nature is healing— 11 ft 8 Bridge will play this, run essentially a comp we would run anyways, except Renzo is legally mandated to play squelchies

thinken about gallon…..

What have I created

Is that all you need? #highdivsplatoon

tent moment 😳 #highdivsplatoon

okay, sorry, but first of all ganondorf is NOT humble

Yummy! This amateur mechanic has THREE delicious orange drinks to sip on while working on his/their cursed Limp Bizkit Civic Si!

We played in Tristrike Tuesdays #59 and got 3rd in Silver Bracket btw! That’s the pretense for the following sillyposting, here you gooo Hax - *barefoot slapping noises* Ag - “just make mine say ‘NeoPronounOmatic’” Tess - (stressed) Renzo - Clams Rule Everything Around Me #compsplatoon

Reading people's experiences with misogyny and transphobia and harassment over the past week-ish, I'm not shocked to see how much of a role Twitter has had in augmenting hate in the community. So much rot could be fixed if we delegitimize it as a place of discussion. Delete your accounts, please.

The @whiprays.com and @11ft8.ink teamed up as The BridgeRays and got 6th in Coral Clash: Low Tide #35! woooaw Nox - have you seen my Tonic mpreg art? Tessa - "Sqwim wid da Whipways 🥺" Goxu - I love you random citizen Renzo - c'mon Tess, you're living in the past Hax - was there! (not playingg :[ )

It is so crucial to have a network of people who support you in your competitive journey. This community can be really brutal sometimes. Surround yourself with people who remind you that you are strong and deserve a chance. That is one of the best things you can do

I am just so tired of feeling like I have to fight. For my chance to speak, for my chance to be listened to, for my chance to prove myself all because of how I was born. I wish things didn’t have to be this way

I really enjoyed watching the SWS GG but would be great if we could reframe our mindsets going against top JP teams We shouldn’t talk about top level players (or they about themselves) in the same way a low level team does when they keep it close against a dx/1 team in SOS groups #compsplatoon

We convinced Brine to stay up until 1000 Billion AM to play SOS 224 w/ us & made Hammerhead! #compsplatoon Brine: "Don't take away the magic of my fancy little boy-chefs!" Ag: "They got my fling-a-ling" Renzo: One Gigglebit Upload Speed (laggiest in the lobby) Hax: "Is Renzo mining cryptocurrency?"

Another member of the FGC has been directly impacted by ICE. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. BLOW THIS UP!! 📢 gofund.me/5141da1dd

alright. gonna be brave because I have gotten too far being afraid to ask what is splatoon

people always say 'where is your fourth' but never 'how is your fourth' :(

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My hardest cook, magnum opus, and 1st montage released a couple days ago on the CCA YouTube channel, highlighting every team that made it to Grand Finals! If you haven't yet, pls pls pls give it a watch and let me know what you think! :) youtu.be/uf20k3Lwx7k?...

oo I should share the art i made for the back of the @nesquids.bsky.social New InkLAN @splocalpost.bsky.social postcard :>

Update on our X rank race progress!

Renzo got sent to the gender-neutral Hell Bathroom™️ over the weekend, if you even care the They part of me appreciated the validation but every part of me was concerned by the lighting

Massachusetts.

agaric jumpscare

these desktops I’m setting up at work seem pretty important, in the grand scheme. I wouldn’t want to imply that there is anything else that might be more important for anyone to possibly be doing, today

announcer voice Hax announcer voice Tessaract announcer voice Renzo announcer voice Agaric

Getting officially streamed and sweeping was not something I ever imagined doing. I need to set my goals higher. Proud of my team today 💜

Finally ready to post this, 61 page doc on the fundamentals. It seems serendipitous given the NAL is soon This is aimed at everyone from coaches to entry level to high level. I think it has something for everyone If you have any questions, please ask #compsplatoon docs.google.com/document/d/1...

We made 5th in #Splatoon3NAL2026 Preseason Week 1! Suddenly we have an opinion about the format being too long. Hax - wants to be prom queen Tessa - 1 assist/1 death/6 booyahs/1500 paint Renzo - Knuckles hot girl IBS Agaric - got some good succ #compsplatoon #lowclearance

well done, Joy! everyone, don’t forget to report Joy to the church asap for dabbling in witchcraft 🥰🥰

this is basically just my job, but in space I literally just sat down and read this after helping a coworker with the demonic program, outlook, which was not opening suddenly

An update to the team's weapons. We hope you'll continue to support us going forward!

Splatoon community at large, I am *begging* us to not be immediately weird to someone who has spent time creating a useful, interesting and optional tool It’s okay to not understand something fully, but (seeming?) hostilities to hard, free work will prevent growing the scene

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

I don’t know if it is just confirmation bias on my part, but I feel like I’m seeing waaay more 52s now and way less decavs since 11.0 Maybe I’m trying to convince you Renzo is right about stuff, maybe I’m trying to justify getting 700 decav wins in a season then kinda dropping it, who is to say

Go watch Hax (and our platinum sponsor @yoshigodspl.bsky.social) commentate and compete today at Anarchy NoVA!

I am bad at splatoon

A decent contributor to why there is so much burnout due to demotivation in this scene probably has to be everyone from the top down believing they’re terrible at the game. It’s okay to be proud of what you’ve learned and the progress you’ve made after hundreds of thousands of hours!

Inksight just got a lot more stats! I'm calling this release v1.0, and it includes a lot of data on how matchmaking is screwing us over 🤭 Match stats, player MMRs vs XP, who's queuing with who, and lots of other data just got added! Check it out! 🔗 hana.lol/inksight

MY TEAM IS SO GOOD 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #compsplatoon

Still going btw, just waiting on next round for losers bracket 🫡

not bad for seed 19 😏

We are playing in Low Ink Today! Renzo POV: twitch.tv/renzoandknuc... Tessaract POV: twitch.tv/tessaract_spl #compsplatoon