people always say 'where is your fourth' but never 'how is your fourth' :(

opening up the based comp fridge fo look at all of our good specials

if ever your sleep schedule is fucked and your idea to fix it is to nap for 3 hours midday and for 2 hours before your 1am tourney here's some wisdom: dont do that

'yo who the fuck are these kids??' they're me and my gang, and they're not messing around >:(

'zoinked up in the function spewing straight rubbish' got 2nd place in hammerhead bracket of SOS #223! me: thermal blob @maio.bsky.social gambit machine @cjastral.bsky.social gambit .52 @fraudsire.bsky.social crab stamper

playing arms for the first time today, played s2 for the first time 4 months ago, i may be the youngest person ever

they have played us for fools

people pleasing has gotta be one of the worst things to deal with when making art. it takes something that’s inherently personal and turns it into something that’s being made not for you, not even for other people, but your own imaginary preconceived notions of what those other people *might* like

the illusion of free choice

it happened with marlin in sws? i feel like im being mandela'd

the masses (tensui) are trying to silence me (get me to play tri) and honestly its working kinda

im not takin my thermal off i am thermal o'tool

why does the NA league stream use the non in game picture for museum and mako (any maybe more but i didnt see it)

new thought: they should play an awesome song every time you grab rainmaker to incentivise picking it up bc then you get to hear the funky fish's funky tune

limitation breeds innovation, sendou chat has no image function so we shared a google drive link and made our own

obobber #lobbing

Sometimes i say an enemy is one shot even when im not actually fighting anyone

vac 96 comps used to have jilth and a side helping of awesomesauce but now they're just pen + blaster, because of woke

i hate the fact that blob doesnt slot into comps well, i play only blob soloq and yet every time i play comp i always switch off

I think skaboop may be the first person ever to get a quad that specifically reminds me of the Bart Simpson lobotomy video

both of my favourite games atm have a mode called zones in them and i have my highest power on that mode #midlevelsplatoon #noticing

Thinking about the Zone moving back and forth. #highdivsplatoon

an important update to my weapon pool: youtu.be/JfzcBYcXOkg?...

if you ever get bored of splatoon 3, go back and play splatoon 2, game so ass i immediately have a better time in s3 thinking of just how good i have it

i do not play patient, i do not think, i do not call out, I ask to play backline, and if i cant, i KILL MYSELF

Delicious Steak Dinner! won their final LUTI set 5-3, going 2-3 in sets (game 9 curse struck us) Brine: evil and malding Alice: evil and high Tensui: evil and gay Sasha: evil

happy to be one of 6 bloblobber videos on sendou

i long for the mechs of a div X player and the mindset of a div 9, unfortunately i have the mechs of a div 10 player and the mindset of a div 4

just played an X rank game with this comp and my heart sang, the game is beautiful

the biggest lie in website history

sometimes you wait and wait for your big game winning push, and it never happens...

tournament that makes me realise that im not ass at the funny bucket

355.6 cm Bridge made hammerhead in SOS tonight, and won a set too! Thanks to @brinewater.bsky.social for subbing and slidering Agaric - "I need to start gambling!" Tessa - didn't hyperdive the tarantula Brine - gambit is sorta like gambling Renzo - non-magical fushigi orb #compsplatoon

Seeing a tiny bit of discussion on map picks rn. I don’t know how I fully feel about most maps but I will say main zones is a genuinely good map that is overhated. I don’t even know why people hate it, I just see people go “ew marlin” and play the map wrong (4 ppl dropping left retake wtf???)

Lights by Ellie Goulding is like the quintessential 2010s pop track it literally has no flaws

Vac gotta be the most fun special in the game to use

'how close are you to cooler?' delta asks, 4 minutes into a coolerless match

grok generate me a dread wringer D clip

I never see dread clips but when I do it’s always the most ai generated slider triple/quad

'why are the groups of 3 always slower than the groups of 4?' the reason for this is that the groups of 3 always contain the #1 seed (or sometimes #2, maybe even #3) and we all know that the higher your seed, the longer it takes for you to join the room

person who dislikes playing against hyperdive: ps pmo

true but it cant cap the zone so its worse

blob isnt even a bottom 5 weapon

scheduling a LUTI set at a time my team arent available and hoping some of them show up

real div 4 has never been attempted

i switched mains (or near enough) and dropped 4 tiers this is the high div splatoon they dont want you to know about

midlevels not so bad when you hang out with your friends