They didn’t give me the girlypop adderall this time 😔

2 DAYS UNTIL SUNSET SURGE! Something is looking familiar here. Is that Acropor-, Acrobo-, Oh!... Acrowhatever! 🅰️ Having members of an old classic team: "Acropora", this battle is gonna get dicey! Some are flying all the way from the other coast, ready to give it their all this April 18th!

Southwest passengers - illiterate?

Saw a guy at the airport carrying the same tennis racket I use. I didn’t get to talk to him but it was cool, it’s not a racket you see very often

Proof of concept ranges in Map Planner. Worth the effort or not?

anyways i think im the best brush player alive

🌾 witch hat stamps 1 #Δ帽子 #witchhatatelier

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

C4LL13 day: contrived, confusing, confined to splatoon people Anniversary of Neil banging out the tunes: natural, simple, intersectional This is a Neil Banging Out The Tunes Day household

20 years of this so let’s look at this art I did three yrs ago. Happy 4/13, Neil’s day

FRESH 💥 GRIP 🎾 FRIDAY ‼️

I said I was charming in the family gc and Dad hit me with the 🤔 react Pray for me I might not make it

Dear coworker, If you are going to chew with your mouth open you must eat something other than an apple

I gotta get more glorpy

DISHWASHER GETTING FIXED TODAY LFG

Finished the moving out part. Feeling accomplished but now there’s no excuse for the moving in part

THIS IS SO COOL

WIP

Dawg they want me to use AI to mark my tasks complete

Great self-prank, I didn’t take my adderall this morning. No wonder I don’t understand anything

Strange dream last night. Strangest of all is that Luigi was my brother but I was just me, not Mario. Mario wasn’t even there

They are still beeping

If you are tempted to engage with the new HP because you like Wizard School might I suggest Magic The Gathering’s new upcoming set Secrets of Strixhaven which has this colorful horse

Hilarious that the revolving doors at my office are always busted and sometimes they’re so busted that they just beep all day

We're recruiting for a new fourth! The team is gonna take a slight change in direction, as we're looking for a backline/anchor instead of a new sword/aggro midline. RT's are appreciated, please reach out to @codestatic.bsky.social on discord or bsky for questions/tryouts! (details also in alt text)

Pspspspsps

Living directly on a city street is awesome I feel like I’m in Hairspray

Today is the team's birthday! We formed 5 years ago today! Time flies when you're playing with your besties! Happy birthday Jelly Squids 🎂

Forget JuJutsu Kaisen, I need to play a “Culling Game Part 1” with my wardrobe! 🤣🤣

We finally actually remembered to get a drip pic after winning underground in CCHT #33! Ty to @mothmansp.bsky.social for playing with us Connie - "Yall are sleeping on Goritaire" 🍌 Ace - "Your banana is so fat" Static - "I'm using bounty to discard 3 of them" Mothman - "It puts the 'fur' in 'fury'"

Had a dream last night that they revealed subs (not whole kits) for Splatoon 4 instead of third kits for Splatoon 3. At least heavy got wall

I compliment a pretty girl everyday (Heavy Splatling Splatoon)

Me: hey manager this is what I’m looking at as a stretch goal to work towards this quarter My manager, 3 days later: hey check it out I implemented your stretch goal

The matchmaking changes… Am I going to see more or less triple anchor lobbies

OTD 1935, Arsenal beat Everton 2-0 at Goodison Park with goalkeeper Frank Moss scoring the second goal. He had dislocated his shoulder earlier in the game but returned to the field and played on the left wing. Eddie Hapgood took his place in goal.

Day #6 of sendou ink redesign features highlighted Big goal we had was making navigating around the site effortless and with that in mind we have introduced: 1) Global search (incl. 🆕 tournament, org) 2) Weapon quick access 3) Categorized nav items (desktop) #sendouink

the amount of time between now and the raiders reveal trailer is now longer than the time gap between raiders trailer and grand fest

Our lead illustration researcher is working overtime! In some places it's customary to give a gift back to your Valentine, though nonchalantly flinging white chocolate at them like Pearl and Marie are doing here seems less customary.

Happy MAR13 day (:

Played good tennis today (:

“Claude gives you reuseable code” tell me more about how you haven’t actually opened an IDE in 10 years

Mysterious package arrived at home and I have to sit at work for FIVE MORE HOURS AND TEN MINUTES RAAAAAAH

First FRESH 💥 GRIP 💥 FRIDAY 🎾 of 2026 let’s fucking go gamers

did u know new sata ssds are mostly empty inside but just the right size for a custom enclosure

Failed the take your meds check this morning. One day I will have a productive weekend

Dwarves don't even haul metal ore to stockpile anymore they just look at you like this

ACCESS DENIED moment in AD 2026? It’s more likely than you think

I bought a raspberry pi this week and ideas about using it to spit MIDI into my synth are flooding my brain