Feeling safe and not having to fear for your mental health the rest of the season is very unLeeds. I have to practice to enjoy it. Maybe see a shrimp…shrunk…shrink… #ALAW #lufc #leeds

Thank you Brentford you wankers! #ALAW #lufc

Looks like Ipppeswickk are going up. Always had a spot for them in my heart. My dear grandfather, the great and decorated war hero and sea captain Trygve W. Heisholt, spent long time in Ipswich during the war, and always spoke highly of that period, and Ipswich was his favorite team. #lufc #ipswich

If Rogers and Watkins duplicate Okafor and DCL, the weekend will be even more perfect. #ALAW #lufc

Dominic Backheel Lewin. Maybe our most beautiful goal this season. #ALAW #lufc

Will sleep like a premier league baby tonight. #ALAW #lufc

Massive massive massive credit to this man. #ALAW #lufc

LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!!!! #lufc #ALAW

DCL 3-0!!! 12th of the season. #ALAW #lufc

Okafor! 2-0! But this belongs to DCL! #ALAW #lufc

Should be relegated along with Burnley. #ALAW #lufc

Stach!!!! 1-0!!!!! #ALAW #lufc

Cmon lads! Get in! Skål! #ALAW #lufc

Matchday! I have an Aass beer issue. Watch the video for more details. 1 min. Sound on. Viking accent. #MOT #ALAW #lufc #Leeds #aassbeer

Matchday! Labor Day. Crush Burnley day. Stay up day. Pints of draft Aass day. MOT from Norway! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

1,000 years of history, but tomorrow is all that matters. The old settlement of Leodis stands firm. We welcome Burnley - the old Brun Lea - to our fortress, and we aren't letting them leave with anything. Victory means 100% safety. MOT! Kill for the shirt! Marching On Together! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Fuck Chelski and onto Burnley. #lufc #ALAW #Leeds

A big semi final bark & MOT from Louie Leeds! #lufc #ALAW #Leeds

They say men in my generation can’t talk about their feelings. Not me. I feel very very low, angry, disappointed in myself, I feel almost an uncontrollable rage having forgotten to update my Fantasy team before this round. #ALAW #lufc #Fantasy

Haway the lads, or something like that… #lufc #ALAW

I was just trying to be funny yesterday when I asked who’s this sobbing piece of ship jumping prick of a rat is. If he sets his foot on the shores of Kattegat, the only two words he will hear is ‘blood eagle’. Thank you for your attention on this matter & MOT. #ALAW #lufc

Who’s this? #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

My dog Louie Leeds is 6 years old today! A big MOT to him! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds #dog

From the pre season Scum game in Oslo. Daniel & me the only ones still at Leeds 😅 #ALAW #lufc

Still got some Leeds in him. #ALAW #lufc

The moment at today’s birthday party I announced that Leeds won 3-0. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

2 Aass. 2 goals. Just sayin… #ALAW #lufc

Checking my phone every 5 minutes while having 15 guests…. GET IN!! MOT! #ALAW #lufc

Justine for all! #ALAW #lufc

Matchday. And Birthday. The flag is up for my daughter’s 20th birthday. And for 3 points against Wolves. MOT! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

How Aass get to the pub. #ALAW #lufc #aassbeer

My daughter turn 20 on Saturday. We have a family party that starts 3 pm local time. We have a Wolves game that starts 4 pm local time. I have asked the wisest of them all, Odin, The Allfather, for advice on how to solve this. MOT #ALAW #lufc

The gap. The beautiful gap. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

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Those who dare win. Will sacrifice a goat today to honor the fighting spirit of Leeds United. The true gods are with us. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

The Aass worked well tonight. MOT & SKÅL!!! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

A beautiful moment. Bakke & Farke. #lufc #ALAW

Literally all over the place. Match winner without scoring. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Thank you Daniel! You deserved this one! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Okafor. Okafor. 2-0. #ALAW #lufc

Thank God! 😂😂😂 #ALAW #lufc

Yes!!!! Fucking MF LEEDS LEEDS LEEDS!!!!! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

On my Aass again. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds #aassbeer

Just another manic Scumday… #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Fight like the sons of Ragnar avenging their father tomorrow! Blood eagle for the scum! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Nice Sunday. Come Scumday! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Run in-time. #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Still cold. Out in the wild to gather strength for Monday’s Scum trashing. MOT! #lufc #ALAW #Leeds

My wife dragged me to the theatre. I just told her that I didn’t feel well and had to go out. CMON WOLVES! #ALAW #lufc #Leeds

Hate scum. That’s all. MOT from Norway. #ALAW #lufc #LEEDS