sorry its this one

‘Succulent Chinese meal’ speech added to Australia’s National Film and Sound Archive

i love sarah sherman

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

Time to dust off a classic

hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message: - the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next - a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9

"Okay boss, I'm good at the language of images so you want the dissident facing the camera, defiant, and the agent of the state faceless, back to the camera, as if they're cowering in shame, right?"

I’d love to show Sam Altman my expensive cask of amontillado stored deep in my family’s catacombs.

Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.

ICE agents are America's failures, basically indistinguishable from lazy school shooters, losers who want to play Call of Duty on our streets against people who can't fight back. They have unlimited ammo and toss tear gas like they're pressing L1. They have to be defunded and jailed. All of them.

The government wants to flood every city’s streets with barely literate bloodthirsty racist pigs and murder anyone who steps wrong to them. They want to get away with it in Minneapolis so they can get away with it everywhere

can't think of words to say about this dumb disgusting country that won't get me visited by an agency

Stupid fucking losers

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

Accelerationist Amy Klobuchar doing more for the cause than any other democrat by posting this. Just please hide all the office staplers when she gets back

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed. disgusting.

I give him credit for having the decency to look exhausted with his own empty horseshit

Well!

Kinda sucks how one day you’ll post stuff like “does the Grinch use the toilet?” and then the next it has to be “I reject those who worship death”

I want to live in a world where Democratic party leadership and elected officials are at least as radical as the host of Jeopardy

Insane flex apnews.com/article/zohr...

homage to a former bills legend

he did a heckuva job raising these boys

Season ruined

chiblee

lmao

City of Sickos

this is a reminder that we dont have to settle for newsom in 2028

Cheney dead Mamdani mayor Cuomo L

I think they should both keep playing like when you win mario kart and they keep driving.

Scheming beast. What foul plan hatches from the swamp of your mind

peter thiel (clutching chrome plated human skull) tell me oracle... does the world end in fire, or ice? the passionate flames of the activist thunberg, or the frozen doom yudkowski demands? chatGPT: ✨ What a great question, Peter! ✨ Let's break that tough Q down 🕺, in your favorite epic style:

Yoda Latino

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Somehow, comedy is no longer legal again.

horrified they weren’t quick enough to keep her from spreading this kind of vile hate speech on TV. for those who don’t know, “go birds” is a coded expression of support for the Philadelphia Eagles

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:

Donald Trump's last words: "Kurt Russell"