Glad I'm not a Spurs or West Ham fan today. The wait is excruciating. #lufc

On expected goals Hull would have got relegated. They will get rinsed in the prem. #lufc

Oh keeper....#lufc

Every Middlesbrough player shoots like Brendan. #lufc

Live from the Harwood Bellend residence #lufc

Surely it would make more sense to announce England squad next week in case of injuries on the last league weekend? #lufc

Southampton story gets worse and worse #lufc

Just listened to the not the top twenty podcast on spygate. It's much worse than I've seen reported. Some very long bans incoming. #lufc

If you have spied on Oxford you've spied on everyone. #lufc

Anyone else having trouble getting Leeds feed to update? #lufc

Surely Southampton will now sack the manager and his team. #lufc

Hahaha fuck off Southampton. #lufc

I'm a bit surprised we didn't announce contract extensions before the Brighton game. The club must have had discussion and agreed terms with Rodon Amps etc. #lufc

No one wants Arsenal to win the league for one simple reason. Their football is fecking horrible. #lufc

An unwanted bench record for me. So glad I played my bench boost last week 😬. Just a bad back pass from Van Hecke and it could have been 50 points. #lufc

Not much good football played by us today but not surprising given our Injuries and the opposition, but boy do we fight. A front two of DCL and Brendan will hopefully never be seen again. #lufc

Couldn't go to the last home game of the season last year so looking forward to this one. #lufc

Up the jambos! @philhay.bsky.social #lufc

Whitaker has been pathetic for Boro tonight. #lufc

I've found the exact frame used by VAR to show it was correct to disallow West Hams goal versus Arsenal. #lufc

The football equivalent of two bald drunks fighting over a comb. Dreadful stuff. #lufc

Would love to see DCLs pass completion percentage tonight. Must be single figures. #lufc

DCL playing like a competition winner. #lufc

Awful game of football between 2 very poor teams on the night. #lufc

Beginning to think they might have been celebrating at Thorpe Arch last night. #lufc

Goal stems from DCL being unable to complete a simple 3 yard pass. I really don't get the love in. #lufc

DCL has been fucking awful. #lufc

Brendy and DCL an absolute horror show up front. #lufc

So much for playing with freedom. We've barely completed a pass. Losing individual battles all over the park. #lufc

Longstaff and Willy on at half time hopefully. #lufc

Front 7 having a massive stinker here. #lufc

Think Darlow has started drinking early today. All over the shop. #lufc

I've still no idea who is playing where. #lufc

Really missing the three players that provide our attacking threat. #lufc

Calvert Lewin is currently Spurs best defender. Woeful. #lufc

Pretty rubbish so far. #lufc

We should ring Southampton and find out what formation we are playing. #lufc

Really don't like the Brendy DCL striking combo. Both desperately poor finishers. #lufc

I'm going for 7 minutes in the Dan James injury sweepstakes. #lufc

If I was Willy I'd be handing in a transfer request. I don't even know two of the subs... #lufc

Watching the game tonight #lufc

Safe #lufc

Arse west ham is a piss poor game of football. #lufc

No half time subs from Villa. Not even pretending to try. #lufc

I'd be fucking fuming if I was West Ham. Villa absolutely throwing this. #lufc

Bugger. Come on Villa. #lufc

If it stays as it is WH are 7 points behind us with three to play one of which is Arsenal which they surely won't win. So that's us safe. #lufc

And as for last night's ref #lufc

Up the Villa! #lufc