I think I have tried to convince every team I’ve been on about v96’s potential at least once, and thought it was underrated since launch (still better than given credit for before the vac buff imo) So, I’m feeling pretty validated by this tbh. Makes you wonder what else Renzo is right about…..

Make like a girl and go piss

Coming out is hard and labels can be tricky to understand, but I hope you'll still support us all the same: We're n̶o̶n̶b̶i̶n̶a̶r̶y̶ a hypodive comp. Good luck walking forward or damaging us 🤭 #highdivsplatoon

I can be your devil, your devil, your devil, or, your other devil #highdivsplatoon

11 ft 8 Bridge is doing an X Rank Race this season! And we felt inspired, so lowest power at the end of the season will need to post an apology video 😈 (We're dragging Renzo kicking and screaming into playing X for practice) #lowclearance #compsplatoon

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

but enough about hockey. who wants to see me sock a few dingers* (*play very good in a nintendo game, sometimes)

Not trying to sound contrarian, but being aware of some of the mindset (for lack of a better word) surrounding the men’s team had me actively cheering against them (and only them) from the start Still impressive how they managed to squander what goodwill they had beyond that!

mhmm. I see how it is

professionally, I’m feeding

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We got division 11! (ft 8 Bridge) Wait the only person we know below div 10 is our platinum sponsor, Yoshi God? Funding may dry up #lowclearance #highdivsplatoon

If you live in the MARYLAND FGC, 🦀 3 PHONE CALLS in 5 MINUTES can help demand that ICE #FREELUD. 📱 READ HOW BELOW ⬇️ #FGC... REPOST!!! 🔀

Update on Ludovic. Unfortunately but unsurprisingly he was moved to Louisiana without notice. If anyone can put the campaign in contact with elected officials, please do. Also keep an eye on the GoFundMe page for further updates. www.gofundme.com/f/support-lu...

Lud is one of the nicest people in the FGC I've ever known. If you're in a position to donate, please do

watching the olympics rn and it turns out they give the bi athletes guns to shoot right then and there. I think we should expand this, it sounds correct to me

I went 1-8 in SOS and it sent me to hell as punishment #RenzoPleaseStopPostingSplatoon3Clips

All TOs, community organizers, and leaders in our community need to make finding alternatives to discord a priority yesterday.

It is with a normal-weight heart that I announce that I did not pass Plus server voting. Haters and critics may note that “Renzo, you were not even nominated,” but this type of what-about-ism only serves to divide our community. That said, I kinda get it though, so maybe next time? #highdivsplatoon

date’s can be staying in, doing tiny paintings then making 1am breakfast (pending)

THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE STILL SCRIM US

BILLY’S 🗣️ MOTHER 🗣️

what the fuck

so sorry to those for whom it might be midlevel hell, but just fwiw when i get there it will be heaven #highdivsplatoon

go back to IRC and Mumble with me, coward. It could all be so simple again

discord escape plans in place! (yes I am aware of stoat)

signed into discord support just to submit a ticket to tell them to go to hell with this lmfao it’s extremely funny that they think we’re THAT attached to them, when they are, in fact, simply the platform we all jumped to when the one before it started to suck, a cycle we’ve done multiple times

ha ha heyy we’re still friends, right? right? right? right? right? right? right? right

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

This is a buff to me, I don’t care if every other weapon’s hitbox radius also increased I’m looking at the You Must Be This Tall To Ride sign and my beautiful babies finally had a growth spurt 🥳 (possible delusional posting)

Upon review, it is the opinion of myself and my legal council, Knuckles Kukenson, Esq., that they did, in fact, buff the Dualie Squelchers. The jury is still deliberating as to the degree to which it is a buff, and whether or not everyone else’s buffs negate it.

was just contemplatin my Cubes, that’s all

call me “Renzo TwoGameCubes” the way that i’m renzo and also i got 2 gamecubes

Anna showed me this on her phone and said “I think out of these, you’re the bisexual gamer gf, and I’m the lesbian who knows Victorian flower language” and I think she’s right, I just kind of resent being called a gamer

Mobile Fighter G Gundam (1994) Episode 28 - Doman Targeted! The Assasin's Staff 18:25.948

We made gold bracket in Tristrike Tuesdays! Agaric - this is a bad tent map *for them* Shark - the twink's farming aura Tessa - my secret is I'm always anxious Renzo - they're literally dating, could be making out between games Hax - didn't sign the dog treat box #lowclearance #compsplatoon

bars

decav testing build for 11.0. just hedging my bets here— #compsplatoon if it turns out I’m a big brained cutting edge genius, and #highdivsplatoon in case this doesn’t work at all so you know I was joking the whole time (fluid roles and priorities)

I read this post yesterday, and it was echoing in my head at loud volume as I read the patch notes this morning. Huh! Probably nothing : )

if you are in line, stay in line whether or not this update is a dualie squelcher buff without naming it as such is Under Review

I am disoriented by these patch notes to be so honest Have to see how it actually looks in practice, my gut says that a lot of this appeals to a freak such as myself but I’m also seeing a bunch of changes that sound like absolute hell for casual players on paper

It can get lower!

New Video: Why Did Heavy Edit Vanish? After multiple attempts to weaken snipewriter and meta shifts, why is edit seeing near zero usage? What's holding it back and why would you even want to play it in 2026? Link ⇒ youtu.be/-zAx9yQ5R_w #splatoon | #compsplatoon | #splatuber

As tens of thousands across America protest the violence that ICE sows with impunity, federal agents shot and killed another person in Minneapolis today.

ICE terrorizes our cities. ICE puts us all in danger. Abolish ICE.