If you owe a woman $5 million for sexual assault, you also owe the country your resignation.

Donald Trump is an anagram of Shaved Orangutan Bunglecunt.

This warms the heart from Cunha. Great sportsmanship. Poor Ao. 😔 #LUFC

Fuck me. That's football history. #worldcup

Skied that.

Fuck me. Penalties.

Germans in a penalty shoot out. Hope they lose.

Gone in Shearer you thick cunt.

Germany needs Stach set pieces.

Who's this cunt on ITV news talking about Andy Burnham. He sounds very drunk and cannot speak properly. What's with all the rings on fingers? He looks like a proper cunt.

Just seeing the absolutely awful scenes in Venezuela. Other countries should be sending as much as they can to help them.

I’m full of envy at the creator of this.

We’re back to the Sunday market manipulation loop, folks

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

You all know this anyway but I'm going to share my perfect hard boiled eggs recipe with you. 1. Put eggs in a saucepan of cold water that covers the eggs. 2. Bring the pan to the boil. 3. Turn off the heat and leave the eggs in the pan for 9 minutes. 4. Run under cold tap to stop cooking. Fridge

watching the DNC organize overnight against socialist candidates in a way they never did against Trump in a year and a half… its fucking exhausting, yall

Saka making all the wrong decisions. #engpan

There it is. Fucking advert break. Trumps USA makes everything worse. Now they've fucked up football.

😂

It's posting it down in new York. If they call it a hydration break on 22 minutes they are taking the absolute piss. #engpan

The thermometer in my van maxed out at 50°C. Outside temperature was 46°C.

That Norway rowing thing is very cringe. Especially since they stole a large part of it from the Iceland clap.

Even less. Older secondhand boats of a decent size and "ready to sail" can be had for very little. If there are 20 similar Bavarias on the market , it depends a lot on how much a specific buyer wants yours. But yes, the ongoing costs can be significant.

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I was riding along on my motorbike and felt something moving under the helmet which was really annoying me. Pulled over and found an actual bee in my bonnet.

can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool

Sporetacus

BBC now telling us to change how we live and work due to climate change because of humans. To little, to late.

It's simple, if it has a stick, it's a lolly. If it doesn't, it's not.

Elon musk has now killed more children thanks to his cuts to USAID than any other person in history. Genocidal maniac.

Granny fucker is absolutely annoying as a pundit.

Not even watching and still

Poor performance from England. Couldn't break down a stiff Ghana defence.

England out of ideas in this game. Hopefully Rashford can do something.

They're going to bring these subs on then call an advert break.

Ghana giving a masterclass in how to defend a game. Boring as fuck. #enggha

Gordon in Seneya's back pocket all game. #enggha

Whatever you do, don’t plant lots and lots and lots of bamboo 🎋🎍 very very very close to as many data centers as you can find. It will damage foundations, wrap around underground cooling pipes, and cause severe facility damage.

BBC half time pundits, two of the 4 from Leeds.

Ghana defending this well.

When reality surpasses fiction! Top: fictional forecast for August 2050, broadcast by French TV in 2014 to warn about the consequences of global warming. Bottom: Real French forecast for yesterday, June 22, 2026.

Tuchel has got a rain coat on and they're having a hydration break. Absolute bollocks. Fuck FIFA.

If there is a "hydration break" during this game, where it is clearly cloudy and foggy outside in Boston then they are taking the piss and it is obviously an advert break.

Cristiano Ronaldo is the first player in World Cup history to score whilst serving a 3 match ban for violent conduct

If he doesn’t win something soon, I wonder whether Nigel Farage will retire to spend more time with other people’s money.

credit to Sally Nugent who just, in normal circumstances, brought Nigel Farage's political career to an end. If polls don't plummet after this, I will be truly astonished.

The reason we keep changing PMs is simple: Brexit. Until a PM is honest about Brexit, they’ll be stuck living a lie. They won’t be able to do any of the economic things they claim. We’re many years from that honesty.

My new obsession is plastic welding. I'm fixing leads of stuff I would have previously thrown away

And yes ultimately it boils down to Brexit. It supercharged chaos and political fucking stupidity

“Release the Acme anvil, s'il-vous-plaît”