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always fun to go on godbolt to see what something compiles down to :3

Practically nobody remembers it now, but the DC and Lag sections of all competitive splatoon event rulesets originate from one iconic tournament that happened exactly ten years ago today. Its legacy kept alive by a few links to speed tests from the event and a discord server where everyone spams F

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Am lowkey crashing out after one of the players I coach was told they by someone else they need to switch their weapon cause it wasn’t viable. what do they play? Inkbrush. what do u mean no one plays it at top level? there’s MULTIPLE NA and JP players playing it in NA league, SWS, Worlds?

"You're gonna turn people away from you if you make such a big deal about being against GenAI all the time." I guarantee you that the most powerful microscope in existence could not fathom a small enough fuck that I could give. Fuck Generative AI. 💖

Spout2PW now has a landing page! Please boost to defend against the malware spammers 🩵 spout2pw.lina.yt (Mostly because GitHub blocks crawlers, so apparently nobody can find it otherwise and it's easy to game... ^^;;)

Hey ive had this idea where we flood sendouQ on any given day with low levels. Like we can all agree sendouQ is really cool but its so dead for anyone not midlevel and above. Can we do like sendouQ sunday on the 15th this month and just flood the queue with low levels for a singleday? #CompSplatoon

next time i hear someone say “aura farming” or “flow state” im gonna tell them its a splatoon reference

no longer will we scream "give me my quad" in vc. the correct call is now "give me my aura".

hey dumbass it doesn't matter if the people who were targeted were hitler 2 the problem is that microsoft is capable of doing that the problem is that the encryption is useless if microsoft is just receiving all the keys

I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.

Hi Bluesky. I want team. -LI banned and probably on the low end of it, div 4ish -age 18+ -NA time zone -hoping to practice 2 or 3 times/week plus a tournament every other week or something -Perk: you get to be in Squid School videos DM on Discord if interested.

I'll do they/them when I haven't been told pronouns or anything yet, but once I know I'll use the correct one. Having the pronouns on the GDQ badges help me out so much.

Maybe I'm like too programmer brained but I think it's a really good idea to know how to have some computer literacy since computers are such a big part of our lives. Helps you not get exploited. I don't think the walled garden approach can fulfill this

Man everything in r/selfhosted is vibecoded slop now and it's depressing as fuck

Important shit that I’m still trying to learn.

Cannot stress enough that you can just do stuff. You don't need permission. You can just do stuff because it needs to be done by someone.

Sleep isn't real, you don't need it, it is a hoax made up by big mattress to sell you more beds! WAKE UP PEOPLE!

if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up

Patch hopes: Carbon horizontal maximum 100-->120 Carbon veritical maximum 120-->160 Carbon minimum damage 40-->70 Carbon one-shot range increased by 85% I think this is fair

🚀 Spout2 works on Linux!!! 🚀 A few bugs left to iron out but it works~!

Would it be useful?

Woomy!

NOOOOO FUCK

watch them just add fizzbangs to normal turf war

FAIL FASTER TO SUCCEED FASTER. YOU GOTTA BE SHIT AT SOMETHING BEFORE YOU CAN BE GOOD AT IT, SO GET THE SHIT PART OUT OF THE WAY

Hihihi. I'm an FA again. (Well not fully, however I'm back searching around for an eu team as the team project didn't work out </3) L/F an EU div 6-5 team by the way! :) Reposts appreciated :D Dm spl.parasite on discord for any inquiries :) #Competitive #Compsplatoon #Splatoon

Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out! sunkenscrolls.ink

Lego Ninjago lasted longer than the confederacy btw. While you guys worry about “states rights” I’m worried about being bitten by the Great Devourer, ultimately becoming evil and abandoning my green son

Discord wants to know how you feel about AI. Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...

The gift of prophecy.

just one more year of pushing AI bro we just need a bit more development to make it useful I swear bro customers really want it we just need some more money to push it bro it's gonna make things so much easier bro our investors will be so happy when it starts making a profit bro please

“bsky is boring!” 1) good 2) social media should not be a cornerstone of your everyday entertainment 3) I find new artists to follow every day and look at pretty art endlessly on here when I feel like it 4) get a tactile hobby where you create something with your hands 5) read book 6) walk outside

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World 4 Skip ain't claiming any lives today in our Splatoon race with @dg964.bsky.social and @lontr0.bsky.social #AGDQ2026

Hey guys could yall reply with a list of different small movement and weapon techs in Splatoon 3? Im gonna either make a series or one big video on them cause a lot of em some dont know even years in #compsplatoon

lil chump 💙🐙

AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone - tech is now more expensive - you cannot trust most media of reality anymore - programs barely function - energy prices - literal psychosis - your voice can be literally stolen for evil - more spyware but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.

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If you are getting hand strain problems of any kind while playing, try these Wrist Exercises recommended & drawn by @captainhanyuu.art! I've been using them extensively & it's been a huge help! (Reposted with allowance, PLEASE follow & support Hanyuu's amazing artwork, they deserve it!) #Splatoon

SPLATOON COMMUNITY! At AGDQ this year, there is going to be a Splatoon 1 Any% race between @lontr0.bsky.social and @dg964.bsky.social The run has changed so much since the last time it was shown off at gdq in 2020 The run will be happening on Thursday at 7:48pm EST LETS SUPPORT A GREAT CAUSE!!!

Quick question: Do you think there’d be interest in something like a “Learn Japanese through Splatoon” series? Not sure if I’ll actually do it, but it sounds interesting to me.

A wedding is kinda like a LAN

Surprise announcement: Doki Doki Literature Club is available NOW on Android and iOS devices as a free download! 💚 The entire #DDLC story can now be enjoyed on phones and tablets for free. All of the additional content from DDLC Plus is available as a paid add-on. serenityforge.com/games/doki-d...

i fucking love Vocaloid Music