Christ alive who writes this stuff?

A thread of inspirational quotes from two of my idols: Kemi Badenoch and Ange Postecoglou (uh-oh, I may have gotten some mixed up... or have I??) 🧵

If we lose today I am going to hate there being an international break next week. If we win it’ll be grand. All in all… let’s just bin off international football. #lufc

Koch and Kristensen in defence…

Keep an eye on Forest. After today (if they don’t win) they’ll be on 5 points and could easily be on that same total after 12 games. After today they’ve got: Newcastle A Chelsea H Bournemouth A Scum H Us H Liverpool A 3 European games wedges in there as well. I can smell Ange in trouble quickly

Also remember, Fulham we lost one point in added time, today we lost two BUT Everton we gained two. What goes around will come around.

Hey… 8 points. Looking comfortable in most games, scoring goals… we will be absolutely good enough this year

Another gut punch in added time BUT yet more evidence that we are easy good enough at this level and should be comfortably fine. #lufc

Aaaaaaaargh so close

Harrison’s playing well here

This is there for us to win. They’ve got the quality on the break to punish us though so we need to be perfect.

RODON FANTASY POINTS!!!

Our midfield 3 are having a mare. #lufc

Aaronson bending his knees behind the wall to make himself shorter. Good job.

Jesus, Man Utd are just a genuinely terrible team.

Ah feck

@michaeltsb.bsky.social have you checked in on the leicester podcast?

A positive day and I will say today what I did after Arsenal, Newcastle and Fulham... this team is staying up. There will be ups and downs. There will be games like Fulham where we get a gut punch, but we are solid enough and will end up on the right side of enough even games over the season.

Reposting this every week... he´s class.

GET. THE. FUCK. IN! Far too early to be “must win” but they are the games you win if you’re staying up.

I’ll never live Harrison, I didnt first time around… BUT… he may just be exactly what we need for this season of grind

Come on Daniel, time for some fresh legs. Justin, Nmecha and Tanaka on for Bogle, Longstaff and DCL

Don’t look at the table yet, don’t look at the table yet, don’t look…

Gudmunson, Okafor, Stach and DCL have had great games.

Bit worries about how much we are dropping off. Okafor is having a lovely game though.

DCL is going to huge for us this season. Keep him fit and we have a huge chance. Scored goals, good hold up play, good with his head and feet, gets us up the field well and can run with it. He’s Bamford but levels up and fit

Get that Wolves fan clipped up lads @thesquareball.net

Wow. Helluva turnaround this. 3 goals in one half as well? What’s happened

When was the last time we scored a proper banger free kick like that?

Right fucking header is that as well. Proper centre forwards goal

Get the fuck in. Without creating anything huge we’ve been the better side in this.

Zero points from Fulham and Wolves really would be problematic.

Don’t worry, we score goals for fun…

If Kimmel releases a statement and wants to make it powerful, it should be just two words: “Free speech?”

Deary me.

Don’t car what happened at the end. This season is going to be a grind but we will stay up. We need to improve our attack but we have enough and will do enough.

Defeat in London. #lufc

Ah feck. Would have been a lovely point. Still, 3 against Wolves and it’ll be fine.

PERRI LUCAS ESTELLA, ELLA, ELLA, EY EY EY…

That sign off… “well, your opinion” Very Brent-esque

“Andrew’s a paedo, Doc”

Silly boy #lufc

My hotel is giving me Gestapo vibes.

Am I missing something, or have Brentford left themselves with one striker? The same striker who was out injured for the whole of last season?

As good as the first 3 games have been for us… zero goals from open play.

Also… stop trying to sign Welsh wingers on deadline day. #lufc

If you wait til the last day and someone pulls the rug from under you, you’ve nobody to blame but yourself. #lufc