What a raid. The Norwegian Vikings demolished Italy 4-1 in Milano. First ever loss in å World Cup qualifier for Italy. #Norway #ALAW

I dont know what to say today so I’ll just post a photo i like. #ALAW #lufc

On days like today, I really have to remind myself of everything I love about this club. Bonds, friendships and memories beyond results. Till the world stops going around. #lufc #ALAW #Leeds #dirtyleeds

I usually don’t write things like this, but some Farking questions need to be asked. #ALAW #lufc

Yes!!! From the FOREST!!!!!! #ALAW #lufc

Matchday! C’mon Leeds! I’ve dressed up for you in my finest outfit. Surprise us! Put a smile back on my Leeds-face! #ALAW #lufc

It’s Fathers Day tomorrow. All I wish for is an ugly, boring, lucky win at Forest. #ALAW #lufc

I truly apologize for this, but….(whispering) ….COYS…. #ALAW

Making sure there’s enough Aass on Sunday. This is planning. No alcohol sold in Viking shops on a Sunday. MOT! #lufc #ALAW #aass

Just a few weeks now, and we’re here again. #ALAW #lufc

On Sunday I’m Lost in a forest All alone So I can’t see the game. #ALAW #lufc

Tyler Adams just scored his first premier league goal. I hate this PL-weekend. #ALAW #lufc

Farke’s «Al Pacino» motivational speech: «We fall back! We are boring! We pass the ball between us in a slow tempo AND TAKE NO CHANCES! We see if our opponent make a mistake AND HOPE WE GET SOMETHING! CMON GO OUT THERE NOW AND MAKE ME PROUD!» #ALAW #lufc

Here’s Leeds’ man of the match today: #ALAW #lufc

EMBARRASING! Fucking EMBARRASSING! FAEN I JÆVLAHÆLVETTE HELVETTE!!!! (Viking cursing) FUCK! #ALAW #lufc

We look so so so….daft & boring. My Leeds United, where are you? #ALAW #lufc #LeedsUnited

Me & my Aass are ready for kick off! LEEDS LEEDS LEDDS!!! #ALAW #lufc

My Saturday, visualised as data. MOT! #ALAW #lufc

I have managed to kill yet another week waiting for the next Leeds game. MOT from Oslo! #ALAW #lufc

Sound on & Watch this! At one of Scandinavia’s very best PR agencies Storm, I discovered this gem! Despite of protests from a few Man U supporters in their open office space (I won’t use «Scum» for obvious business reasons) I opened it and listened to LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS! 🎼🎼🎼 #lufc #ALAW #Storm

Just as the Premier League verdict on Man City is expected, @josimarfootball.bsky.social football’s most fearless magazine drops a 4-page ad with no words. Pep on one spread. Man City’s lawyers on the next. A minimalistic statement created by Supernordic Creative Studio. #Josimar #PremierLeague

Get to know Norwegian Aasses! In a normal store you can find fat Aass (blue), normal Aass (green), light Aass (white) and small Aass. That’s important knowledge if you ever travel to Norway. #ALAW #lufc #Aassbeer

Sunday reflections. I’ve found back to the winning formula: Enjoy a crisp Aass or three during our games. And that’s it. I will only ask the true gods for help when I want to curse another team. Sunday MOT from Norway. And a big Aass skål! #aassbeer #lufc #ALAW

Rivalry aside. Sorry Owl-folks! When me & my Norse #Leeds mates casted an evil Viking Galdr (spell) upon Sheffield by carving a RUNE curse onto the wall of the steel museum in March, our target was United, not you. We will try to be more precise next time, sorry for the inconvenience. #ALAW

Waking up early, feeling a deep gratitude for the club I love for not fucking up my weekend by losing on a Friday night. Thank you @leedsunited.com and a big MOT to you all. #lufc #ALAW #LeedsUnited

Our top scorer! #ALAW #lufc

MOTM! #ALAW #lufc #LeedsUnited

Puh! Well done lads. 3 points that’s all that matters. #ALAW #lufc

We need to get back into this game. Now! #ALAW

What’s happening? Is Brendan Messi now? #ALAW

RODON!!! 2-0!!! #ALAW

BRENDAN!!!! #ALAW

1-0, Brendan! Happy birthday!!!! #lufc #ALAW

CMON LADS!!!! #lufc #ALAW

Call Guinness 911! I just got the most badly poured Guinness in the history of beer! And that says a lot here in Norway! Lannister Pub, Oslo, shame on you! #lufc #ALAW #guinness

Matchday! It is raining more than in all Cure songs combined, but I’m confident that we will win tonight. I have decided not to ask the true gods for advice and strength after their miserable failure last match. I’ll go back to drinking Aass beer instead. Early MOT from Oslo! #lufc #ALAW

From my Sunday walk with my dog Louie Leeds. Viking coast. The real Kattegat. MOT from Norway. #lufc #ALAW

It’s Brendan’s birthday today. Happy birthday! Don’t blow any candles on your cake though. We don’t want you to get injured before Friday. #lufc #ALAW

What’s best for us? West Ham victory and we stay 15th and beat them on Friday? #ALAW #lufc

Was watching the Burnley game on my Mac and there was Heidi. And Christine 😂⭐️👍 #ALAW #lufc

I’ll repost myself. I guess Paraag is talking about January 2026. #ALAW #lufc

Mental rehab after yesterdays defeat. With my dog Louie Leeds. Let’s bounce back on Friday. LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS! MOT from the Viking coast. #ALAW #lufc

It’s a tough game. Paraag won’t be fired for the poor recruitments this summer. Farke will eventually pay the price for that. #ALAW #lufc

Double disaster today. Leeds lost. And Tik Tok censored our dancing squirrels. #ALAW #lufc

🎼You know you can't go on thinking nothing's wrong. Who's gonna score our goals tonight?🎼 #ALAW #lufc

I think I will have a proper meltdown now. #lufc #ALAW

Maybe next time, Brendan… #ALAW

Oh my… #ALAW

Ready! MOT! #ALAW #lufc

Visited my Viking ancestors’ burial grounds and asked the true gods about the Burnley game. They said: Brenna-leah = Old Norse for “burned clearing.” In Old English it became Burn Ley. The true gods smiled at me. “Leeds will burn the place down,” they promised. #ALAW #lufc