I cannot stress enough that is some rando responds to something you reposted trying to draw you into a “but have you considered” discussion of it, they are not acting in good faith, and you just block. Please, embrace the blue sky way. block. block. block.

I watched that madness with 6 Chelsea fans who were all cheering on Leeds, plus one Dutch guy who is a Leeds fan. Strange evening!

OH MY

I love Ao and want to marry him! A cracking draw, terrible goals given away but we responded with character.

As we say, it's the hope that kills you.

And the crowd goes wild (in the safari bar)! Brilliant work from (checks notes) Brenda!

Gotta say I was very worried when DCL stepped up, but that was a decent strike. We couldn't, could we?

That's not a pen. Willy was never getting that. But there you go. I'll have it!

We need to make subs now. Shake up the game. But he won't.

Oh for fucks sake. Awful defending But he looks offside...

Oh Joe! Of all the people!

Bogle isn't having his best game tonight.

Cracking left hook from Perri!

The closest I can get to the colours with anti-mozzie bands this evening! #lufc

Absolute scenes at the hotel bar on the far side of the pool as Villa score a very late winner! I've no idea if these lads are Villa fans or not, but I could hear the celebration from a long way off.

Once again, I give thanks to the sporting gods that I really don't give a flying fuck about cricket. I used to, in my 20s, but it disappeared from the telly shortly after I disappeared from Yorkshire and I realised I didn't miss it in the slightest.

Great, been up half the night with the shits. I suspect it was the local gin. Here's hoping I'm up to being more than 10 steps away from a toilet come 5.30!

I miss Bert Millichip and his velvety ball bag.

A long-tailed glossy starling and a bronze tailed starling. The British ones need to get their shit together.

He's been!

"You're just a load of bloody vultures!"

I hope @michaeltsb.bsky.social hasn't wrapped up propaganda yet. The scum fallout should be worth waiting for.

They'll do, wham. 1-1 and settle for that!

There's a band on at the hotel pool bar doing standard covers of MOR songs, with an African beat. The lass singing has clearly learned the words from listening to the originals. There's been some great wrong words! Careless Whisper: "silky feet have got no rhythm" my fave so far!

Well happy in a Gambian bar! What a win!

Three at the back, two up front, no Brenda. We've been telling him for weeks.

So THAT'S what he looks like! #Bornauw

Perri really needs to get someone else to take his kicks. He really is abysmal at them!

That was hilariously brilliant!

Oh god, is this going to be another switching off defeat?

They are seriously rattled. Keep it up, Leeds!

Pick that out!!!! Awesome stuff!

Now wind that cunt up quickly and get him a second yellow, the cheating Chelsea scum.

That final Fulham corner was worthy of 99.9% of ours. Utterly pathetic.

Citeh players fakng injuries all over the place. Cheating, miserable bastards.

That Fulham lad really deserves a hattrick!

A troop of red Colobus monkeys were in a tree near the pool this morning, adults & v cute babies. A small crowd had gathered so, as is traditional in safari parks in the UK and in the wild in Africa, two of them started shagging directly over our heads. Nothing was hidden! (Photo is not monkey-porn)

Who you looking at, mate? Yellow-billed shrike sizing me up! #AfricanBirds #TheGambia

100 dalasi is just a fraction over a pound (94/£1). Those prices are, it's fair to say, quite reasonable! I know I've only been here 24 hours but I love The Gambia!

Breakfast under the eye is a gang of cattle egrets (and cats. Everywhere cats!).

First morning in The Gambia: walked into the breakfast area of the hotel and there's a guy in a Leeds shirt! We get everywhere! #lufc

"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."

Just arrived in The Gambia. Hot, sweaty, tired, badly pulled calf muscle from an ill-advised sprint back to the transfer bus as I'd left my glasses on it, but mostly annoyed at discovering Liverpool only scored two! Bastard bin-dippers.

Time for an update please, @profanity.accountant you bean-counting cunt.

This is actually happening on the train I'm on. Bloke sitting with his gf constantly checking out the girl in the seat across the aisle. He deserves a slap!

Fergie time has become Pep time, I see. Fucksake.

Train stuck at Crewe so chances are I'll miss my connection at Piccadilly. On the plus side, the signal here is excellent!

Two up front. Well, well, well. #lufc

Penalty? Oh my...

Who knew that subs at half time were allowed?