Just another day in Norway. MOT! #lufc #ALAW #norway

Never in doubt.

I hope that this evening, over his coffee and cake, Daniel Farke has a well-deserved congratulator chuckle and smile to himself about staying up in the EPL. We knew you could do it. Well done sir #lufc

Was convinced we’d be going down to a final day nightmare, so this feels beautiful #lufc

Propaganda is going to be fun this week, can we have an extra long hammers and VAR special @michaeltsb.bsky.social 😂 #lufc

Right Leeds, let’s do the fucking Spuds tomorrow night now #LUFC

Yes #lufc

Very special fans at Liverpool. Booing their club because they're 4th. 🙄 #lufc

I see you got Faraged yesterday. Just let me know if you need a few longships to cross the North Sea and sort things out. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

And this is why Labour need to stop chasing the thick racist vote. Reform voters have no capacity for intelligent, critical thought

Dressed to kill (for the shirt). MOT from Oslo. #ALAW #lufc #leeds

David O'Leary was preparing, at 5pm the day before the game, when he took a call from a representative of Uefa's. They told him that, using video evidence, Lee Bowyer had been found guilty of 'gross unsporting conduct'. 25 years ago, #LUFC were in Valencia:

Despite what Farage, GB News, Daily Mail, Chris Mason, et al, will tell you, neither has the majority of England. We've still time to bring this self-serving charlatan up short. We've still hope.

The Champo is particularly shite this season it seems.

❌ Vote AGAINST the bill to stop workplace sexual harassment ❌ Stack the party with anti-abortion politicians - some opposing termination even if rape ❌ Push “pro-family” policies that put women back in the home I guess the question is… Do you hate immigrants more than you love your rights?

[Puts house on market]

Good to see that Scotland has not been taken in by Farage!

Okafor out for 2 games 🙄 #lufc

Labour, you had one job after the 2024 GE! Instead you’ve tried to out reform Reform and fucked it up! Stopping Andy Burnham from becoming a MP will prove to be the greatest act of self sabotage ever known!

Is Burnham/Milliband/Rayner the answer?? I don't know. Maybe not. But we know for an actual fact that Starmer/Mahmood/Blue Labour Together isn't. Why persist with this amoral, vicious, disagreeable, cynical rolling catastrophe that everyone hates.

I'm still seeing loads of Labour people on my t/l who are all like 'Well, it sucks obvs. But what you gonna do???' CHANGE SOMETHING. How many more warnings do you fucking want???

Look at the journos and broadcasters asking Farage about his £5mln today 🤷‍♂️ frauds the lot of them. Stop listening to their podcasts, don’t buy the books and games and turn off the radio and tv. They deserve zero platforms

Reform is a protest party. A protest against decency, integrity, kindness, expertise, and progress. It's a party of pettiness and hate, and it is made up of petty and hateful people from the grassroots to the very top. What it doesn't have is competence. So good luck with the bins and potholes.

I genuinely don't understand what the argument is for keeping him at this point. Even if you want the right wing, morally repugnant Blue Labour garbage to continue, Streeting would sell it better.

Michael Carrick won 16 of his first 23 games in charge of Boro, an incredible 70% win rate. He proceeded to take them backwards for the next two season. So hope he gets the Man U job #lufc

James Justins was better

What a team of fkin Shithouses Chelsea are. Only turn up when they can be arsed. Ego Central.

It’s embarrassing that we even conceded a goal to Chelsea. #LUFC

We not even in the equation anymore. Haha. Happy days! Palace joined the party now. 😀 #LUFC

Villa should get a 9 point deduction for throwing this game. Then when Forest dick them on Thursday and they miss out on CL we can all point and laugh.

I've always hated villa. Even more since I worked with a fan and he was a right lazy bastard. #lufc

Current Villa XG is 0.03. You could be forgiven in thinking they’ve thrown this game.

On the basis of this game, I hope villa get battered in their remaining games and drop out of the European places. #avfc

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If you were a West Ham fan watching this, you'd be fucking livid. Villa don't look bothered. Phoning it in, all over the pitch.

it’s worth reading every word of this brilliant, excoriating column by Fraser Nelson

😆 It's like an after-school maths club on here this evening #lufc 😆 Is it safe to say a Lahnden club is going down?

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Because of gold difference if West Ham don’t win, then we are safe! 

West Ham fail to beat Arsenal & it’s done. Flip flops out lads.

Ao looked more at peace with himself. #lufc Played very well. Support magnificent. Will mean a lot to the players. Well done, all of you.

… although, we were right timo be worried about the ref… #imbecile #lufc

Also smooth criminal at full time was absolutely ruthless. #lufc

Since 1st December, Leeds are 8th in the Premier League form table... 8th! #LUFC did what they needed to do tonight. But really, they have been more than solid for the past 5 months.

Okafor's goal 😍 That back heel from DCL, that cross from Bogle 👏🏻👌🏻 youtube.com/shorts/35td8...

@leedsunited.com

These local elections come down to a simple choice. Labour on your side, with your local Labour councillors working in partnership with a Labour government, or Nigel Farage and Reform, who would put your family, your NHS and your community at risk. #VoteLabour Thursday 7 May

May 7th vote tactical to stop Reform

CFC been to semi final 17 times since we were last there? World Club Champions. We froze a bit. We sorted it and they resorted to cheating. I'd rather be #lufc Wash your mouth out ,son...

One thing is for sure. We can't go into next season with two of our front three being pitiful finishers. #lufc