And we can finally breathe out – and start to celebrate an incredible season. What an achievement by Daniel Farke and this group of players: an away league win at OT, Cup semi-finallists and now survival with 3 games to spare. Hard to overstate how important this could be for #lufc. Well done all.

This is pretty tawdry stuff from Labour… on the flip-side, it’s pretty illustrative that Laura-Louise’s views on the facilitators of war crimes, ethnic cleansing and pogroms are deemed scandalous.

Been down a proper House of Love wormhole this week... I keep forgetting how utterly fabulous this song is (and quite how many versions of it I bought when it first came out).

Anyway, some young pup called Joseph Root has just bowled Yorkshire to victory at Taunton.

Blimey... Forest are doing a Villa. That's barely a B team...

Come on, Villa Reserves… into ’em.

The Unbearable Lightness of Peeing

Ken and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

So if stays like this, we’re mathematically safe if Arsenal beat West Ham next week , before we play spurs

Jesus… Brighton with goal of the season…!

Did what we needed to do. Not pretty, not vintage… but that is pretty much job done. Relieved, delighted, proud. #lufc

Got that hollow feeling in the pit of my stomach… Jesus, Leeds, just win. Just please fucking win. For all our sakes. #lufc

Made a maximum indie playlist from 1992... a good year for shoegaze, a belting year for Leeds. Might be up the streets of @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social @johnneptune.bsky.social @leedsinshetland.bsky.social @leonhobbes.bsky.social @arcticreviews.bsky.social

Plenty of things about modern football wind me up… but the idea that walking over a giant crest placed on the floor by the players tunnel is “disrespectful” is a new level of insanity. The old banqueting suite carpet at Elland Road would’ve rendered everyone immobile… #lufc

Very odd timing... hopefully beneficial for us. #lufc

Parker has been sacked by Burnley.

Not having that as a pen…

A precious away goal… which my brain won’t allow me to disregard.

After Bournemouth, I wondered whether repeating the same shape/line-up vs Chelsea was wise. Brooks, Christie and Scott played around/through us too readily on Wednesday, and it was same again yesterday until we made the switch. Stach has to start Friday... and is it time for a back 4 again? #lufc

Another 1-0 defeat at Wembley... another afternoon of regret. Lacked conviction across the park and had too little quality to convert a better 2nd half into consistent pressure. Aaronson and DCL will rue their misses, Stach will wonder how his shot stayed out, but this isn't a hard-luck story. #lufc

"The story is old.... but it goes on." #lufc

Really disappointing half… no snap, no movement, not many ideas. Need to go 4231 and start competing in MF and give the FBs a platform. If we can grab something, they might not have a 2nd wind… #lufc

Different sort of nerves today. We’ve been fighting to gain or preserve top-flight football for five straight seasons now, when every game has felt pivotal in its own way. But there are no pitfalls here… just the chance to make history. So let’s give it everything we’ve got. #lufc

Work still to do. Need to do to Burnley what Forest did to Sunderland last night… #lufc

40 points now… and just 2 of them you can say were slightly fortunate. And after the non-penalty vs Sunderland and the red card at Palace, I think we were owed something in the run-in. Can’t imagine we’ll need more than a single point from here… #lufc

NOT JUST ME, PEOPLE. #lufc

Turned off the TV in a strop when Evanilson, didn’t I… #twat #lufc

WHAAAAAATTTTT?????

Well beaten in the end… never got to grips with their movement, lacked snap in the tackle and were far too loose in our passing. But Bournemouth are probably the best side we’ve faced since Arsenal. Just need to clear the heads and enjoy Sunday. #lufc

Pretty low-key stuff… we’re not playing with a whole lot of rhythm, and Bogle in particular is having a very idiosyncratic time out there, but we’re hanging in and getting our heads on most things thrown our way. Another gear to find, though. Rodon at RCB, Justin to RWB? #lufc

Christ… are we now favourites on Sunday? #lufc

As a generally glass-half-empty fan, I’ve been staring at this for about three hours a day for the past week. I mean, it’s little more than a horoscope, but I’m deriving huge comfort from the fact it says we are more likely to finish 10th than 18th… #lufc

I enjoyed how bad that was… and I look forward to a similar lack of goalmouth action on Wednesday. £45m for Strand Larsen? Blimey. #lufc

Wonder how we approach this week… still a couple of points needed to guarantee safety but we have Burnley at home to come. With the Cup semi on Sunday, do we go full-bore, full-strength on Weds to try to grab a point (or more) or manage minutes and risk losing momentum? #lufc

Our second-best Prem season in 23 years…. #lufc

Feels like half the home games last season… in front, in control and, dare I say it, a bit uneventful. We just need to stay focused and not give them a sniff. A third would be very, very welcome. #lufc

Good start, lads…. #rhinos

Abacus out, fixture lists checked, league table studied... and surely a win and a draw from here is enough. Right...? No? ANYONE? #lufc

Torture. Utter torture. But that’s one for the ages… legends every one of them. #lufc

Fucking hell. Like, seriously, fucking hell. It’s 2-0 and it should 4-0 and we’ve been sensational… and now I feel sick. #lufc

This relegation scrap feels different to 2022 and 2023... we look more together, more structured and generally more competitive. But we're also struggling for goals, dealing with injuries and competing with rivals who have, on paper, better, deeper squads. The 6-7 points = Everest right now. #lufc

Few things are more inappropriately jaunty as HMRC's hold music...

“At the peak of the Israel-Gaza conflict, 10 children a day were losing one or both legs.”

Their dickhead keeper going “inches” after Gnonto’s pen? Wouldn’t have saved that with a stepladder… #lufc

Revenge for 1970? I still want justice for the 1967 semi-final… “He’s disallowed it! And you’ll have to look through the rulebook backwards to find a reason…” #lufc

Delighted for all those West Ham fans who came back into the stadium… witnessed history. #tellthegrandkids #lufc

I mean, it’s been 39 years… we were never going to stroll it, were we? #lufc

Very good half spoiled by Stach’s injury – and the nonsense decision not to penalise the challenge. He and Tanaka were outstanding, with Okafor and Justin good, too. Nmecha looking a touch lost. DCL on the hour? #lufc

If Stach was in MF, and that was a pass out to the wing not a shot, that’s a foul and a yellow card. Every single time. #lufc

That’s a pen. Clear foul. #lufc