I asked and while my mom said no, I have to be honest, she didn’t make a very compelling case I am leaning “tail? Yeah”

a holiday tradition! never before posted on biskie, Renzo’s patented Hand Turkey™️

Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!

as resident grungler to many, i’m obligated to report that my partner is, in fact, beegirl and it’s great!

🍤 THE MOST HARDCORE TOURNAMENT IN NOVA IS BACK 🍤 Anarchy Nova is going LIVE tomorrow at 1 PM EST on twitch.tv/splatoontourney !! 🍂🦃🦑🍤 Come tune in! (I did not have time to make a graphic so here is this really bad edit) #Splatoon3

It’s Time for TWIN SQUIDDIES #13 !!!!! 🔥🔥🔥 www.twitch.tv/leftclicklou...

well? will you heed the call?

“There are decades where nothing happens; And there are weeks where you just gotta get through this week” ~me, when I just gotta get through this week (each week)

don’t forget the reason for the season

#compsplatoon, 2 questions: 1. Do you play, or know of anyone who plays split Joy-Con controls? Handheld doesn’t (fully) count 2. If you DO play split Joy-Con, do you want to start a casual, low commitment team with me called: Joy-Con Division ? 🥺 (I have been sitting on this name for 2 YEARS)

we moved my partner’s tattoo shop into a new location last night after work, which I’m proud of in terms of efficiently organizing and executing the whole thing it doesn’t sound like much, but when “shop” includes “Giant Faux ~5x5ft Fireplace/Mantle” into “smaller than I thought rental van”,,

if you live in or near the indianapolis area, and you’re interested in TOing, designing/branding, or providing any other support for a splatoon local, please add and dm me on discord (pock)! we are desperate for extra hands to help us get up and running!

11 ft 8 Bridge is rebuilding and recruiting 4 players! We're ready on day 1 with @glackattack.bsky.social as our team manager and @localshark.bsky.social as coach! With support staff, our players can focus on improving (and possibly streaming too!) Apply at our website! 11ft8.ink/team/recruit...

Okay here we go! I want to challenge myself & grow more with the community. So homies hit me up if you want! Let's learn & have fun together! 🔥 💯 #compsplatoon

me when I realized how much time and effort I, an adult with a mortgage, would have to invest to progress meaningfully further in comp

it was cloudy when we went out to look last night, but last year we absolutely got to Behold. so go ahead and Behold already

I am looking for more input on this-- About 10 more responses would be amazing! The results so far are promising, but I want to hear from any #Splatoon players or fans in/near the Central NY/Finger Lakes regions to confirm! Please share! #compsplatoon #splatoon3 forms.gle/9sToYm9xhQ4J...

If you have any interest in attending a local tournament hosted in Upstate NY, please fill my short survey, and send it along to anyone else you might know who might! #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 forms.gle/9sToYm9xhQ4J...

Thanks for the responses and shares so far, everyone! Here, have the full banner image so you know that I Am Extremely Serious About This (also contact me if your LAN needs some equipment!!) #compsplatoon

If you have any interest in attending a local tournament hosted in Upstate NY, please fill my short survey, and send it along to anyone else you might know who might! #compsplatoon #splatoon #splatoon3 forms.gle/9sToYm9xhQ4J...

"0-2, but it was close!"

I just wanna run through a brick wall right now. Thats it. That’s all

🙂👍

Reading the news! Even though it’s hard these days. Scary things are happening constantly. The people I love are under attack. I’m trying to stay positive! No matter what. People on the whole are nicer, better than you’d think from the news. I know! Stay safe. Sincerely, Renzo

saw a thermal paste job so bad I stayed up to make this dipshit joke

all 8 from this batch are tested and working kinda makes only having 3 copies of space jam on vhs feel silly, now………..

the equipment with which to help and/or start a LAN is rolling in already, so I’ll be testing 8 docking stations when I get home from work Which is kind of a “tired of bad screen situation” considering my job…….nevertheless!!

we’re wearing a couples costume to pass out candy for trick or treating but I can’t post it without doxxing myself 🥸 but that’s also what makes it a good costume!!

You’re worried about thanksgiving dinner because of your racist uncle..? Oof bro that’s roughhh I am worried about thanksgiving dinner because I have to ask my mom if I was born with a tail

had offers accepted on 13 OLED docking stations at an average cost under $15 after taxes, so I will have 16 lmao

[old person telling you to just go inside places asking the manager for a job voice] you just gotta go in there and tell them you’re only going to pay 10 dollars a piece for 14 mixamps and that’s final

I have emailed two potential venues for further information. and it is all 🫵 YOUR 🫵 FAULT

Adding another cheap food resource via Tumblr www.toogoodtogo.com

okay SERIOUSLY check your kids’ halloween candy, some PERVERT!!!! gave Knuckles TWO MIXAMPS under the pretense that we might possibly accumulate enough equipment to run a LAN in upstate NY one day!! what has the world come to…….. #highdivsplatoon #SplatsvilleNextdoor

speaking directly..when are you going to GROW UP and start running THIS in your comps #highdivsplatoon

Good news! You cannot get rid of Renzo

spent a small portion of my lunch searching for what it might, hypothetically, cost to acquire 8 to 16 mixamps. for no reason at all! just looking into it, and if there are any feasible alternatives (not really) juuuust doing some thinking

Been playing tennis lately, and it’s a refreshing break from competitive Splatoon! Sure, scheduling matches can be tricky, there’s a number based ranking system that is meaningless because people self-rate and have huge egos at lower levels, and access to higher level play is gatekept, and….uh….um

Here is some non-satire for you: Trans rights forever.

ignore the fact that it is a week in to the new season and that having calced 9 weapons in series already is something a freak who happened to have the last 3 days off work might do. that’s still a Top 500 Renzo, in a sense

we're starting another round of the Dousers Delusion Cycle, baby!!!!!

Just got through a rough patch of work where I didn't have time for anything other than that and recovering from it, but I am alive and free now Was trying not to let those last few weeks paint how I have been feeling about playing competitive Splat, but I'm left in a weird spot with it anyways!

me, when I just gotta get through this week: “I just gotta get through this week”

im alive btw arguably ostensibly

update: it was my insoles. apparently that’s one way it tells you to get new ones no updates spiritually though. I’m the best, so surely there’s nothing wrong with my in-souls

Both literally and spiritually, my Docs are squeaking when I walk

lol. lmao

aw dang it, looks like the western scene needs to reevaluate its practices in order to hope to keep up with the JP scene 😔😔 ……….anyways, don’t forget to complete your periodic voting for who gets into the “Good Player Club(s)”!! ☺️☺️ #highdivsplatoon