Introducing: Bottom of the Barrel‼️ This is a brand new Splatoon tournament which bans all the meta weapons. More information in the attached video and replies. Be ready on June 27th. SIGN UP NOW!!! #compsplatoon

scep tier list

they're gonna let me play clash

"Midtier? I WISH Scep would play a midtier!" I have not stopped laughing for 12 hours it is not my fault

"Alting is bad" bruh I've been saying that for years where have y'all been. Only took us seeing the real implications of it to understand it, huh?

I think we all know how I feel about alts. Here are things you can do: - Check FCs, when you add them via registration, does a NSO profile come up? - Screenshot splashtags, NSO pages, Opponent Drip - Check your "recently played with". Does it match what their FCs bring up?

[esports guy learning how to transport his infant child around in a pram] dude he's one he's literally one push him!!

We got 🥇 in Journey's End: Episode 1's underground bracket! @glitchedcactus.bsky.social 52 (derogatory) @koolyoshi.bsky.social 16-1 2689p (bow player, derogatory) @pixelhearts.bsky.social Humpback enjoyer (derogatory) @scepidilionz.inkling.social best blob today (derogatory) GGs to everyone!

Okay but does anyone have the numbers on what percentage of people going to Riptide are still playing on a switch 1? /Genq

My cat ate my headphones

"I'm going T-girl-mode" - @mothmansp.bsky.social (never beating the egg allegations)

LF +1 for coral clash 8ET :) Backline, no pen. Bow, explo, BP, heavy preferred

Also like being real I'm so proud of how the team has been playing lately. Starting to see us adapt mid set is incredible. Seeing game plans put to test is amazing. It's genuinely awesome

actual uncanny valley looking at this

We're literally running recycle blob but okay lmfao

Apologies for the mald post i just really dislike lumeria

Lumeria is the worst map in the game and I want a personal apology from Nintendo

Now looking for: Bow/wellstring splash/zap

I have an itch to play with a roller this week (pref. carbon) if you want to run a tourney or two hit me up :) we can plan the rest of the comp together

James keeps telling everyone in the Mexican restaurant "happy siete de mayo"

She is very lonely

this just in: I am no longer in 4th place for the team x rank power race You have no idea how much I've been sweating

It's just like... Did you all learn nothing from the incidents of Six weaponizing her callout doc on Gem? The lesson learned shouldn't have been "We were wrong and therefore the harassment wasn't justified" but "Harassment is never justified."

Everyone should be nicemaxxing. You should be kindmogging everyone

Long ago, the 4 nations lived in harmony

Normalize not vibing with someone and not making a big deal about it.

@starry-echo.bsky.social never give my teammate advice again. We just got horse'd.

41 unprocessed cases. Reading that made my stomach drop. The SSC members should have NEVER been hacked and doxxed. Tournament organizers should have NEVER been treated this way. We’ve done so much harm to *our own community.* We can’t let something like this happen again.

It's time to tell you the truth. SSC has been dead for a long time. Let's talk. docs.google.com/document/d/e...

One time at Riptide I was so sick with my period that I had to vom, while I was commentating. It was an emergency. I grabbed @jpg-is.online and put him in my chair, and said to "Didn't you have questions for jpg?" Or something like that. I RAN. All of this was live.

i'm so glad i do

As a TO, I was treated differently than my peers due to being afab. It was something we recognized at the time, but there was never anything to be done about it. I'm glad to see these conversations. Do better, listen.

I don't normally post my manicures on here but my golly I am just so happy with how these came out I cannot stop staring at them

I want to go to more lans bro set me free

Blob stocks are up tn

LCS is genuinely the coolest thing to happen to splatoon ever Infinite thanks to everyone who has worked on it, and to the TOs who ran each event

Super excited to be commentating the LAN Championship Showdown tonight with @thoma.inkling.social !!! It's yap time 🗣️ Come join us with @seabattlespl.bsky.social's "We aren't practicing" VS @squidwest.bsky.social's "7.8/10 Too Much Ink" ! www.twitch.tv/splatoontour...

okay hear me out I think a large part of the reason the west is behind japan is that we will play zones only- but limit the zones maps. Reality is maps like gorge, undertow, flounder, and lumeria (just to name a few) do NOT play the same as our western staples (mako, haggle, mahi).

Tonight, we crown our champion. Tune in to the LAN Championship Showdown 2026 at 7pm ET! www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney

The day you plant the seed is not the day you eat the fruit. Let’s all keep tending to our crops, let’s all continue to work hard

Kyo is and will always be the goat

I knew kids were expensive these days, but $499?

Always continuing to learn things about myself on LAN. I'm a player that needs to feel confident or I fold. Live and learn

"Shut up ProCharles" -Rush

Lagoon sharks for AURA, securing the 2-0 set victory for Acrowhatever! www.twitch.tv/splatoontourney

“You cannot kill me in a way that matters” type beat

Washed. Retired. Disbanded. 3-0 groups

Drippier than your team since 2021