To echo the sentiment of everyone else having just updated: Liquid Glass is fucking minging.

Four games into the season, zero non-penalty goals. I’m starting to get a little concerned. #lufc

12 years ago I bought the last two bottles of this, and it remains the best whisky in the world. I drank one pretty quickly. The other has been sitting waiting for a good reason to open it. Today was Granny’s funeral, and a Scottish celebration. It is now open. It is still the best.

Prue’s outfit has me checking nobody’s been messing with the saturation settings on my TV. #GBBO

That dual camera recording feature is going to ruin live music events forever. #AppleEvent

Who exactly wants a 5mm phone? That is if you ignore the mile deep, and presumably inferior, camera block sticking out of the back. This definitely calls for some Goldblum. #AppleEvent

All my algorithms are giving me loads of things about avoiding the 60% tax issue. I’m not sure what I’ve been doing to make advertisers thing I’m a) making six figures and b) have young children. Neither of these things are true.

After ten minutes listening to @leedsista.com tell me why I shouldn’t be mad at Jack Harrison I have done a full 180 and decided to embrace his return. Apparently I am very easy to persuade, but he makes a very good argument. #lufc

A few I feel bad leaving out, but probably the main four.

England crowd full of people who couldn’t find Andorra on a map booing their national anthem, during their day off from sticking flags to lampposts.

Once again the arena gets me excited by implying an incredible sounding event that turns out to be two uninteresting and unrelated events.

This convo I had highlights the difference in what "respect your time" means in games. A lot of players want to trade time for in-game progress. It's purely transactional: 1 hour = 1 progress But I want to feel like my actions matter i.e. what I do with time creates progress, not time itself.

@sammisays.bsky.social this appeared in my feed and the comments are all scum fans melting over Dan and I thought it might make you happy. www.instagram.com/p/DNnaqTnsh7...

I don’t normally take the time to give companies credit for stuff, but our estate in LS26 just had a big unplanned powercut, and @northernpowergrid.bsky.social had everything back on in under 20 minutes, which I think is pretty impressive.

And presumably Meslier will now just sit at home and earn a fortune for a year (not at all his fault) because they couldn’t even arrange a loan for a him. What a spectacular failure this week has been. #lufc

Replacing Solomon and Ramazani with Okafor, who managed to injure himself in a 20 minute cameo against an under 18s team, doesn’t seem much like strengthening the wings tbh. #lufc

Yeah, alright. #lufc

Is the PL title going to be decided by the end of August?

I know it’s not the main bit of his job, but has there ever been a professional footballer worse at kicking a football than Lucas Perri? #lufc

Probably the better team and could’ve had 3 points, but I’d have been delighted with a point before kickoff so I’m very happy with that. #lufc

Nmecha seems really good at bringing the ball down, holding it up then passing to an opposition player. #lufc

Burnley winning today would be the funniest thing that has ever happened. Or at least the funniest thing to happen since Wednesday. But Man Utd winning is almost certainly in our best interests for the season. Quite the dilemma. #lufc

I am very definitely not in Farke out territory, especially not without a very well considered succession plan. But if Nuno gets sacked/walks out in the coming weeks, which is looking increasingly likely, we should probably have a chat. #lufc

Fair play to #swfc too. Fans going through shit, beaten a local rival with a pieced together team of kids that have done a number on a PL team. This will be getting rubbed in our faces for a while and I don’t really begrudge them it. #lufc

At least there’s a benefit in humiliation #lufc

That’ll teach me. #lufc

Calvert-Lewin taking his task as a Bamford replacement a bit literally. #lufc

I’m choosing to find this greatly amusing. #lufc

Not sure I fancy Rennes’ chances.

Bring back Meslier? #lufc

I know it’s only three games in and pretty meaningless, but it still seems wild that none of the four Championship sides getting parachute payments are currently in the top six.

What’s more embarrassing, conceding 7 to a Lampard side or throwing away a two goal lead to a Wednesday side with no players?

I’m not necessarily saying I lack confidence for tomorrow, but… #lufc

This sums up #lufc fandom pretty well.

We really need to score soon. We can’t keep this pressure up for 90. #lufc

I thought promotion meant getting away from Andy Hinchcliffe? FFS. #lufc

The Venn diagram of the target audience for this and people who say politics has no place in football is a circle.

Paraag doing an incredible job of not remotely answering the question being asked. #lufc

Salah’s still good then?

Booooooo #livbou

That racist Liverpool fan might’ve cost them the game.

Took about 40 seconds of the season starting for me to wish Peter Drury would just shut the fuck up.

Nice that the opening game of the season is the Managers That Told Victor Orta To Go Fuck Himself derby. #lufc

The new Hail to the Thief live album is astonishing. Some albums are restrained by a studio, and HttT is one of them.

Did they hire Don Mattrick again? “Windows, On”

Unless money is no object there’s no good reason to buy a Nintendo console before they’re cheap. They have five, at most, games a generation worth buying.

The amount of time between hearing that the latest from the Gray factory in the academy looks pretty good to him being on the bench in a European Super Cup feels like about five minutes. Think I might be getting old. #lufc