Coming out is hard and labels can be tricky to understand, but I hope you'll still support us all the same: We're n̶o̶n̶b̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ a hypodive comp. Good luck walking forward or damaging us 🤭 #highdivsplatoon

@agaricbickies.bsky.social hit me with the wombo combo during sos

Nancy 3/4/26 💅

"we need to control the right side" got it I'll control all the sides 🫡 #splatoonclips

doing my part to reduce yoshigod oppism everywhere

Fun fact: Wellstring has about the same range as hydra! Even a retake from far right isn't safe 🦭 #splatoonclips

Didn't realize the splash was just chilling there? I'll take the hammer quad though 🦭 #splatoonclips

11 ft 8 Bridge is doing an X Rank Race this season! And we felt inspired, so lowest power at the end of the season will need to post an apology video 😈 (We're dragging Renzo kicking and screaming into playing X for practice) #lowclearance #compsplatoon

Tent players have had 9 months with CRE-M and are now giving birth to their awful posts

We're recruiting for a new fourth! The team is gonna take a slight change in direction, as we're looking for a backline/anchor instead of a new sword/aggro midline. RT's are appreciated, please reach out to @codestatic.bsky.social on discord or bsky for questions/tryouts! (details also in alt text)

#compsplatoon Tentakeel Outpost is now open to the public! If you sign up and make an introduction thread within the month of March, you'll get a badge for your profile! 🐙 tentakeeloutpost.boards.net

New Video: Heavy Edit Nouveau (Mem Cakes) My captioned thought process playing Crab Edit, this time with comms and tournament/scrim matches! Link ⇒ youtu.be/isLoD5R_nd4 #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

24 wave breakers, 13 ink storms. I got past mid once 😭

Legit question for rural Americans - how do I splat the 30-50 feral squids that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my teammates play? #splatoonclips

i really can not emphasize enough that the most materially impactful thing you can do for trans people right now is hire them.

This is what I need cis folks to understand. It's been a decade. Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

Kansas is sending letters to trans people telling them that their licenses will be revoked as of tomorrow and that they risk arrest for driving on a suspended license. This is pure cruelty. www.erininthemorning.com/p/kansas-sen...

Impromptu stream - going to play some X rank or Anarchy for a bit Twitch ⇒ www.twitch.tv/tessaract_spl

commissions open again shares appreciated 30% off with code DISCOUNT! teehee 👉https://ko-fi.com/glack/link/DISCOUNT

You got your Div yesterday, now it's time to prove yourself on stream! Here is the official LUTI Tonight stream request form to have your LUTI match broadcasted with proper overlays and commentators! We are looking for matches on Thursday - Sundays from 7pm ET - 11pm ET for all divs!

BREAKING NEWS #compsplatoon! The wait for a new competitive forum is over: on March 1st, Tentakeel Outpost will be opening its doors in beta! If you join before the 31st, you'll earn an exclusive badge for your profile! 🦑 tentakeeloutpost.boards.net Keep reading for its features on launch!

#compsplatoon A request: please call out genAI in team branding when you see it from your peers. Even better if event TOs have the resources to remove the "art", or prevent those teams from playing unless it's removed. I keep seeing more and more crop up despite the general anti-AI sentiment here.

let this be a lesson: the name of your team matters and could knock you down two entire divs if you fuck it up this bad

We got division 11! (ft 8 Bridge) Wait the only person we know below div 10 is our platinum sponsor, Yoshi God? Funding may dry up #lowclearance #highdivsplatoon

he was forced to eat cement when he was 6!

inkbrush gameplay is only a few sound design decisions away from just being Looney Tunes #compsplatoon

You gotta toggle avoid splattercolor screen to stop from getting flashbanged by people's pages #highcontrastsplatoon

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️ #art

divisions are a lie made up by big popgun. to sell more popgun products. that he produces in popfactoruys.

for a game with so much enby rep in comp, I'm surprised we still be makin out with the gender binary of 'aggressive' and 'passive' genderfluid priorities and roles doesn't mean only feed or charge special, you can be anything. the world is your oyster (to throw into clam basket) #highdivsplatoon

I went 1-8 in SOS and it sent me to hell as punishment #RenzoPleaseStopPostingSplatoon3Clips

The hammer quad can happen at any moment #splatoonclips

LUTI to Discontinue Division 6 For Season 17

hang this up in the louvre

Really happy with how my Sendou bio/profile turned out! Making banners for each section (about me/team/sunken scrolls plug) was definitely worth it. And being able to link to set results is a nice quality-of-life #compsplatoon

Announcing a new user page design for sendou ink, now in preview for Supporters. It allows you to customize your preferred page out of around 30 widgets (at launch). Naturally there's a bunch of completely new elements e.g. badges authored, peak SP, LFG post links, bio markdown... #sendouink

Alternatives for Things Thread 🧵 List of apps/services/etc. that you should consider swapping to! Will forget things/have bias FOSS = free and open source software I'll start with Discord, but I don't think anything looks solid enough yet? Worth waiting a bit to see what looks best to move to

After talking with friends, TOs, and top players, here is a comprehensive write-up about midlevel and its issues. Understanding WHY these issues exists and WHAT we can do is important if we want to bring about change. Written from a midlevel player POV: 🔗read the document here #compsplatoon

With the LUTI signup deadline (or last chance to drop) coming up, I want to offer advice on the most important lesson I learned scheduling my previous team's matches for 3 seasons: Play at the default time unless you want a better chance at your set being streamed

New video! It's about blasters. Thanks Nintendo for releasing 11.0 and 11.0.1 to piss me off specifically.

This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous. Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

JP X rank - actually incredible how long the game let them live after I killed them. They had time to pop stamp and kill 2 of my teammates before dying like 12 seconds later!? You can even see their stamp paint from my perspective 😵‍💫

Big LUTI doesn't want you to learn this one weird trick to get out bad scrim maps

Ballpoint, I miss her...

Wow they really do fucking hate inkjet huh

I am become death, destroyer of discourse #highdivsplatoon