both of Ospreys tries

Connacht's defensive lineout is the only thing going their way in the last 10 minutes. Couple of really soft penalties to give away and just not resourcing their own rucks enough means Ospreys are now camped on Connacht's try line again

If I've said it once, I've said it 46 times, but the new Clan Stand is actually gorgeous

Starting a petition for Irish URC presenters to be mandated to taser their British colleagues every time they say "Connaught"

Special word for Jamie finally starting in his best position for the first time in what feels like 2 years, he's so damn good! I cannot wait to see Jamie and Hugo on the field at the same time - Jamie at 12 and Hugo at 15

Question time, looking at the table, how many teams can we say are having a genuinely "good season"? For me it's two: Glasgow and Ulster. Yes I know Stormers are in second, but they feel a shadow of the team who team started off this season in flying form.