Golfage.

Ooh, some fun! #tdf26

Not sure I’ll ever get used to Phil Liggett doing mid-race reads for Love Island or Homicide: Life on the Street

A great read on behaviour that is just waved through, time and again, by those who could put a stop to it.

£35?? I’ll put it on in Pontefract in 2029 for that.

No further questions, your honour

Horace Socks

If it means Beckham can’t watch an England team in a WC final with all the various leverage and heft he gets from it, then I’m pretty happy tbh.

Sideshow’s over, on to the main event: suing Leicester #lufc

England is at its best when its team has just thrown away a lead. That’s *my* England

England up 1 deciding to sit back and do nothing with 9 in the box for a half hour against Argentina in the World Cup

That’s probably the most beatable Argentina side in my lifetime

If you’re going, take some of them with you

That was asked for, regularly

This is the real final anyway #EngArg

Rogers is on his arse

Please England, because I can’t be supporting a side with Cucurella in it.

These Anthony Barry half time interviews always have the vibe of someone who's just been surprisingly acquitted for GBH.

Get Owen warmed up

Wasn’t that arsed half an hour ago, but now reminded of how objectionable the lot of them are

This ref is more bent than the u-bend of a rubber toilet of a Bento Box factory in the Oregon city of Bend #ENGARG

Five Live commentary available. This is a Very Good Idea.

Mais non

Allez allez breakaway! #tdf26

Leaving a breakaway dangling at 1’ 30” is appalling behaviour, in my wafer-thin book #tdf26

[mutes ishowspeed from every facet of life]

HYDRATION BREAK

Yeah, of course they’re booing Jerry Jones mate 😂

Michael Olisé playing like post-prime Jimmy Kébé

Well there’s one

HYDRATION BREAK

We must be at the point now where AI means we can have Barry Davies or Brian Moore commentating on these games.

Don’t care who wins this, as long as there are significant injuries and dismissals for all players

Remco, face it, this isn’t your scene. #tdf26

This is a brilliant, fascinating thread about a film I will never see because it has Tom Bleeding Holland in it.

Just happened upon a Reddit thread discussing Alex Warren, and it is referred to as ‘Co-worker music’, which is a magnificent sledge.

Hey, commercial radio? There are acts other than Alex Fucking Warrren. If I’m forced to listen to you, at least give them a go. Ta.

Calculated that Nigel Farage has been in the public eye, poisoning the waters and feathering his nest, for c.28% of my life now. Grim stuff.

Couldn’t stand Vingegaard a few years ago. Emotionless, metronomic and cold. But in recent years he’s been very honest, is clearly a family man and feels very worn down by challenge of Pogacar. Wouldn’t be at all surprised if he walked away soon, a champion with health intact. #tdf26

Stop showing the prick

Just want Beckham to fuck off all the way somewhere

I’m only staying up because I want to stay up late.

If that isn’t Lamal, it’s a booking for anyone else

Ugh #thefootball

This guy has bad vibes #lufc

Either stop doing those awful on-court post-match interviews, or defund the BBC

Fery will donate his winnings to Reform.

Not all heroes row in unison