i switched mains (or near enough) and dropped 4 tiers this is the high div splatoon they dont want you to know about

midlevels not so bad when you hang out with your friends

Delicious Steak Dinner! went 5-3 in their first LUTI set! Alice: i need to hop on valo Sasha: painted a problematic amount Tensui: the support vbrella -> winning pipeline Brine: gegging for bloblobbing stater thans on the wove delterr: liter :( Noxi: shut up im playing tetra league

its crazy that I played 5 games of vanilla bloblobber and we won all of them

chance time makes the game look fun

2 scrims in a row I have played the worst dread ever game 1, switched to a different weapon (luna/blob), and played well the entire rest of the scrim is it because- A:zones game=bad game B: i should warm up beforehand C: i'm ass D: all 3

beast boy what div did Delicious Steak Dinner! get??

#AmongUs #SuspiciousSaturday hey guys does anyone remember Suspicious Saturday? i remember Suspicious Saturday. does anyone want to join Suspicious Saturday? this saturday? 16:00 pm utc? Please join us for Suspicious Saturday. discord.com/invite/Cq7fd...

this was the best tournament ever i am the lobber

IM IN THE AIRPORT

i have never lobbed more blobs in my life

post about the best stage in the splatoon 3 game for the nintendo switch family of systems

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i just feel bad for the ftiu eligible team that mistakenly got FLUTI div S

"Someone thinks you're fresh" okay?? make out with me?? buy me dinner?? call me pretty??

tournament run where i cry over being ass at the game until i play ddread for the first time 3 sets in and then realise im not that bad actually

splatoon 3 tier list based on how many little structures the weapons can place on the map

Pessimist vs Optimist #compsplatoon #highdivsplatoon @popgun.bsky.social (Yes for once it makes sense to @ him xD)

they're still doing 3rd kits btw, my dad works at microsoft and he said they're still doing more third kits and blob is getting vac :)

this is my delicious steak fan art can this get them to sign my delicious steak weapon, The Fresh☆ Squiffer

dsd becoming a double bucket double roller team is really funny

idk what ill do if pen gets dethroned, ive spent a large chunk of my life knowing the splatoon meta staples, i entered, passed, and left college and in those 2 years pencil was the top gun the whole time, some very impactful moments of my life happened while i knew that snipewriter was the devil

so dynamo on urchin/humpback is just the best thing ever

so who's setting up the luti gambling operation

The year is 2026. “The twinks are aura farming” is now an official Splatoon callout #highdivsplatoon

also as a thermal ink chip weapon (both ddread and blob) i will always know that someone has been hit by one projectile for a grand 0 damage thanks to the health bar system

aura is an interesting thing for me specifically, I know damn well im never getting a triple, however if I do, I will not lose aura for the rest of the game bc i am an assist farming beast

fuck man i need more splatoon merch

vac swig marlin airport send tweet

Me

comp idea

screaming and crying and repeating 'im sorry, im trying' as I hit minimum damage vbrella shots in a fight that lasts 2 minutes

brine when its time to play a yellow and black second kit of a slosher that has something to do with the drizzle season 2023

The Raise 4 Raices charity event gave someone the chance to pick the next weapon that I would cover on Head Start if they won my raffle. So I made a blob guide. Likes and reposts appreciated www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Av...

'im just the best player ever' something i legitimately said to myself in a 1700 X rank clams lobby

you know its going well when your backline is the shortest range weapon in the comp

i was living such a beautiful existence and then i remembered gleamz blaster existed, how did they manage to make the single most forgettable kit ever

they call me the goat of sleeping through scrims im fucking crazy at it catch me in bed straight ignoring my duties

IM AT THE PAVILION I HAVE MY BUBBLES

why didnt they add bubbke blower to s3 it fires 3(three)bubbels and they explode and its peak ADD BUBBLE BLOWER TO SPLATOON 3 OR I be sad AND YOU DONT WANT TO SEE ME WHEN IM sad

isn’t this night sky just to die for?

everyone coping incredibly hard that the update is going to be big so my prediction is that we get ALL PREVIOUS STAGES BACK +A NEW MODE +TRICOLOUR PBS +100 NEW CHALLENGES +SECOND SHELL OUT MACHINE +500000 NEW GEAR PIECES +EVERY D TIER WEAPON GETS BUFFED +LITER MYSTERIOUSLY DISAPPEARS FROM THE GAME!!

they need to invent a machine that shoots me in the face if I ever think about playing vdread its actually crazy how much all I do is die and get no kills compared to ddread where i actually do something

dont get how people play with procon like wdym you aim with 2 hands i can only think of one at a time im sloshing the double bucket with 1 hand or your money back

Museum is the worst map in Splatoon 3 and its not even close

watching almojo's stream what is splatoon even about? 'i need someone to touch' 'ok you can get off now' #pjackkingit