all Valve needs now is a Steam Laptop and a Steam Phone and they stand to eat the entire electronics industry's lunch

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?

the Epstein emails:

That all these monsters put it in writing in sent emails... I just...

nonzero chance vance gets excommunicated

huge day for MTG

Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.

Cardi Moms

oatmeal lowkey the goat

How the hell do you weirdos keep making these things *uglier*?

there's so much civil engineering to be done in Satisfactory bro

I'm werner herzog and this is jackass

should I be posting at a time like this??

not a lot to post about

I should not be left unattended in grocery stores when traveling

when are we getting the medbeds

Welcome to the Chinese Century. We're going to go green in the ruins of our collapsed empire at the point of a gun, and we'll deserve it

using Tylenol as a slur

How it needs to be

Michael Bennet: The current system is in dire need of help. The American People are hanging onto their fingertips when it comes to the cost and availability of healthcare. There is no rich country in the world that doesn't have a universal system, or routinely supply access to doctors and care.

Human laundromats love to fold

He hasn't been seen or heard from since this happened. No one knows where he is

In the most predictable development ever, Mike Johnson is not committing to hold a House vote on ACA subsidies

Michael Bennet: I really am a Bolshevik. I believe we should provide universal healthcare to all Americans as a right. There is no reason not to do it in the richest country in the world, especially if we can do it at half of the cost of care we are providing now.

y’all know what motherfuckin time it is m.youtube.com/watch?v=FuzT...

Sarah jessica parker is an anagram of Sarah jerassic parke

It's #marxistmonday time again

every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet

downloaded hinge just to delete the app before opening it

my fave new AI slop aesthetic is "steampunk airship captainess jacket clumsily photoshopped with the carhartt logo"

fifty years to the day since the Edmund Fitzgerald went down and was immortalized in song forever "Does anyone know where the love of God goes, when the waves turn the minutes to hours?" is an all time banger of a lyric

Speed dating is when you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode

they understand insurance. the entire premise of libertarian opposition to mandatory insurance is that they should not have to care about anyone else and be permitted to take risks. it's the same opposition to vaccination and taxation. they are bad neighbors.

he’s practicing for when the aliens arrive in a few weeks

“We are at a moment right now where people are asking themselves why can’t the Democratic Party defend this assault on democracy . . . and I would submit to you that if you can’t draw the line at genocide, you probably can’t draw the line at democracy.” -Ta-Nehisi Coates

Tonight was a very bad night.

Trump is Wall Street’s bitch

(people who got here yesterday) *takes drag on cigarette* yeah everything was a zohran mamdani logo. half of them didn't even make any sense. some teenage mutant ninja turtle logoists fought back. Oldheads remember

50 year mortgage is so crazy. to put it in perspective, 2016 was 50 years ago

JD checking if you’re trans

Sage advice 📝

Here’s A Comic About Elon Musk & His Infinite Possibilities

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy