revert all the squeezer nerfs and the splatoon 3 meta becomes MINIMUM 300% more enjoyable and playable for everyone

I would like weeklies to not use counterpicks

can chargers players learn that if i hit somebody 50+ with something that they dont need to do a full charge trade me from close - mid range. cus 95% of the time they miss and die

son

W players who say they don’t want to play whatever tourney I asked them to play instead of ignoring me or making up an excuse

xp doesnt mean anything @comp players

@ top teams/players if yall actually report the alting players in NAL to the TOs with proof I think they'll listen. i reported them last week, but they ignored me. they might listen to you. #compsplatoon

"hi i am from israel and my favorite map is sturgeon shipyard. i also play eliter 4k"

3rd splatoon doc this week the chronically online are eating this up

grown ass adult human male btw

ngl the community doesnt need a splat safety. i think its genuinely the most chronically online shit ever - not to say it was a bad thing

splatoon community would be 20 times better if people went outside

some splatoon stickers #splatoon

Giving western the host advantage vs JP and still losing is crazy

I have a mii that couldnt make any friends and got a crush on the only person who talked to her but she got rejected and now literally no one will cheer her up because again, she has no friends I gave her a romance TV show, popcorn and ice cream but shes still depressed what the fuck

How do I repost this twice

if i had a dollar for every time it took an NA/EU player an ungodly amount of time to join a pb room i would genuinely have over $100 atp

how can i make this about heavy splatling

i hope dynamo gets the most diabolical nerf the series has ever seen

give dynamo every nerf squeezer + machine + Sblast + zooka got because i think everybody agrees that dynamo deserves it

"vheavy(vheavy)" 😭 yeah????? what else do u think im gonna play 😭😭😭😭😭

when the support paints the wall you need to climb to get to snipe for u 🥹🥹🥵🥵🥵🥵🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴

EU gotta be the most entitled region

how it feels watching the other team bitch about some "lag abuse" when its their first time not hosting a room

being a backline really is like being a tired parent like i dont care what you do anymore but can you just stop dying to the blaster holding w key

imagine winning 4 luti sets and still not qualifying for playoffs lmaoooooo

5-2 Pollo (seed 1 in div 1) probably my best game in a series in a long time www.twitch.tv/videos/27216... vod POV Replay code: R5TJ-7FQY-R086-HJUJ

watching for flanks on sz hagglefish and barnacle is a lot like playing fnaf if you think about it

straight up jorking it

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This app still irrelevant af

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

also no offense to anyone who thinks like this but a new nintendo console just got unveiled that will definitely be the best thing they ever put out hardware wise and if you are unironically thinking or saying “but third kits tho what abt third kits” you are probably a miserable person

Lft I'm li banned, a41 elible, +2, div 7+ luti s11, level up eligible, ftiu eligible, sos banned, sendouq diamond+, 2000 x rank na, 3.2k x rank jp, mug cup banned, lsl eligible, sos banned, in the zone eligible, div 8 oce, splat safety eligible, sos mako eligible, have +3 results Rt appreciated 🙏

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I think I didn’t get the memo…

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