glug glug glug bitch

Just in time for sunkenscrolls.ink to get new resources! Go check it out, I had a great time chatting with Radha

Thanks to a contribution by @hfcred.dev sendou ink now has an often requested support for pronoun selection! It can be added on your profile settings page and shows in some contexts such as chats, tournament match rosters & the API stream layouts use. #sendouink

Sunken Scrolls update! I've expanded the scope from just competitive resources to anything Splatoon related. This includes lore, tableturf, salmon run (very WIP), assets, etc. Additionally, the site now has it's own domain, sunkenscrolls.ink! (scrolls.tessaract.gay now redirects)

updating Sunken Scrolls is evil because I'm forced to actually learn about what I put on the site Oh Akira made a rainmaker guide? Now I have to spend 30 minutes being taught how to improve as a player. the horror 😭 /lh

Want a sanity check on this take from other pen players How much would you say pencil benefits from cooler's effects? I'd argue the QSJ/mobility matter a ton with QR a little less, but ultimately it's much more selfless with cooler output for the team vs using cooler for itself. #compsplatoon

It's back. The Splat World Series returns for 2026. More information to be announced by the end of Q1. #compsplatoon

Hyperdive is the socialism of splatoon

putting 2 dollars in the vending machine to buy myself a tasty treat

i hate when i get another backline on my team cause now i gotta figure out who's gonna be the top(aggro) and who's gonna be the bottom(passive)

Happy New Year!! 🎆🎊

ty oomfies for making me xD this year

Today is the last day that you can repost this image

i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me

a third injury has hit the bridge. be warned, this is the consequence of an 18+ team

Pilots trying to locate a distress signal

as a wise person once said

> wants to capture ghosts > looks inside > no ink vac #highdivsplatoon

Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...

Reflection on the year and what I want to become next year A new year is always arbitrary to try and achieve things, and I'm not going to view it a failure if I fail to meet some of these. But I know it's possible to get there, and I want to be ambitious! #compsplatoon

Streaming solo queue for a bit - think I have a multistream chat overlay working though! Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/Ew1oA5n... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

this is what we were meant to do with the tier maker on sendou youtu.be/OI4UCqwB1rg #compsplatoon

They should rework sturgeon and rename it to Sturddlefish Shipyard with no comment

Pjackk come back to us please

THANK GOD MAYBE THE JAPANESE SPLATOON COMMUNITY WILL FINALLY MOVE HERE

Tristrike Tuesdays Pickup! Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/KYHaWR_... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

It's time to decide on the 5th Annual Popcast Awards! Show will be Monday Dec 29 at 6p est. Leave your nominations for the best ____ of the year: Team Captain TO Production Most Improved Team Play (include clip) Match Upset Worst Pick Up name Most wholesome team Breakout commentator

Moonlight vs Nintendo's Gauntlet Our complete Nintendo League Playoffs run. Live now on ALL of our Youtube channels!🔗⬇️ #LIGHTUP🌙✨

so talented 🦭

Got a K/D ratio of 69/117 during Raise 4 RAICES--had 25 splats from Chargers + Rollers combined (didn't see many), so I raised it to $1.60 per feed, and donated $50, with the extra $10 coming from $1 per splat from @radha.splstrong.com in Round 1 :) Look forward to the R4R article early next week!

Congratulations to the winners of Raise 4 RAICES: RAICES Texas, who we raised $4340 for! 🏆 See you tomorrow 🏆 🥈 Into the Soup 🥉 No Good Ideas Thanks for supporting R4R You all helped us WAY exceed expectations, raising over 8 times what we initially thought we would fundraise. #compsplatoon

Agnostic Nonbinary Centrist got 1st in epsilon bracket of @raise4raices.bsky.social! @great-hero-yellow.bsky.social - Pro/Mini @sibirrino.bsky.social - Dualies/Dapples @codestatic.bsky.social - Slosher Me - Wellstring/Edit Ty to everyone who made this event possible, glad we got to participate!

not the tournament organizer tournament 😭 #highdivsplatoon

Playing in Raise 4 RAICES today! Scrim first, starts at 1 pm EST Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/JH7O1Uk... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

CHARGERS & ROLLERS OR SILLIEST SOLDIERS AMONG THE RAISE 4 RAICES TEAMS: if u see me out there not paying attention, do not show mercy. It's for charity. Someday I will learn not to ego peek the enemy E-liter and Saturday, December 20, 2025 will not be that day GGs to all and let's put on a show!

it fucken wimdy

one of my favorite bits

The Whiprays are looking for a support player to join us in silly octo times and squid crimes. ~ 18+ (No Exceptions) ~ LGBTQ+ Friendly ~ Open to Coaching ~ Div5+ Lvl Experience ~ Must Be A Taquito Appreciator ~ Available Weekday Evenings Message XCuber2 on Discord for inquiries!

It's really really cool to see my country try and legalize my childhood trauma of being denied transition. If they don't do it this time, they'll just keep trying until it sticks. It's impressive how far 2025 has pushed my suicidal ideation. I'm numb and out of spite.

New Mem Cakes video - 3 captioned matches showing my thought process using wellstring in rainmaker! Link ⇒ www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DNR...

Swim or Sink 211 with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/0FkhmBS... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

I affirm the strength of the pig

my partner / my crush / my ex / my side piece wellstring is my ride or die wish I could be with ballpoint, she's always on my mind... snipewriter and I weren't meant to be crab edit gives me what wellstring can't, a crab tank 🦀 #compsplatoon

short cjet lives out of spite

How did I get gold wail before cooler???? Guess it's fitting for a game where I kinda just spammed + mist the entire game