i'm hosting a lil splat family feud for a 24 hour charity stream my college esports club is doing this weekend, and i need more folks for my survey!!! the questions are silly. please please take a few minutes to fill it out if you can 🙏 the more responses, the better, ty! forms.gle/PQcWscWS2CBa...

Sorry guys I did bait you. The hottest weapon is whatever I'm playing when I'm playing for the six-pack yokes babeyyyyy

Hyped my dog up to go play fetch in the park just to walk over there and see that the city is mowing the grass so we have to turn around. I think I'm the worst person to ever live

What weapon would be the sluttiest as a tattoo. Unrelated jw

what's the sluttiest tattoo placement that's not a tramp stamp (I don't wear low rise pants)

its 2-2 if youd like an update

i think there was an am/pm miscommunication

LUTI tonight. tomorrow morning. 9 am CDT. Yokes v Tasteless. All-out brawl for d9 Americas Group H playoffs. be there!!!!

Do people still care about animal crossing. If I make animal crossing villager plates do you think anyone would be interested in buying them at a gamer convention?? Or should I just stick to Pokemon

Due to rising costs, we are experiencing shrinkflation and are now the four-pack yokes. like the bougie craft beers you see in the local section of your preferred alcohol vendor where the labels on the cans are stickers. Ty for your understanding in these trying times

Wow. Im 27

Happy trans day of visibility if you she/her me I will slice u with a splatana so deep your great great grandchildren will have scars

Pikito

"meta" this and "meta" that. have you ever met a woman?

H-TOWN SPLASHDOWN #7 WILL SUPPORT ALL SWITCH VERSIONS 🚀 ✅ Switch 1 ✅ Switch 2 ✅ Switch Lite ✅ Handheld Players We ask that Switch 2 players bring their docks in case we experience any equipment failures. If you have any questions, please ask in the Discord. Tell your teammates! #CompSplatoon

fun fact: if u drink some white monster and then immediately after u drink some busch light it tastes like banana. but not like banana flavoring. more like a real banana. also dont buy real bananas its unethical or something but u know whats not unethical? thats right. white monster + busch light

thoughts on today: 1) the protests are good, actually 2) you should go to one of you can 3) it will do you good to see how many other people also hate this guy 4) you might meet people who you can organize with 5) there are more of us than there are of them 6) we are going to win

Trench crusade

Toyed with the idea of seeing how many men at Adepticon I could convince that I have never heard of Warhammer but after it happened once I realized the answer would piss me off

The Bed Day 8 of drawing Ditto until I give in and nab Pokopia...

My spouse and I got a photo with a celebrity....wow....

The year is 20pewpew. Kbot attempts to run TASL, but every weekend is taken by low level events. The meta has evolved to the point matches are decided by who charges armor first. Thankfully, that year never arrived Instead, the year is 20XX, and the new meta is here for all to see.

I love my rainbow pencil: aftermath.site/i-love-my-rain...

With the HP trailer dropping tomorrow, here's the whole deal: If you watch the show, hell even just the trailer, I will think less of you. I will dislike you. I will think you don't care about trans people. That's it. It's been years. There's no wiggle room. No qualifiers. You care or you don't.

btw pro tip for those making splatoon characters in tomodachi life: for face paint, color in their eye masks, add the white lids, set it below the features -> now they blink and smile like in splatoon :3

devil on ur shoulder saying to go to the dentist hypercube vs angel on ur shoulder saying to let em rot necoconeco who will win

Guys I'm going to a convention this weekend so I don't have time to play the Tomodachi demo so can you please put me in your games and share the shenanigans with me?? Tyia

that one friend who's always getting corrupted by the monolith

When was the last time you all went to the dentist? When was the last time you flossed? Are you brushing twice a day?

Ok so you guys hate me

Super early for my dentist appt ama

Do you guys think I can run with both headphones in if I'm running with my pit bull

DPS ONLY is looking for two players! Our goals are to compete in the NA League for a top 8 placement, and to stay together and work towards top level! We have a Dynamo and a Brush right now, and we wanna try out some wacky comps! Tetras, slosher, bow, charger, 96 etc! Plz repost! ♻️

Are you new to competitive splatoon? Are you looking to get caught up with its rich history and cumulative knowledge? Do you want to get fast-tracked to success? Well look no further than 100 Popcasts Simultaneously. With 100 Popcasts Simultaneously, you'll get caught up to speed in no time.

I LOVE MY DOG

Waddup gang, Dio posting here. Imma be real. I've been out and about all weekend and forgot to put out a reminder post. If you missed the main registration pricing cutoff yesterday, I just extended it until midnight tonight. Go register if you forgot and remind your teammates!

i love luti but i only have so many good post set captions. anyway 5-1 ggs TAMU Century !

Hey remember last time we did sendouQ Sunday? We’re doing it again soon! Two Sundays from now on April the 5h we’re doing it again! Tell your friends and get ready to flood it with low levels :3 #compsplatoon

hiii so this is a really personal post, but i have a chance to move out if my very abusive household. please consider donating if you can, and PLEASE share this! gofund.me/4115de033

false alarm: miller isnt gay sorry (1/2)

Fun fact: bipolar people are way more likely to become manic in the spring. So please check in on ur bipolar loved ones rn. Make sure they're like normal and most importantly getting enough sleep at regular times and also taking their medications. Like. Cannot overstate the importance of sleep+meds

Literally crying I can't be at chishoals today :( have fun everyone!!

The people want squid game changer and I think that means squid improv classes unfortunately

Wow last week was a great time to get into the amazing digital circus huh

I wanna do splatLANs jeopardy again I got more hints to give and puns to make

Fun fact it was Marx who published and popularized the theory that history was decided by the movement of large groups of people, not extraordinary men (which was the incredibly dominant theory in the west up until that point)