call me makomart callouts the way I got melons and stacks

overlord's greatest, lovely rival #umamusume #fanart

Valentine's Day #art #fanart

it's crazy to me that it's 2026 and it's still possible to get cooler vs coolerless in X rank like they've been aware for like a year or two now how game-defining cooler is, so at this point it's more of an active choice to keep X rank matchmaking that way, which is insane

Will you be my valentine?

it's so funny seeing all the teen/young adult midlevels try to look cool or edgy, like buddy, you're playing Splatoon, you're 3 levels deep in cringe

Flirting for food (don’t get swindled) 💘 #art

happy GALentine's day!! 💖💕 #umamusume #ウマ娘

eliter implies the existence of offline, physical liters

chat what do you do when you're yearning but your gf costs a significant amount of money to see

10⭐️ Slosher! First 10⭐️ weapon :)

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

like this right

two signs in the desert with one pointing left and saying "water 1 mile" and the other pointing right and saying "yuri 20 miles" and then there's me crawling to the right

My gf @mrechoangel.bsky.social commissioned an artist to draw my guy for my birthday 😭 artist is milskellyfox on insta!

uh oh

the one braincell has turned evil

my brain keeps blending silent hill and resident evil together and I keep thinking "huh aren't they pumping those games out way too fast'

never before seen levels of newgrounds brain

Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?

Announcing RAT GAME! 🐀 1 Chef vs 2 to 8 rats - who would win?? A comedy horror co-op game where a team of rats secretly tries to ruin a restaurant while another player tries to stop them…

マチカネ- 🎨

スペ…ちゃん…？　#ウマ娘

if I was a Splatoon dev I'd have so much fun making patches. I'd nerf stamper's range and be like "we have made sure that weapons intended to be used at a medium range aren't stronger at fighting from a distance than weapons intended to do so" and everyone would praise me for explaining my thoughts

Oh....my penis is big....

"Just fucking transition already" in all its forms is necessary counterculture to the endless fucking eggslop that litters the trans internet. "When you wish you were a–" you are one. Transition about it. Quit romanticising the closet.

can't spell yuri without u and i

they should drop the 3 from Splatoon 3 and rerelease it with a few assets remixed and more content updates

maybe comp splatoon would be fun again if i picked range blaster instead of sblast

figured out how to make this website usable, finally

hachimi date

honse 💉 #ウマ娘 #umamusume

I didn't use drafts much on twitter bc I didn't post random thoughts there, but on here I have so many thoughts that I type out but then shelf, it's gonna be beautiful

when are the devs patching in the option to forget unwanted memories

another year another mediocre mario sports title being sold for full price

A friend of mine was using a tool to analyze market research for his game. As a check he tested it on DELTARUNE. Seems like I have a lot of things to work on...

trying to get back into drawing

It's so cool how a bunch of kids realized they were queer by talking to queer people online and now suddenly every major company and government is tripping over their own dicks to turn the world into an Orwllian surveillance state so that never happens again.

I was gonna post "hmm maybe I should give overwatch a shot I've heard it's gotten better" but then I realized that'd be like posting "hmmm maybe I should give vaping a shot I've heard it's gotten better than smoking"

Each of these images has been edited to create something that normally isn't possible in Splatoon 3. Can you find the mistakes?

Oh....my penis is big....

oh....my sleepiness is big....

shakafai my beloveds 💖

me when i hate making money

doto #ウマ娘 #umamusume

insecurities 1/6

like hellloooooo can i take you on a date

i keep looking back on selfies i took a few weeks ago that felt extremely mid at the time and thinking "wow she's pretty" lol