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Here we go with Leeds u21s v Fleetwood - Sky sports red button. #lufc

Also pls note that the signs including the word Plasticine instead of Palestine to avoid breaking the law This is what’s left of freedom of speech under the Labour party. Over 100,000 fascists were allowed to take over London but the Met police arrests over 1000 anti-genocide protesters instead.

Some good results for us this afternoon. Nice to see Scott "Scotty"Parker looking miserable!

Nicely worked goal from Chelsea. They are very much on course to finish 4th...

Idiot commentators on the Chelsea/Liverpool game suggested Harry Cahill could put his boots on and turn it for Chelsea. He's clearly not realised Raphina destroyed him a few years ago and ended his career! share.google/LbOEJAWumQQZ...

I see Ruben Amorim is turning that football club around.

We got what we deserved. A close-ish defeat. The gulf in class was bigger than the scoreline suggests. Still, we should get more from some of the other games. #lufc

The difference in quality is really apparent here. Delivery, let alone finishing, needs to be worked on, along with speed of action

Again.

Oooooffff that was close - twice! Good work. Keep it coming! #lufc

I think Spurs will win - the pace of the game will grind us down - but it's an encouraging half and we really could do it. #HedgingMyBets #lufc

I hate to say it, but Brenda is very much on it today, as with last week.

Fucking have it!!!!!!!! #lufc

That's DCL all over. Great work, made the chance, blazed it over. Just awful finishing, Matteo Joseph levels of composure. #lufc

Fuck off. That is all. #lufc

Fuckin everything online doesn't understand consent. "Would you like to turn on notifications? Yes / Maybe Later " NO, you fuckers. The word is NO. NO, NOW AND FOREVER.

What a magnificent legacy she has left. A wonderful example to us all. BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c9... 'An extraordinary legacy': Tributes after chimpanzee expert Jane Goodall dies age 91 - follow live - BBC News

I'm yet to see anyone who uses "fighting-age men" when talking about immigration who is not a massive racist.

Live footage of Yorkshire's premier wedding venue continues of the red button

The noise from the wham fans at Everton is incredible - they are never that loud at home!

Things only a comedian/producer would post: I AM LOOKING FOR A TRUMPETER IN BRISTOL AVAILABLE THIS WEEK. Long shot, but let me know. I will not block joke answers as some people do but I also won't laugh at them. I *might* roll my eyes indulgently.

Ah well, no more EA games for me, then. Saudi Arabia are now gameswashing after all their greenwashing and sportswashing and nobody seems to have the moral standards to resist them. BBC News - Gaming giant Electronic Arts bought in unprecedented $55bn deal www.bbc.com/news/article...

Nice td for Washington! The comeback is on!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaetc That was inevitable. Barcodes are still below us!

The barcodes have had that coming - it was inevitable that arse would score. These last few minutes are going to be manic.

Age yourself with a film you saw in the cinema as a kid.

There's someone in the crowd screeching like a ruptured herring gull at the Villa game. It's incredibly surreal!

Headless fucking chickens, not rhinos. Headless fucking chickens! Awful panic in that team.

Oh, Rhinos - what a ludicrous start!

It's a bit disappointing that there isn't a senior Royal doing the presentations at the Rugby World Cup.

Given the results so far, were gonna be last of motd again, aren't we?

Look on the bright side - we are above scum! #lufc

Oh fuck right off and stay fucked right off.

Oooooffff! Beauty of a shot from Longstaff! I thought that had missed by miles because the way the keeper simply didn't react! And fuck off var! #lufc

Joe!!!!! Fucking magic! And what a delivery too. #lufc

Fucking Aaronson can't even lay on the floor effectively.

DCL really is the new Bamford, isn't he? #lufc

Ok, that's great that Johnny gets recognised, but fuck me, that's an anticlimax. #lufc

How perfect that scum are no longer getting everything their own way. That really, really was a red by the laws of the game and then scumface in chief misses the pen after a 4 minute wait. Those years when old purple nose and his band of thugs bullied refs are over. Goes around, comes around, eh?

“Let’s call it for what it is: bullshit. The truth is, politicians have talked about little else but immigration for decades and in the most dehumanising ways. Polanski added: “Stop the boats’ is all we hear. Well, today I'm saying ‘stop the bullshit’.” www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...

One of the unexpected things I've learned from my advocacy for trans people is how malignant parts of the State can be, how it can misuse data for positively evil purposes. It's taught me people can't be safe with a digital ID card and so I've signed this. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

This Reform MP* knows what she's heard. *I know it's Rosie. Don't @ me.

The fucking BBC is at it again: in a story about Trump and Sadiq Khan, they used a couple of paragraphs to report what the frog-faced Nazi has to say about it. Not the LDs, or the Greens, or anyone else. Just him. The news section of the BBC needs a complete overhaul. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Useful reminder from Peter Kellner on the problems we refuse to acknowledge are getting better, and the politics of hopelessness that this breeds open.substack.com/pub/kellnerp...

It's worked again - the frog-faced Nazi has made an outrageous pronouncement and everyone is talking about him. His name gets mentioned constantly. Slag him off, by all means, but don't use his name or that of his PLC.

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We can't have the Rapture on 23rd - I'm going to see Mark Steel that night and it's #2 son's birthday the next day. It would mess everything up!

So the pathetically weak ref finally booked the Man City keeper for timewasting, which he's been doing since they scored in the first half. @michaeltsb.bsky.social will be raging at how long it took!