We’re going to do everything we can apart from dock points and actually stop you from doing anything important in the future!!

Been having a think about our 352 formation yesterday. It was a bit puzzling really, I’d have thought it would be best used against teams that press really high and are technically superior, not ones we could could probably build an attack against 1/

Last 5 games… West Ham 1 win Leeds 0 wins Forest 0 wins Spurs 0 wins Anyone who can put a couple of wins together gets out of this.. #lufc

So far this season we’re unbeaten home/away against Chelsea Palace Everton Liverpool Still chance to repeat that against Brentford Bournemouth Wolves West Ham Man U Only Man C & Arsenal have done the double on us, only Spurs can add to that list Not bad so far in our first season up #lufc

Perri levels of free kick saving there from Spurs!! #lufc

Re the ref not sending Johnson off, it’s hard to fathom why he’d not do that? Maybe Justin didn’t roll around enough? Terrible decision #lufc

Another game where Forest would have hoped to gain ground, and haven’t #lufc

Fuck me. This club. #lufc

Shut up shop for 25 mins, try nick it near the end?

Why didn’t Nmecha take the pen, all his have looked better than DCL’s? #lufc

Fucking hell, how have we fucked that up #lufc

Come on lads, let’s do this #lufc

Very nervy init #lufc

Only the second time Farke has started with both Nmecha and DCL, the other being Chelsea at home #lufc

Wow

In mid Jan Preston had 43 points and Norwich 24 points. Norwich have reached 50 points before Preston 😂😂😂

We haven’t lost our last two games in London, no reason to start now… #lufc

Lots want Bijol to start (me included) but who would you leave out… Justin Rodon Bogle ??? #lufc

Today’s starting line up.. Darlow Justin, Rodon, Struijk Bogle, Amps, Gabi Gruev, Stach, Aaronson DCL (or Nmecha if he’s out) Nailed on. #lufc

I think we could win today but a point would be just fine, any away point in this league is good #lufc

A reminder that both Forest and West Ham have been able to spend £300m on players in the last two seasons alone, Spurs £400m over the same period. #lufc have spent £125m

Ipswich are gunna win the championship aren’t they? I predicted Ipswich and Coventry would go up automatically at the start of the season!! #lufc

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

At what stage do we regard the US as a hostile regime, it can’t be far off surely?

Think we should get a 🧵 going as to why Crystal Palace’s ground IS NOT in London #lufc

What a picture

Wigan played Bradford last night, and Wigan play Bradford this afternoon #justsaying

One things for sure, he won’t be coming to Leeds…doesn’t fit our blueprint according to that Aussie geezer on our board 🙄 #lufc

Watched a fair bit of the Forest game tonight and it’s the same story, not playing with any structure, seems to be all about individuals. They’ve still a lot of work to do to stay up #lufc

Forest and Palace back in Europe tonight ahead of their Sunday Prem games at home to Fulham and #lufc respectively

It’s pathetic but does anyone really feel hurt or offended by these chants? #lufc

Was any else on here at the Wigan away FA Cup 6th round game (15/3/87)? Has to be one of my most memorable occasions following Leeds, for all kinds of reasons.. #lufc

West Ham it is!!! #lufc

Is it just my TV or has TNT died? #WHUBRE

Just seen a stat that says if a side has 35 points after 31 games, they’ve never been relegated from the Prem. Win and a draw in our next two v Palace and Brentford, historically puts us safe!! #lufc

I’m hoping for West Ham or Brentford at home, facing the winners of Port Vale or Southampton at Wembley!! #lufc Of course, we’ll get Arsenal

Well, don’t know what the panic was all about 🤣🤣🤣 #lufc

Anyone know if DCL is ok? #lufc

WTF is that??? #lufc

Just fascinating to see Blair, a man whose reputation was ruined by the Iraq war, advocate joining a war that is exponentially stupider and more chaotic. How is it possible to learn nothing from the worst mistake of your life?

I’ve always taken the view the BBC tends to stay very neutral politically, believing that if both left and right are complaining about them then that proves the point. But listening to the constant digs at Starmer (who I’m no fan of) is starting to feel biased

Honestly think I’ll struggle to bother with top level football if it’s all about pretending to be badly injured and getting away with it. There’s nothing I hate more than that, proper scum behaviour

Consecutive seasons in the top flight.. #lufc

Spurs have collected 3 points from their last possible 30! #lufc

Wow that’ll do!!

Think the prospect of going down has suddenly hit those Spurs fans #lufc

If Spurs lose tonight they will have the lowest points per game of any side at home this season…yes, worse than Wolves and Burnley!! #lufc

Could this be Spurs’ Palace at home moment? #lufc

Spurs are doing more of a Spurs than we are doing a Leeds!! #lufc