Updated my Sendou bio with the real shit

LIVE NOW. COME WATCH MY STREAM (or T.N.T's we're playing the same game)

Starting from tonight, Kensaroos will hold weekly game nights as a team and stream them on Twitch on Sunday nights! Our first game is Tabletop Simulator tonight starting at around 9-9:30 pm AEDT. We’ll quote this post once we’re live so you can find us!

Clubhouse Games local GameShare type shit @totallynottails.bsky.social @albonchap.bsky.social @nickolime.bsky.social

Balls

Ragebaiting T.N.T in catch is ALWAYS morally correct.

I should try RPD again for fun, I know I’m the best vac player south of Japan and play a lot of cooler but there’s also another one that exists

I think this is the best post-tournament pic we've ever taken (and the ftiu run was also cool i guess)

I would like to issue a formal apology to every team that got absolutely decimated by jumping 3 power clams with a Reefslider. This mode isn't real.

@petey.au CHECK THE SERVER IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT CHANNEL (several missed calls) @/Xx_iKowaspl137_xX was there? @/FickleFishes Thanks for yelling T.N.T's stream! shout out Snart and Birdwarrior

What's that!? YEAH THAT'S RIGHT!!! 🥉3RD PLACE FTIU 88! @totallynottails.bsky.social This Louie is so FLY @visiblereality.au Did not crash out over the Brush @roxystar.bsky.social Went left on Humpback RAIN @agentcyan-spl.bsky.social REEF CHEESE!!! GGs to everyone! We're sorry Clam blitz exists!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Sniper Scout Spy Demoknight Call ts Bream Fortress 2 Who’s with me

GO youtube.com/live/LL7n6ft...

KENSAROOS GOT GOLD BRACKET FTIU LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THAT’S MY FUCKING GOATS

SHUT THE FUCK UP 💢💢💢💢 @totallynottails.bsky.social

Giving T.N.T co-captain permissions was a mistake -K

3-2 +50 okay buddy

Tried 50/50 pen and liter in a scrim today, liter is really fun I’m bad at it but it’s fun :3

I have always treated it as a vibes and friends place first. The comp playing has always, and will always be an extension of the vibes we share.

I literally cannot spooky-fy my name it’s so joever

My bsky is so comically sanitised compared to my twitter I’ll just say

Sometimes I forget Kensaroos is still a Splatoon team occasionally, most of the time we’re just a group of fellas brainrotting about Australian public transport or Balatro or Deltarune

As far as every doctor can tell, they’re pretty sure I’m neurotypical But also there is a history of autism spectrum in my family and I also know a fucking lot about Sydney trains

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People immediately dogpiling on liter being tried out lowkey pmo I just want to play something other than pencil for the first time in 2 years without people saying I’m throwing I want to enjoy splatoon I like pencil but it’s been so draining only being wanted on one weapon Please let me have fun

RETURNING TO COMP AS AN RPS BACKLINE PLAY MY ROCK PAPER SCISSORS

Next All 4 One RM (8 Nov?) I will play only vac rapid, this is my calling

5/5 CLAMS CALC WINS WITH VAC RAPID IT BEGINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Say hello to OCE's weirdest comp! Echo N-P is on the up-and-coming with a brella, flux, carbon and explo! Who needs cooler when you've got teammates as cool as this! Me - Carbon Slanted - Brella Sap - Flux Lamp - Explo Expect to see us around, we're aiming high!

SUPER FUN COMP THANK YOU FOLKS FOR LETTING ME SUB FOR THE SCRIM :333

We don't have a name atm, but we're always ready to back each other up! Playing in our first scrim today we had tons of fun! We still need a 4th player, zap/pencil/hedit/rapid, we're flexible! (Just be comfy with our comps :3) Koi - Carbon/Dwiper Slanted - Brella/Recycle Sap - Reeflux/Dousers

I’m about to go up 3 LUTI divs

Kate back on fraud watch

Weekly game night streams with the Kensaroos team soon - Kate

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

I feel like I’m at a small crossroads in comp at the moment. I’m not in a hurry to return like I thought I’d be after my break, so I may as well take things slowly and think through my options: 🧵

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#splcensus #compsplatoon #splatoon Day 3! Today on the age distribution of the Splatoon community 90% are 27 or younger About half are 19 or younger with minors accounting for 31% of those surveyed Median: 20 Mean: 20.78 StDev: 5.75 again, again, graphic by the incredible @zapfisk.splstrong.com

Planning dates and details for Lone Sailor 6 and Lone Sailor NA 1, expect updates on the server very soon

How am I instantly SNAPPING to opponents with rapid lately I didn’t used to do that what the fuck is happening to me am I reaching nirvana

#splcensus #compsplatoon #splatoon The first of hopefully many posts on data from the Splatoon Community Census! Shown is a chart of players LUTI div from the most recent season, compared with their X power, showing a pretty linear correlation Chart by the wonderful @zapfisk.splstrong.com

#splcensus #compsplatoon #splatoon Day 2! This time on queer identity within the Splatoon community By far one of the more staggering findings from it for me personally. We are curious to see how this compares to other communities. again, chart by the amazing @zapfisk.splstrong.com

Do I just vac rapid all X modes tbh Solo warrior vac rapid type shit

????

It begins.

new commission type: 🫃 10usd to see your friend/teammate drawn pregnant . dm for inquiries

Being a job seeker in 2025 is a prison, a certain Australian retail megacorp is trying to make me do my first interview with a fucking AI instead of a human to be considered Guess I’ll keep searching elsewhere

RM: Vac Rapid (🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️) CB: Splat Brella SZ: undecided TC: undecided (pen maybe?)