The sound of inevitability #lufc

Even though they’re massive cheating bastards and I hate them, it did feel like Sunderland were doing a great job of pressing us to death last night. Couldn’t get out of our back third from being relentlessly hounded. Probably how Stoke felt in that first Bielsa game. #lufc

Diego Simeone would eagerly masturbate to that Sunderland performance #lufc

Was Saturday the dam bursting on our “unbeatable under the lights” stat and now we’ll lose every night game for the rest of time? #lufc

We fully deserved our zero points. Sunderland deserve to be docked points for crimes against football. #lufc

I really don’t know what’s annoying me more, how bad we’re playing or how much Sunderland are cheating #lufc

I reckon @philhay.bsky.social was dancing around his living room when that went in.

Seems about right. Of these I only never miss GFW and Libero, because I like to think I’m smarter than I really am.

Obvious observation on yesterday: even when we were completely on top, it was so clear how much better their players are. It felt like ever 50/50 really started off as a 60/40. Never shaken when pressed, never passing three yards behind a target. I would like to declare it unfair. #lufc

It’s not often I feel deeply uncomfortable at ER, but when the game stopped for players to break their fast most of the people around me in the kop booed loudly, quite a lot loudly chanting In-ger-land and similar. Felt like I’d wandered into an EDL rally. Embarrassing. #lufc

Always loved Liverpool, me. Such a special club. #lufc

Wolves can still finish on 40 points. I’m sure it’s fine. #lufc

Listening to Guardian Football Weekly waxing lyrical about both Galatasaray and Weston McKennie and not being able to fully get on board with the sentiment. #lufc

I don’t really understand what’s going on here. The aggregate score implies Fiorentina won the first leg three to minus one.

Farke on fire with the press conference one- liners today #lufc

I am deeply uncomfortable with Millwall’s current position in the Championship table.

When you listen to a podcast that’s just three people talking for half an hour, and then at the end they name check the two producers and two executive producers, what exactly do those people do? A bit of editing, mixing, maybe ad insertion then uploading doesn’t seem like a four person job.

On the one hand, conceding a shit 88th minute equaliser is always annoying. On the other hand, going away to the team third in the league and ending the weekend with nobody below you in the table gaining any ground is an objectively excellent outcome. #lufc

The first, and probably only, time I’ve been delighted to see Liverpool get a dodgy 97th minute VAR call. #lufc

How many controversial goals can Alexis Mac Allister score in one period of injury time? This is quite silly.

I stand by this. #lufc

I’d still be happy with a point tbh. #lufc

That Stach goal was very reminiscent of one Carbone put past a confused Martyn at that same end many years ago. #lufc #avfc

This is probably the worst decision ever made in the history of humanity.

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Norwich at home for a place in the quarters. Should be straightforward enough. Though I probably said something similar when we drew Birmingham. And Sheffield Wednesday under 16s. #lufc

Twice in a week we’ve come out of a game with far more than we deserved. Definitely prefer that to what was happening earlier in the season. #lufc

And Buonanotte died on his way back to his home planet #lufc

The one good thing about St Andrews is you get signal. Which is one more good thing than there was about that performance. #lufc

Think St Andrews might be the worst stadium in the country, and not even in yet. About 4k people queuing for two turnstiles, nothing moved for five minutes. #lufc

Burton’s kit is half bright orange, half the colour of West Ham’s kit. First half was fine. Second half I have no idea what’s going on.

Do we want West Ham to win so they have an extra game, or to lose to deal a huge blow to their confidence? I have no idea. It was much easier when replays were a thing. #lufc

Love it when I’m wrong. #lufc

Forest with 7 shots to 0 after 14 minutes. Don’t think we’re getting any favours tonight. #lufc

Actually got through during the members sale for the first time this season after trying every game. Means I get to go in the kop instead of being allocated against the side wall of the east upper in the ballot. Praise the lord. #lufc

Did Spurs pull the trigger early enough for @footballweekly.bsky.social or are we going to get a joyful @maxrushden.bsky.social voice note?

Spurs hierarchy clearly decided that dropping below us in the table was the final straw. #lufc

That is definitely the loudest I’ve ever celebrated a Man Utd goal. I’m not even sorry. #lufc

It feels like the core issue here is that their players are just significantly better than our players. #lufc

Someone triple captained Gruev on #FPL. I’m taking this as proof that time travel exists, because no reasonable person could possibly have done that without prior knowledge of what was about to happen. #lufc

I stand by this. #lufc

Spurs, West Ham and Forest all getting big suspensions to key defenders for complete stupidity in the space of a week is the kind of good fortune we don’t usually get but I’m totally here for it. #lufc

I must hold my hands up and admit when I saw the lineup last night my immediate reaction was “should be Longstaff and Nmecha instead of Gruev and Okafor”. And that is why nobody pays me lots of money to manage their football team. #lufc

Well don’t I look a twat. #lufc

We may have done precisely fuck all today, but I think Palace failing to get JSL and being stuck with a crocked striker who doesn’t want to be there means we’ve ended the day with a better chance of survival than I had feared this morning. #lufc

Liam Rosenior is the next Pep. Always said it. #lufc

Looking forward to a world first tomorrow where Palace and Forest both manage to win against each other. #lufc

Crysencio Summerville is a cunt. Been saying it for years. Ban him for life. #lufc

Liam Rosenior is a fraud etc #lufc

That’s what I said.