showing up to the function wearing respawn punisher 😤

They're ready to compete 😤

New InkLAN today!!!

no no, I didn't say you got to escape #splatoonclips

Inspired me to make my own stringer tier list about how playing each makes me feel 🥺 vWell is amazing I get to hit people with 5 arrows and a giant hammer + a bomb. I'm kinda rusty on tri-stringer still but I can feel the flow state of bulbz and I already liked ballpoint.

Scrim with 11 ft 8 Bridge? Who knows we'll see... Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/hRFAedN... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

Will Psyduck pass his driving test??

today I became the solo queue teammate 😭 #highdivsplatoon #splatoonclips

if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up if you say you can scrim, you should show up

Scrim with 11 ft 8 Bridge! Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/YY3S8n0... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

I'd be interested to see anyone's opinion of this controller if they get it. Only the pricier one has gyro but could be a potential alternative to a pro controller? Maybe @thatsrb2dude.bsky.social could trial it? www.gulikit.com/productinfo/... #compsplatoon

Preliminary guide for s3s and statink uploads: share-md.com/view?id=31bc... #compsplatoon

love a satisfying hammer toss, it was almost rhythmic #splatoonclips

SOS 213 with my New InkLAN pickup! Warming up first Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/yqiYiPZ... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

Appreciation Collective is recruiting!!! We are currently looking for a new 5th! If you're interested in trying out check out this graphic. Please do the google form below to apply! forms.gle/9VfLaXE6iQaw... #CompSplatoon #Splatoon

Doing SOS tomorrow and 2 scrims with 11 ft 8 Bridge this week! You might also catch my New InkLAN pickup on @splatoontourney.bsky.social's stream starting Sat @ ~3 pm EST

see you later see you later alligator

i don’t ask chat gpt i ask chat lgbt (my group chat of gay people only)

This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end! It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍

Gigaton Hammer: The user attacks by swinging its whole body around to attack with its huge hammer. This move cannot be used again for a short time after the blow is dealt.

Reposting this because apparently this discussion is needed again

watching stormy's wonders of anarchy series is reminding me of this foul game i played a few months back youtu.be/6a_Alv8pZu0

Decided it made the most sense to decouple Sunken Scrolls updates to their own account, @sunkenscrolls.ink. Want to make it easier for others to follow updates to the site as well as occasionally spotlight some resources. Also working on a discord server for easier suggestions/feedback

Sunken Scrolls is a community resource aggregator to archive Splatoon resources that would otherwise be lost to time This account will post about any updates to the site as well as highlight some resources you should check out! sunkenscrolls.ink

#splatoon #art @tessaract.gay and her Wellstring

Here is part 3 of my Splat Dualie Guide! Please let me know if there are any questions, please enjoy the video! Thank you to @velvetto.bsky.social for the thumbnail! Please show him your support 💜 #compsplatoon #splatoon youtu.be/azYQDLOjzMQ?...

they deserve it!!

we have not had the best of luck these days with work and I'm putting out sticker preorders to help suppport us! please boost!

Oh hey we were doing this too! (clip from @agaricbickies.bsky.social)

Bow + 96 Analysis: Yesterday’s AREA CUP win was another victory for the Bow comp, making it a back-to-back win. However, I believe that 96 is the key piece that makes this composition so powerful, and the backline is essentially irreplaceable except for Bow. ↓ Continue in the thread #compsplatoon

uh already got gold hammer, figured it would take longer 💀 guess I'll change the goal to be gold crab too?

To any tournament orgs - would you be able to respond with or DM me staffing application links? I'm considering putting them on Sunken Scrolls to make it more accessible for people to get into TOing/production/commentating, since there isn't a central repository for staff applications.

The gift of prophecy.

Hello! I'm reopening my splatoon shop, please help me share it! 🥹 US tariffs complete cut my income more than half, but now US shipping is back up! For a flat rate of 16usd (can be multiple items, and the cost stays the same. Shipping to others is also available! ☀️ arumikat.bigcartel.com ☀️

go ahead and open that link on desktop and just scroll a little

Individual matches by weapon (mostly vWell/cWell) sendou.ink/vods/1414

My wellstring is sick and so am I (pickup scrim for new inklan) Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl Youtube ⇒ youtube.com/live/zpaU2y9... #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

😭 youtu.be/sk6_18MDdKI www.tiktok.com/@splatdroidy... #compsplatoon #splatoon3

I may have the flu, but my edit is still sick 😤 Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl (no multistream, too much work sorry) #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

thoughts.

I don't think something actionable has to happen *now*, but I wanna start a discussion about how we handle a fully enshittified Discord (ads, telemetry, further monetization). Because this is the best Discord will be for the rest of its lifespan. short thread🧵

If y'all want to find a server for X weapon, I'd recommend joining Weapon Class Crosswalk! It catalogs all the weapon/class specific discord servers. sunkenscrolls.ink/posts/discor... (Not a callout by any means, just wanna point people to a good tool) #compsplatoon

bro when youre not actively playing it crosses out your pronouns with your name like its denying your queerness LMAO #compsplatoon

The reason BSKY is 'boring' is because before all this algorithm tuning, if you wanted to find something that would be interesting to you, you had to look for it. You had to... search... and keep tabs... and write things down... it was actually really nice and felt rewarding but maybe I'm old.

The Reddit thread: www.reddit.com/r/confession... Casey’s interaction with the “whistleblower” where he gradually realizes all “evidence” is AI-generated, designed to fool even journalists… then he confronts the faker. Worth the read www.platformer.news/fake-uber-ea...

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