i fall asleep and my alarm doesnt wake me up, and i finally arise from my slumber and the fuckers won something i cant have shit in this house

something something parfait dinner won paralarvae parfait #5! Tensui: never died, ever Noxi: slamon 🐟 delterr: obsessed with gothgirl67 Sasha: broke her chair Alice: feel the wrath of my Alice Blast guys look delta actually played a tournament

im about to retake my own life

im an FA again 🥹 contact me at @flak_e on discord if interested, i would love to try out

real comp i played and did well with, i fear it has no weaknesses

brine stops losing everything and plays a good splagoob game #real #true

Delicious Best Kebab Scran! have won their first 2 sets of the Ultimate Chippy Championships 4-0 against Grizz Rizz and 4-1 against Trigger Happy Noxi: 6/11 on the new carbon Alice: the biggest hitbox in the west Tensui: painted the sides and dropped 20 Brine: shhhhh little alice calm yourself

third kit for all weapons yet to get a third kit a list worked on over the course of about 2 hours with me and my sister and absolutely no laughs or jokes

im honestly surprised this doesnt happen more often with tourneys but we just played a fantastic group stage, shame about the bracket and comiserations to the TOs

they have to do more third kits i want to be excited about a cool blob and flingza kit pleaseeee

playing x rank as a backline is harming yourself until you get a win

saying my point in the 50 zones only propagandists vs 1 enlightened all modes enjoyer video, then covering my ears and screaming for help when a person comes up to debate

if you need me ill just be thinking about this comp

IM NOT 23 YEARS OLD

the world is so very beautiful because it has Bloblobber in it

collect my three (3) lobber players

(to the tune of badgers mushrooms) this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way this way booyah! booyah! ouch... its an ouch... oooh its an ouch...

god im so hungry i wish i could get a free bag of nothing

'youre him' no im nottttt :(

trying to queue X to get a warmup game in pre tourney and nobody's queueing zones wahoo lemuria #iwonderwhy

cgoo is lowkey the best weapon in the game but people dont want to hear that

gotta play like a scrub if you want a dub dub #highdivsplatoon

pen/liter players dont even act like backlines no more they ask you to be hardback paint spam while they try and fail to aggro the enemy team

id rather play 1 game of mincemeat rain than 10000 games of urchin zones

detransitioned. the woke mind virus infected me and made me think i could play blob/tri/ddread/anything else i wanted to. im happy to announce im back on my assigned weapon at launch

I'm so hungry I could eat a dinner came 5th in tristrike tuesdays EU #24! Brine: welcome to the team tensui! Sasha: Сашка Tensui: i did not sign up for this Noxi: noxi 🌟

currently homeless 🥺, looking for a div 3ish team that plays 4-5 times a week (more info below) #compsplatoon

ntri is a really fun weapon until you play it 'correctly' and then i shiver and quake and quiver and shake and start to do as little as possible, then go oh shit im not randomly winning, then run into someone and die and get sad

bring back having low expectations and being unapologetically ass at the game

being the objectively worse team and winning anyway is so funny, like yeah we lost every interaction but uhhhh here's this one push that you werent expecting 4.5 minutes in to an absolute trouncing

spot the brine in this image (we got freaking rolled by this team in mako finals gg but i won the dread wringer D map so im happy)

my heart is pure my drip is swag my mechs are ass my awareness is shit

making a 'based comps i saw in open' google doc to try and find what playstyle i subconsciously like and 4 comps in i have learned a lot about myself, like uhhhh and uhhhhhhhh

I wish I had more pickups like I did tonight. That was a really fun Tristrike Run. Thanks @brinewater.bsky.social @cjastral.bsky.social and @noodlesspl.bsky.social for that! #compsplatoon #compLagoon

the game is so fucking fun to play i love playing the game retweet if you love playing the game also #game #playing

losing incredible amounts of braincells in real time (started the lobby with the wrong teams twice)

the trojan horse of HONK damage being wheeled up to the gates of mid

We would disband due to poor availability but we can't find the time to have the meeting about it

looking at old dsd dive clips and wiping one tear off my cheek

which is the hardest mode to win as a backless comp

begging pleading for one of the weekly TOs to modify their tournament to be all-frills, GROUPS to SINGLE elim, all maps all modes, with strictly enforced time limits make it all bo5 for fun it'll still run fast i'm pretty sure #compsplatoon

hypothetically, if you were to show this to someone who has never seen splatoon, what would they think

he's blue!

youtu.be/oTvTbBMq_I0?... #highdivsplatoon #hyperdive

the only game the brella team won in finals was a crableg zones counterpick where they played triple bubble (mint zimi vbrella torrentz) #yup #compidea

and umami also? what do people gain from this

this guy is a win button btw, every time i play with him i win the game #noticing