Quitting for real, I’ve been feeling exponentially worse every single time I attempt this shit so I’m not gonna try anymore

bsky when you trying to upload a fucking video

How long are people gonna gaslight themselves into thinking brella's an S tier this time?

2500 jp :)

I’m a deer with ouppy tendencies

Me at every splat meetup that has ever happened, ever

Playing mincemeat zones this rotation and absolutely NONE of the dynamo players I've been matched alongside have taken notes from Best Tacticooler Spots #1 - Mincemeat Metalworks and it SHOWS!!!!! www.youtube.com/shorts/ah9xg...

Can EVERY SINGLE DYNAMO PLAYER IN THE WORLD PLEASE LEARN HOW TO PLACE THEIR COOLERS IN A GOOD SPOT BEFORE I LIVESTREAM YOUR FUCKING DEMISE

🏅Carnival Jellies got 4th From The Ink Up🏅 vbucket - Vega Wellstring - 03 Splash - shmarlow vblast - Roxy ggs to all we played against #compsplatoon

bleatbix is my choice of deereal

Real, 95% of maps are fun if you are pure of heart

Non-OCE comp feels so strange now. Where’s hammerhead rainmaker? Where’s brinewater clams?

WE'RE SO DYNABACK

idea i had

Seeing everyone raving about the update after accidentally leaving my switch in Sydney

If I end up getting an even higher X peak on brush than 2400 when I’m back home I think I’ll look into JP scrims with it because what the hell is going on Might be a banger pocket, I’m exaggerating the hate for it ngl

This is an essay piece #splatoon3

I already want to quit drawing because I feel like shit, what the fuck I thought it would take longer than that

I don’t want to be taught what to do, I want to be taught how to learn.

Fighting game special intro for when you pick a mirror match of the Weirdo Character.

🫩

you got a problem, pal

PLEASE GET MY GIRLFRIEND A TEAM PLEASE She really wants a consistent group to improve with!!

I think I’ll trial the username “Kate1225” when making accounts for new games and that. Splatoon might not need it because I don’t know of anyone who goes by Kate in comp so it’s fairly easy to recognise me as is. I might change my splashtag for it, I’m not sure yet

‪“THEY’RE SO WEAK JUST TAP THEM” after landing one (1) 17.5 damage spark isn’t gonna fool anyone anymore they’re gonna know I’m the problem 😭‬

Once I get back home from a 3 day family trip I’m locking in even more on X, the momentum I have in rainmaker right now is motivating me so goddamn much. Plus I still need to calc zones with rapid and I have high hopes there too. I’m not stopping at 2400. I can go higher.

OH MY FUCKING GOD?????????????????????????????

Just got a new JP peak for the first time in over 2 years and still going FUCK BRUSH I HATE THIS FUCKING WEAPON

Fully embracing X rank as the best way to practice, largely for these reasons, has shockingly made the game more fun for me than it has been in a very long time. If you prioritize getting good powers or winning games its infuriating, but if you can escape that mindset the tables completely turn

Oh fuck I missed my 1 year HRT day oops Happy 368 days HRT to me! :3

Honestly with how late the devs are leaving 11.0 news I'm starting to think maybe it *is* just splatfest maps in pb

I'm starting commissions !!! Max 2 slots atm (don't wanna overwhelm myself)

I don’t even recognize Splatoon Twitter anymore ngl things are a lot healthier over here

I’m tempted to give my sonas (deer or even adjust the octoling a bit) glasses even though I don’t wear prescription glasses irl. I just like the idea of going for the librarian / English teacher look since I’m going for that line of work as a career

2241 -> 2316 and up 2-0 at the end of the rotation genuinely fuck brush fuck this weapon why can't I get powers this high on rapid MY ALL-TIME PEAK IS 2333 AND I SET IT TWO YEARS AGO AND IT WAS ALSO ON FUCKING BRUSH

Pivoting permanently to rapid is the best decision I’ve ever made for my enjoyment of competitive splatoon. No matter how my teams or pickups perform in a tournament, I’m enjoying myself way more than when I played pen or slop. Even though I haven’t matched my peak pen results (yet 👀), I’m happy.

What are you guys playing? I'm supposed to be playing Game Of War™ but this one player keeps kicking my ass. Is it TheLegend67?! Yeah, TheLegend67. Who is TheLegend67 Some say TheLegend67 is the first Game Of War™ player ever. Born from fire.

📈‼️ (I only had time for 3 calc games but I'm on a 3 KO winstreak)

📈❓ (I haven't calc'd JP zones yet)

1941 -> 2241 JP in one rotation today shit fuck no not again please god

The specific way I naturally curl into a ball when I lie down or sleep lowkey gives me species euphoria because it feels like I’m a fawn laying on da grass

Update, decided to take things slower and sketch regular deer refs and concepts first so I can get familiar with the parts that I can personalise, then that’s when I’ll make it mine

I believe in Opinion A and B. I’m a stupid walking contradiction

15 cps Minecraft 1.7 jitter PvP to 15 cps inkbrush X rank pipeline is fucking crazy shame inkbrush cps is capped to 10 in game smh

Once I'm fully de-rusted from comp this week after weeks of not playing seriously, that is when I will skyrocket the goddamn line

Oh btw if anyone has messaged me on Bluesky I literally can’t read it because of the age verification thing here please don’t get mad at me ;-;

Might make a personal discord server and invite anyone I vibe with. I want to hang out with people more outside of Splatoon. :D Reply or like this post if you’d be interested and if I fw you I’ll invite you

It probably says more bad than good things about me that I’m not out of tune of Gen Alpha brainrot humour

I find meta vs off-meta debates funny because meta is kind of arbitrary. What works best FOR YOUR TEAM? What about FOR TOP PLAYERS? Okay, now THE COMMUNITY? What if we discuss OPTIMAL PLAY? Those answers are probably very different, and while people may disagree on that, thats okay! #compsplatoon 1/

I will try sketch ideas for this today, hold me to this.