what? the fuck are ylou? Hello 👋👋👋👋👋👋

heavy buff got reverted all the fake splatling bitches to the back!!!! go back on pencil posers

Pikuniku 2 announced for Nintendo Switch 2 https://nintendoeverything.com/pikuniku-2-announced-for-nintendo-switch-2/

Hello Kitty: Party Land announced for Nintendo Switch 2, Switch https://nintendoeverything.com/hello-kitty-party-land-announced-for-nintendo-switch-2-switch/

in case anyone wanted a hint for my chishoals 43 fit 👀

Underscores cancelling her Midwest tour dates to tour with a musician who also won't be hitting the Midwest and whose tickets I can't afford anyway is literally my 9/11 congrats girl get ur bag but cmoonnnnn

played in a highlevel scrim today and holy midlevel is soooooo slow. it's like playing a different game.... i want highlevel so badly

isn't she lovely...

They could never make me hate you Heavy Splatling

it must be scary playing a killer wail weapon when u have a speec impediment cause what happens if u say "im railing them" when u pop wail

"brah go outside n hang out with people" there is No one my age and Nothing Interesting to do in buttfuck midwest

classes being done for the summer is fun n all until you remember that you're extremely autistic and you need a set schedule or else you Will neglect your health

SHOW MATCH IS LIVE twitch.tv/texas_splatoon

PRINCESS NEPTUNE IS HERE!! @texas-splatoon.ink

Open to opportunities I play all rollers and slosher I will learn and play my best to reach top level

i am so sorry goat your voice carries much importance 2 me if you told me to play vheavy rn i would

when no one listens to your comm but then the second someone with a masculine voice breathes everyone listens to them

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Today's Splatoon artist of the day is... @mel0mania.bsky.social! You better watch out and tune in, for mel0mania is crazy good both in turf war and in drawing some awesomely fresh art of their inklings and octolings! As always, check out their art in the thread below! #splatoon #splatoonaotd

H-Town Social is TODAY!!! We’ll be having an in-person showmatch between some H-Town regulars 🔥 The showmatch will be streamed live on the @Texas_Splatoon Twitch channel! #CompSplatoon

so feminine ❤️

Today's Splatoon artist of the day is... @femmyy.bsky.social! Femmy gifts everybody online with an gorgeous artstyle and excellent use of shading and rendering in art and doodles of both their OC's and others commissions! As always, check out their art in the thread below! #splatoon #splatoonaotd

oh n btw its free of charge! i dont have a way for anyone to send money so if u really wanna pay me wait until chishoals 😭 but its really not necessary

time to change da display name to show dat im going to chishoals 👀 also i plan to give out some kandi charms(google it) and some pins that i needa get of if ur going to chishoals n u want a custom charm just lmk in replies or dms. i dont have red beads though. Sorry

SWS25 wasn't enough for them; Healbook will be stepping in to take on the Global Gauntlet #2 Finals. #sws26 @jjaeigh.bsky.social - Splat Brella @drawingdudelen.art - Blaster @prosperrr.bsky.social - Heavy Splatling @adaptabilityy.bsky.social - Tri-Slosher Nouveau Tomorrow evening at 8pm PT!

A new global online #MarioKartWorld event is about to kick off! The Mario Kart World Global Online Challenge will take place from Jun 4 at 5pm PT – Jun 11 at 5pm PT. Who's ready to race? Learn more: https://ninten.do/6017vdTQH

sugoii!! #art #artist #splatoon #splatoonart #digitalart

heavu splatling has a big head because heavy splatling mains(pre 11.0) are very intelligent and kind.

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK thank u marjane for writing persepolis u made me get a good grade on my I/O

how to play splatoon without harming yourself no glue no borax no "taking a break"

how it feels to have a gay mexican that u just bond with

its not a want but rather a need

I have splatoon diabetes

A healthy diet food group, perhaps?

i remember one time someone said spl practice was like a diet... it's good to have a balance of all forms of practice...... just like how its good to have a balance of food groups....

Every system of measurement has flaws. There is no perfect metric. Solo, tourney results, sendouQ. The question comes down to, what are we measuring? What degree of reliability do we want?

Your North American champions, Milky Way have qualified for Global Gauntlet #2. #sws26 @branspl.bsky.social - Slosher @dotqueue.bsky.social - Snipewriter 5H Ice - Heavy Splatling @isjared.bsky.social - Splat Dualies Tune into the GG2 Finals this upcoming Friday at 8pm PT here on IPL or AREA CUP!

korilakkuma at discovery world! it went to the gift shop. n said Fuck That when it saw the outrageous prices!(why are we charging 7 dollars for nutella + cracker to go thing fuck big corps)

i think the real takeaway from the XP as a skill metric thing is that there is no definitive single metric to use. there's multiple things that can place a player's skill, but it is up to you, the beholder, to assess and judge that.

would just like to remind yall that this is a grown man. a grown adult saying this

when ur oomf tryna leave u but the both of uve exchanged yalls deepest darkest secrets so now ur soul-locked for life

It’s been 10 years since I’ve last seen my heavy splatling wife, she must be in so much paint 💔

heavy splatling... is like lesbianism. people say they fw it. but when they see a they/them lesbian(heavy deco). they get Weirded Out. #lesbiansforheavysplatling

aand Ribbit! :') #tadc #ribbit #jax

OKAY.

at this rate heavy splatling is going to get wall/booyah before i get a romantic partner im genuinely interested in

and the last one, human Jax and Pomni! 🫶 #tadc #Jax #Pomni #funnybunny

we are banning chopped people(blaster) and hot bitches(heavy splatling) from this brand new tournament