they need to invent a machine that shoots me in the face if I ever think about playing vdread its actually crazy how much all I do is die and get no kills compared to ddread where i actually do something

dont get how people play with procon like wdym you aim with 2 hands i can only think of one at a time im sloshing the double bucket with 1 hand or your money back

Museum is the worst map in Splatoon 3 and its not even close

watching almojo's stream what is splatoon even about? 'i need someone to touch' 'ok you can get off now' #pjackkingit

they need to taee away me dplatoon cartrighe ,am i need an interventoin from splatoon 3

hyperdive is mad cause hawk tuah is taking all the attention during feeding month 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

scrim on ddread vblob only and i play vdread for 2 games and lose both of them #noticing but my team hate me and would never like this post on this veteran's birthday, i bet they won't even share either :(

brine

oh my fucking god

brine when its time to pick up a low tier bucket with no sub weapon

ive never understood the absolute slander ddread gets like the slider kit cant be so good that it somehow magically buffs this D tier main weapon enough that it turns into one of the best things in the game, and as soon as it gets taken away its back to being this god awful thing

and before anyone makes any assumptions, yes, i did play the entire tournament and not just grands

Taco Cat won Tristrike Tuesday! (50 teams damn) GGs everyone else @ryan-spl.bsky.social c96 @brinewater.bsky.social dread @madman46i.bsky.social Rest in Peace 🕊️ @wackerrs.bsky.social dualie @tiposauce.bsky.social short rapid

:)

You've never seen a team like us

real legitimate competitive set in splatoon 3 in 2025

team hates me. not allowed to hyperdive anymore. killing myself.

as someone who greatly enjoys dread swig pain vac wave brinewater and marlin, i sure am playing splatoon 2 currently

ill take a break from the game i say as i sign myself up to another tournament

mom im scared sasha's off her meds again

if you see me in your base during a match, do not kill me! i am just having fun expressing my inner wonder and expelling some excess energy :D i will leave soon enough and my team will be at a disadvantage so why waste your time looking at me when you could be pushing or painting for special in mid!

An S-blast player walks into a bar and realizes there is no counter

Raise 4 RAICES Tournament godly freaking rm clutch with the team + @radha.splstrong.com pov ! ! (results soon) #compsplatoon

losing 5 games to a good team and playing well yourself is kinda crazy like why is it still raining i did what i was supposed to

they made the worst map in the entire series and called it museum d'alfonsino

the big dread in the big 25... pathetic

guess who made great white in swim or sink 211?? #TOYLETMEKNOW did 🗣️🔥 @brinewater.bsky.social - the big dread @tiposauce.bsky.social - the big rapid deco @sibirrino.bsky.social - the big dualie @noxidotmp4.bsky.social - take a wild guess

playing bullshit in 1800 X bc its the best rotation #loweringtheline

is there a list of all map modes played in top 8? i want to know if they played based stuff like haggle clams and mako turf

just won an X rank rainmaker game to the other team completely forgetting they hadnt taken checkpoint in overtime and just running into my spawn and dying

you poor thing

nerf hammer LMFAO shadow is insane with it good shit

i was right to hate on urchin

shipshape used to have a ramp up left back into spawn :(((((( shipshape used to have a ramp that you could have used as an attacking and retreating tool on one of the biggest hallway chokepoints ever (rest of the beta stage looked like ass but that bit wouldve been cool methinks)

sq set boring as hell

me and noxi teaming up in X rank to take down the evil putz12

dsd has been able to get away with counterpicking humpback rain for too damn long >:(

and this kit too

Drizzle season buckets have such a level of swag to them its amazing

pros of being a procrastinator: you have free time now cons of being a procrastinator: it was all a lie.

i am maybe the worst person to ever play splatoon

EVERYONE SWITCH OFF VDREAD PLAY LUNA NEO ON MARLIN TOWER REVERSE SWEEP THE SET

Your pen was in mid when you pushed Your shot was in mid when you pushed Your brush was in mid when you pushed The cooler in mid when you pushed The clams were in mid when you pushed Your pencil your vshot your inkbrush The cooler the clams were in mid when you pushed and thats the reason you pushed

banger idea: the torp toy tub a new wave of third kits will be revealed and blob will have torpedo and tooys and i will be happy and still play the marker one even though i suck at kraken

decemberlous 6 7 dinner got 7th place in beta bracket of superjump 7! Sasha: the humpback rain counterpick nerf Brine: the mid tournament tetris buff Tensui: the main weapon 'buff' nerf Noxi: the mid tournament tetris buff delterr: the family dinner nerf

connectionsplus.io/game/2m12TU now do my connections for real for real

entire set 3-0 with 0 kills #superjumpday1 #lowqualitysplatoon

i just really like this normal, regular leafeon